Wet Dick

On January 23 2009 04:13 CrimsonLotus wrote:
Is this some covert way to brag about your penis? xD.

On January 23 2009 04:13 CrimsonLotus wrote:
Is this some covert way to brag about your penis? xD.

On January 23 2009 04:20 Konni wrote:
You know it sometimes touches the rim of the toilet (if you're not careful or sitting in the wrong position .. like too much in the front)
I don't think it's possible for my dick to dip into the water - unless there's high tide

On January 23 2009 04:20 Konni wrote:
You know it sometimes touches the rim of the toilet (if you're not careful or sitting in the wrong position .. like too much in the front)
I don't think it's possible for my dick to dip into the water - unless there's high tide

On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

On January 23 2009 04:58 EsX_Raptor wrote:

That's why you need to grow a real one and not just put on the attachable one the doc. gave you... maybe you pressed the release button in your keyboard and it launched out as it did (easyness of disposal)

















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On January 23 2009 04:42 vGl-CoW wrote:
hahaha
imagine the horrified look on everyone's face when the venezuelan kid suddenly started taking a dump in the drinking fountain

On January 23 2009 04:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:


you have what, 20 inch dick?

On January 23 2009 05:04 ritebkatya wrote:
(quoting adam carolla)

Q: what do you do to prevent your dick from touching the water in the toilet?
A: throw it over your shoulder

On January 23 2009 05:14 Frits wrote:
lol I think I understand what the OP means some toilets have those ridiculously high things where your shit almost touches your ass after shitting. I just flush right away after shitting and wipe standing up. When you have a semi boner it gets tricky, you can just put the end your dick on the toilet seat in that case. Yes I've had my share of fucked up toilets. :/

On January 23 2009 05:14 Frits wrote:
lol I think I understand what the OP means some toilets have those ridiculously high things where your shit almost touches your ass after shitting. I just flush right away after shitting and wipe standing up. When you have a semi boner it gets tricky, you can just put the end your dick on the toilet seat in that case. Yes I've had my share of fucked up toilets. :/

On January 23 2009 04:45 ahswtini wrote:
"My penis is so long if you flop it across the keyboard, it'll reach from A all the way to Z."

On January 23 2009 05:46 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
It's also a hassle when I have to ride in the back of my friend's car. Get my dick all over the windshield and what notafsldnbbbbbbbff

On January 23 2009 06:08 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
You're right infested.

I'm being a giant dick. Oops I did it again.

On January 23 2009 04:06 EsX_Raptor wrote:
So I'm walking out of the cafeteria and felt like taking a dump. I go in, and just as I sit on the toilet seat my dick decides to dip into the water and I go "FUCK."

Honestly I swear there should be some sort of trick to help you avoid this crap, it doesn't happen with every toilet I sit on but with a good number of them it does and it pisses me off a lot.

I've tried throwing in some paper beforehand which kind of helps but when the time your shit's gotta come out happens it all just sits there on top of the paper and things get even worse.

Ever happened to you?

On January 23 2009 05:44 MYM.Testie wrote:
lol
know the feeling
closed the car door on it yesterday

On January 23 2009 06:20 Nitrogen wrote:


even if this did happen to you... can you really not figure out a way around it? just hold your dick or something. if you have to piss and shit just piss first then go shit...

On January 23 2009 04:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
you have what, 20 inch dick?

On January 23 2009 06:08 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
You're right infested.

I'm being a giant dick. Oops I did it again.

On January 23 2009 04:42 gg_hertzz wrote:
seriously, i hate it when i'm walking and i trip over my own penis.

On January 23 2009 06:52 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
you have a lot in common with this guy

On January 23 2009 06:08 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
You're right infested.

I'm being a giant dick. Oops I did it again.

On January 23 2009 04:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
what a stupid fucking blog. OBVIOUSLY you are trying to fucking imply your dick is bigger than a fucking horse.

NOBODY takes a shit and gets their dick dipped in the water. That'd be like a 10 inch or bigger dick flaccid

fucking hell man.

On January 23 2009 06:31 Licmyobelisk wrote:


Maybe his dick is much longer than his arms that's why this is impossible for him to do...

On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

On January 23 2009 09:11 EsX_Raptor wrote:
lol don't worry infested ;D its not like he's pissing me off or something ^^

That's why people go to a circus! It's funny to see him react, like when you use a laser pointer on a wall to play with a cat chasing it.

On a side note, I also hate it when im taking a dump and the water splashes my rectum -.- its so damn cold.

On January 23 2009 09:58 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Lol I would love for you to quote my posts and please highlight in bold where do I say no one else in here has a life.

No, I wasn't going to repeat the same thing for the fact that it is already posted up there.

Unlike you who is constantly trying to foresee what are my intentions and what I'm about to do XD

On January 23 2009 10:05 EsX_Raptor wrote:
When does it cum, i mean come??? =D

On January 23 2009 10:03 Hypnosis wrote:
its an unsolvable problem, if you lift it up and avoid getting it wet you will pee on the floor when you take a shit (chaces are unless you are some inhuman person that doesnt have a bladder). if you let it hang it might fall in the water.

The solution: get a booster toilet attachment for 3 payments of 49.95. If you order now i will include a juicer that can cut up iron blocks with ease and slive through diamonds in minutes,. Free S + H with a 50$ surcharge.

On January 23 2009 10:15 EsX_Raptor wrote:
thank you thank you nitrogen i finally see the light, now my mind is refreshed and changed, i will live my life now happily and regret the moment i made this blog for the rest of my days, because of those wise words i just read on some gaming site with a blog about dicks, i bet many people have changed because of this and were never the same, even though they really didn't portray their real personality on here, like 99.99% of the people on the planet who have an e-identity, but still we think that's how they are and thus draw conclusions and write thousands of pages worth of pointless arguments just for the sake of doing so with no real goal of any sort, but yes PLEASE EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, I JUST GOT IN AN ARGUMENT WITH NITROGEN AND I CAN ANSWER HIM EVERY SINGLE THING HE SAYS WITH WHATEVER JUST COMES INTO MY MIND... let me try it again: hmm...

See what I mean? You're always trying to predict what I'm doing and what I'm going to do and what have I done, but thanks for telling me you were assuming i was going to say it again, this way I will be reminded of it and do it! =D

I DID IT AGAIN! HAHAHAAHAHAHA...

man internet arguing is so ez

On January 23 2009 11:22 Nitrogen wrote:
it's just that i really don't understand the point of this blog. can he really not figure out how to let his dick not touch the water? just piss first if you have to, then take a shit. or just tuck your dick backwards into the toilet. i'm pretty sure most people can figure out how to do this... then he had another reason to make this blog. (assuming he's not that stupid, which i doubt he is) he's just trolling and typing up random shit... but he stopped using the same thing over and over again so it's all good... except after reading this he'll just start again.

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