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+ Show Spoiler +Fuck my life right now. The good is coming, don't get me wrong, and I'm really looking forward to the future. But right not it's shitty and I want to punch people in the face. I hate one of my schools - people fucking treat me as if I don't exist and am a burden placed upon them. Fuck you, Mr teacher. If you don't want to take me to class then balls up and fucking say so. Don't dick me about wasting my time and yours by making me do a job that isn't mine to do. I didn't travel around the world to spend 7 fucking hours of my day sitting at a desk rotting.
I fucking hate trying to understand government double speak. Am I in danger? Fuck alone knows. Should I leave this area? Is the nuclear plant actually going to cause me medical troubles in later life? I haven't a fucking clue, despite everything I've scoured from the internet in the past few months, because Japan and TEPCO have this sweet deal where they only answer what they want and get to ignore anything they don't want to say. Fuck you, Kan. Fuck your government, and fuck the Japanese attitude of gaman. I don't give a piss if you want to keep going. I want to know if me and mine are threatening our health by staying here. And who do I listen to? Do I listen to the complete lack of information coming from you, or the experts from around the world who don't know what is happening (because you refuse to tell them) and so are coming up with what they think is happening. And it's causing more than a few fucking sleepless nights.
Also, fuck you US government. Don't make me spend hours calling a service, only to find out I need to register for something else, then have to pay money, before I can even talk to someone that works for you. Then I find out they can't help me? Piss off. Why should I spend so much of my fucking time just to prove to some bureaucrat sat on their fat arse behind a desk that I actually do love the woman I'm going to marry. Obviously sending EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASKED FOR wasn't enough to prove this. My wedding, my plans are all under threat because you needed some fucking i's dotted and t's crossed. You know what? If you don't give me the visa, I don't give a toss. I'm flying in and getting married anyway. Throw what you want at me afterwards, the important part will be sorted.
Seriously, if anyone ever complains to me in the future about how fucking bad their wedding planning was, I reserve the right to fucking punch them and walk away. Your wedding was hard? Try planning it during a natural disaster, an ongoing humanitarian crisis, while trying to immigrate into the US and prove your relationship to someone of four fucking years with pictures and receipts all from the other side of the fucking world.
I actually feel better.
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On June 21 2011 15:30 ixi.genocide wrote:Open if you dare...... (I wouldn't) + Show Spoiler +Fuck SC2..... As a ZERG player, I was looking forward to this game soooooo much. WHat do I find when I get there? A Protoss unit named Roach, My hydralisk SUCKS FUCKING DICK, MY ULTRALISK SHOULD BE REPLACED BY A RETARDED BEAR THAT DRAGS HIS FUCKING FEET, The defiler is gone, the protoss replacement for reaver is rediculously O FUCKING P and BORING AS SHIT. The Sci Vess is gone and THE DEVELOPERS ARE TOTALLY IGNORANT TO THIS SHIT... They thought up of crap like banelings (HORRIBLE FUCKING UNIT... GOD DAMMIT) and TOTALLY NEUTURED MY FUCKING LINGS.
I WANT MY MICRO UNITS BACK, I AM TIRED OF THE IGNORANCE THAT BLIZZ SHOWS, this game has so much potential but they are FUCKING RUINING IT
lol made me laugh out loud.
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+ Show Spoiler +Holy fucking shit...I'm one detention and four classes away from summer vacation. Fuck librarians. Seriously...you can't be fucking everything at once. Everyone expects something. I can't be a good student and have people take me seriously and get into grandmaster all at the same time. People on ladder are so fucking retarded...if I win, no gg because THEY made a mistake. If I kill a scouting probe in my mineral line, all of a sudden I'm a scrub. If I one base, I'm a cheesy all-in noob. If I fast expand, I'm greedy. It's the same way in real life. A little voice in my head is telling me not to post stupid shit like this on the internet because colleges can find it, but fuck that. Another voice is telling me someone will point out I'm retarded because colleges wouldn't know who I was from this post. Honestly, just FUCK everyone who has something to tell me about something I'm doing wrong. I want to just purge all the bullshit and absurdity out of our hypersensitive society and the unforgiving culture of the internet. Seriously, just fuck anyone who has a problem with me.
