The Letting Off Steam Thread

Oh Dreamhack, why will you not make your semi- and quarter-final matches a Bo5 like every other tournament? There's a reason other tournaments do it, and that's because the organisers know everybody wants to see more than three games of glorious MC-Bomber fighting.

Moreover, FUCK THAT MAKES ME ANGRY

God damn it fucking zerg god damn no matter what I do, infestors are just fucking retarded, not to mention ridiculous roach/ling allins. It wouldn't bother me so damn much, but because zergs actually believe they are UNDERPOWERED (what the shit? are you high idiot?) and have all these strong things... Stupid ass game giving players undeserved wins. Used to be balanced but now... fuck

Motherfuckin Zergs, I'm aware that it's not a balance issue, I'm just too bad and low apm to deal with muta ling bling FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

The fact that no one actually appreciates the idea of Separation of Church and State in America.

There is no reason why the gays and bisexuals of America cannot get married outside of one's religious beliefs, which are fucking outdated by a few hundred years at least.
You want to know what happens in states with gay marriage? Gay people get married.
There's no bestiality. There's no pedophilia. There's no wrath of God being cast down upon us. There's no fucking problems.
This entire debate is fucking ridiculous, especially the one about, gay people getting, "hitched, but calling it something other than marriage," as someone put in an interview. Americans tried to do that before. It was called segregation.

Those fucking blacks could do whatever they wanted, as long as they kept it separate from us decent, whitefolk!

Can people please think for themselves for a fucking second before opening up their fucking mouths, saying what they want, and the hiding behind the barrier of, "tolerance," and, "freedom of speech"?
Not all opinions are fucking even, or even acceptable.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I feel like my younger sister is turning into a drunk whore and I'm already sick of college (going to college this fall). It's just like I'm burned the hell out of learning, and the honors program at my college is going to keep me busy with shit, which probably isn't gonna help.

What is the new fad with tournaments having completely undecipherable structures. I have zero clue how the NASL is meant to work. There was several weeks of group play and apparently that now means nothing. I tried to look at their site but can't find anything. MLG is okay, Dreamhack is a washout.I seriously just can't understand how they're meant to work.

F*** zergs who take the moral high ground for playing a seemingly harder race, even though it is incredibly hard to play against them as terran

I fucking hate terran players. Every time they pull all their scvs, march across the map and use their "pro marine micros" to win with bullshit all-ins, I want to scream at the top of my lungs and punch someone in the fucking face. You know how often I get all-inned in ZvT? Pretty much every game. Oh, and also, you can't scout. So maybe he's going for a fun little 3-rax scv/marine all-in, or maybe he's going to get hellions and marauders before he all-ins. People say protoss is the strongest race? I'd rather play ZvP over ZvT any day of the week, at least toss doesn't cannon rush me every game.

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU just got rejected again. WTF am I doing wrong?! On paper I'm perfect: I'm pretty good looking, athletic, musical and doing a business course at one of the best (if not THE best) universities in Australia. EVERY SINGLE TIME I choose the wrong girl. Why couldn't I have just gone for the stupid one who was head over heels for me? I always choose the one who everyone advises me against; I always choose the one who actually has so much depth. AND I GET FUCKED OVER EACH AND EVERY TIME. Foreveralone.jpg

Fucking pathetic noob zerg players. You have problems scouting? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? Early cheap lightning-fast units combined with zero cost low risk flying scouts at the start of every game? Maybe if you wouldn't be so fucking retarded you would realize you can ALWAYS see what your opponent has since if he splits up and you're going with a couple more units than normal he's DEAD (oh and have I already mentioned there's NO WAY he can know what you're doing since zerg only has one production building for everything!), and who cares if you're going to stop drone production you're an expansion up you're ahead BY DEFAULT. At the same time you have maphack, the best production capability, and certain units that are just as strong as the most expensive of those from P and T while also thinking you're entitled to take a 15 expo everygame! GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

I'm a nerd myself, but I hate nerds.