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FUCK NBA 2K11 AND FUCK THE 3 PAGE MOTHERFUCKING GAME MANUAL EA SPENT ALL THAT MONEY ON THE GAME BUT CHEAP OUT ON THE MANUAL. MOTHERFUCKERS.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS PLAY BASKETBALL. SHIT
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This threads a great idea, I just like to bottle up all my rage and let it pass slowly over time, similar to when I have to much chili for dinner, but for many this looks like it could help and I love reading it all. The mass spoiler makes me feel like I'm getting christmas presents with each page. :D
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+ Show Spoiler +FUCK MICROSOFT 2010. WHY THEY KEEP CHANGING SHIT THAT WORKS.
EXCEL IS SO FUCKING WONDERFUL AND SO EASY TO USE NOW. /SARCASM
EVERYTHING IS IN AN INTUITIVE AND EASY TO LOCATE PLACE. /MORE SARCASM
ESPECIALLY MAKING SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A GRAPH WITH A TITLE. /IFMEWROIJFOIRGSARCASM.
AND IM BEING FORCED TO BUY IT FOR MY CLASSES NEXT SEMESTER. FFS.
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fuck zerg.
you're overpowered and you know it
protip: build mutalisks and banelings, win every tvz without breaking a sweat
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On June 20 2011 21:00 sc4k wrote:+ Show Spoiler +I'm a nerd myself, but I hate nerds.
I fucking hate quiet, insular, smug nerds. I hate how they are so quiet in social situations. I fucking hate how they think up all these 'badass' replies but don't say them in real life and instead hide behind an internet wall in order to deliver them. I fucking hate how they talk like they are a real man, on the internet, but in real life they are fail humans, who are incapable of doing real life because there are far too many actually real men out there who would jump down their throats if they were 1/10th as smart assed in real life as they are on the internet.
Moreover, I hate even more the nerds that think they are funny and don't shut the fuck up. And they have entire groups of nerds with fucking awful senses of humour, and they share in their SHITTY jokes that aren't even a 1/10. I fucking HATE how fucking nerds think their jokes are superior to everyone else's where what they're really doing is just making very average/ low quality jokes that happen to drop words or names that are relevant to their nerdy area of interest.
I fucking hate nerds who act as if they are chill and cool- they are clearly overthinking every situation just like every other nerd they are just putting up an act that non-perceptive people can't see past. Fuck their bullshit, fake ass douchebags.
The nerds who are obsessed with wars. Yeah, wars are interesting. But if you are obsessed with them, fuck you. You would shit your fucking pants if you were put in a war situation. You talk with blasé abandon about 'I would rock up in my T34 and say, "Hi guys!"'. Fuck your shit, you would cry in a corner and plead to be saved. You cunts who say 'man that guy in saving private ryan is such a pussy!', fuck your shit, 99% of you would do the same thing.
Fuck the nerds who take the fun out of everything. The standard pattern of you enjoy something immensely, then you get overexposed to it and tired, and then when other people go through the first stage you experienced, you fucking shit all over that with your feelings from your second experience.
And I'd just like to tag on to this rant. Fuck aspergers syndrome people who talk about aspergers like it's a disease they are plagued with, and then proceed to be selfish cunts hiding behind the screen of their shitty illness.
Also, fuck 90% of people who say they are depressed, it's usually because they are too ugly/ fat/ socially retarded to get what they want and they pout. Come to terms with your fail and move on with life. THey just pout hardcore and call it depression.
I really really fucking hate several people on this forum and have fleeting fantasies of being put in a cage with them.
Well, the irony was not lost on me, or if there is no irony, you're probably stupid. There are no two ways about it. You are a depressed asshole or a huge fucking nerd that represses his own feelings. GG.
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Maybe it would have been better if people labeled what their rant is going to be on before spoilers. Yes some are insightful, but gold-level players balance whining is ridiculous. For example, "Zerg is imbalanced, spoiler" I really don't want to read balance whining.
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On June 21 2011 15:52 SoKHo wrote:
Maybe it would have been better if people labeled what their rant is going to be on before spoilers. Yes some are insightful, but gold-level players balance whining is ridiculous. For example, "Zerg is imbalanced, spoiler" I really don't want to read balance whining.
then don't open it...