I fucking hate quiet, insular, smug nerds. I hate how they are so quiet in social situations. I fucking hate how they think up all these 'badass' replies but don't say them in real life and instead hide behind an internet wall in order to deliver them. I fucking hate how they talk like they are a real man, on the internet, but in real life they are fail humans, who are incapable of doing real life because there are far too many actually real men out there who would jump down their throats if they were 1/10th as smart assed in real life as they are on the internet.

Moreover, I hate even more the nerds that think they are funny and don't shut the fuck up. And they have entire groups of nerds with fucking awful senses of humour, and they share in their SHITTY jokes that aren't even a 1/10. I fucking HATE how fucking nerds think their jokes are superior to everyone else's where what they're really doing is just making very average/ low quality jokes that happen to drop words or names that are relevant to their nerdy area of interest.

I fucking hate nerds who act as if they are chill and cool- they are clearly overthinking every situation just like every other nerd they are just putting up an act that non-perceptive people can't see past. Fuck their bullshit, fake ass douchebags.

The nerds who are obsessed with wars. Yeah, wars are interesting. But if you are obsessed with them, fuck you. You would shit your fucking pants if you were put in a war situation. You talk with blasé abandon about 'I would rock up in my T34 and say, "Hi guys!"'. Fuck your shit, you would cry in a corner and plead to be saved. You cunts who say 'man that guy in saving private ryan is such a pussy!', fuck your shit, 99% of you would do the same thing.

Fuck the nerds who take the fun out of everything. The standard pattern of you enjoy something immensely, then you get overexposed to it and tired, and then when other people go through the first stage you experienced, you fucking shit all over that with your feelings from your second experience.

And I'd just like to tag on to this rant. Fuck aspergers syndrome people who talk about aspergers like it's a disease they are plagued with, and then proceed to be selfish cunts hiding behind the screen of their shitty illness.

Also, fuck 90% of people who say they are depressed, it's usually because they are too ugly/ fat/ socially retarded to get what they want and they pout. Come to terms with your fail and move on with life. THey just pout hardcore and call it depression.

I really really fucking hate several people on this forum and have fleeting fantasies of being put in a cage with them.

Everybody in this thread is going to be banned anyway.

That's because no one wants to play late game against your race, and why should they? Terrans will get trashed unless they have perfect drops all around with 200 apm

Screw you terrible 12 year old HoN players who whine and bitch at me for everything I farking do, despite me telling everyone multiple times that I'm new, and this is the second time I've played witch slayer in my entire farking life(also, breaking news....nostats games for a reason). i don't care that you're quitting the game every 3 seconds because X hero is complete imba, and S2 is trash. Quit whining at me for missing a stun as you tower dive into 3 enemies to try and last hit the hero I died to save you from. Yes, I got striders instead of steam boots, sue me, it still doesn't make you anything more than terrible. Oh, and why are you bitching at me when there is a madman on our team that is 1/12/2 and is 5 levels behind the lowest enemy at 25 minutes, not to mention exclusively feeding the level 22 chipper that can now 1 shot anyone on our team with 3 rockets?? If I'm so terrible, then why do I have a better K/D/A, higher gpm and xpm, and better items than you? Oh yeah, that's right, apparently I BAITED you for 25 minutes? I'm more of the opinion that I was hanging back waiting for your balls to drop, but you're apparently a eunuch, so I don't know why I bothered. P.S. Your voice is ANNOYING.

Oh, and......not true. Perfect 200 apm drops all around late game will devastate seasoned pros. Random ladder kids need considerably less to defeat. Just continually sending 1 microed drop ship around sniping building and expos will wreck most players.

[standing in the men's bathroom, talking to himself in a mirror with a "FUCK YOU" written on it] Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place. [pause] No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
[Toasting his friends in the nightclub on his last night] Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

What is the deal with player hating in SC2. It makes me so mad, esp as the players are so close to our community and actually read the comments on this forum. Why can't you just appreciate a players skill from a neutral perspective, enjoy high level play, and back your favourite? Why does it have to be a 'me against you' scenario. I love HuK, TL and FXO, but I see HuK and FXO get consistently bagged recently. Why? I don't bag IdrA, I loved it when he played up to his potential in the opening game of MLG, even though I don't particularly support him. STOP HATING!

Watching trashbad protoss users roflstomp zergs cuz the mu is totally fucking broken