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work blows, my peers are worthless and my boss is a toolbag with eyebrows that need to be cut because you look like an African version of Andross
+ Show Spoiler +Recently assigned to 2 diffrent projects at work while there's 20 of my peers sleeping all day and fucking playing videogames. When i'm tasked to fetch a few volunteers nobody answers their phone or calls me back. FUCK YOU LAZY FUCKERS. oh, thanks for answering, oh what is that? attitude? u MIGHT show up? SERIOUSLY, get off your lazy ass and come setup chairs for 30 minutes, NO SHOW? YOU ARE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING MILITARY AND YOU JUST DECIDE YOUR NOT GOING TO SHOW UP??? fucking show up when you say you will. Can't make it to an event an hr early to help setup but you fucking show up for the event and stand in the back? FUCK OFF
THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART~b/c you see.. i'm getting it from both ends. I'm the POINT OF CONTACT. NOT THE FUCKING GUY RUNNING THE SHIT. So when you request my help, I will help out. NOT DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU. Mad because shit didn't get done? Mad because shit is unorganized? Pull your head out of your ass. I can't even expect you to communicate your expectations because YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Oh? I'm in trouble? I didn't show up somewhere? I didn't work hard enough? FUCK YOU I SPENT THIS ENTIRE WEEKEND BUSTING MY ASS DOING 10X WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. I fucking swear if I go into work tomorrow and someone gives me shit about the past week I might actually be able to keep myself from ruining my career thanks to this thread.
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+ Show Spoiler +FUCK PROTOSS ALL INS. IM JUST TRYING TO GET MY SHIT GOOD AND MOTHERFUCKERS COME AT ME WITH A SHITLOAD OF UNITS. FUCKING 4GATE KILLS MY BUNKER BEFORE I CAN REPAIR.
FUCK ANNIE TOO
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About life and school:
+ Show Spoiler +Fuck everything about school, fuck the system, fuck the expectations of every single person that I know who thinks that they know whats best for me. Im not just gonna fucking buy in to some predetermined plan where my worth is measure by a FUCKING NUMBER. I will live my life how I want to and in a way that makes ME happy.
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On June 21 2011 16:19 relyt wrote:+ Show Spoiler +FUCK PROTOSS ALL INS. IM JUST TRYING TO GET MY SHIT GOOD AND MOTHERFUCKERS COME AT ME WITH A SHITLOAD OF UNITS. FUCKING 4GATE KILLS MY BUNKER BEFORE I CAN REPAIR.
FUCK ANNIE TOO
love the league reference haha <3
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I HATE APOLLO WHY DO I HAVE TO BEAR HIM IN EVERY DREAMHACK FUCK THIS SHIT.I SEE HIS STUPID WHISPERS EVERYWHERE NOW FUCK U DREAMHACK WHERE DID U FIND THIS GUY
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+ Show Spoiler +fucking zerg players. fuck roaches, fuck banelings, fuck banelings in overlords, fuck mutalisks, fuck zerglings with speed, and FUUUUUUUCK INFESTORS. fuck the fact that every time I play you and I try to move out your army is consistently twice as big as mine AND you have way more workers. fuck that you have to wall everything perfectly because for some reason zerglings can slip through any crack like they were swimming in olive oil. apparently being able to actually block a ramp like in broodwar didn't make sense to the geniuses at blizzard. oh and FUCK that if a zerg just sends lings at you from say, a 10 pool, and doesnt' stop, and you went say, 13 gate... HE WILL GET IN YOUR BASE. YOU CAN'T STOP IT. I have lost games where the zerg literally just made lings from the start and 1a me and my units build too fucking slow to stop him from killing what is supposed to be blocking him from getting in my base! it's ridiculous LOL. and I am sure I am not the only protoss player this has happened to. + Show Spoiler +....and fucking terran players. fuck planetary fortresses. fuck concussive marauders not letting you even try to find out what they are doing without losing units, fuck 2 rax quick play where there is no way you can possibly have enough to deal with them because warpgate takes 2 hours. fuck incredibly OP banshees, lol they cost only a little more than a stalker, can cloak, can FLY, and beat it 1v1 and win even worse when the numbers get larger. are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. fuck planetary fortress, the only reason it's not the most ridiculous thing in the game is because you don't get mules from it, which btw FUCK mules oh herp derp lets take a gold oh herp derp now my income is twice yours for the same investment, and most of all fuck banshee/raven/marine by far the most overpowered strategy in the game for a protoss to face, like, by far it's not even close. + Show Spoiler +and fuck bing, what is that shit even for it just seems like the worst idea ever + Show Spoiler +blizzard for not making lan + Show Spoiler +oh and fuck the 2v2 maps with their wide ramps and backdoors, and that for some reason they didn't like how high ground advantage worked in broodwar instead made this retarded sc2 shit, and now marines can devastate everything above the ramp so that it is 100% impossible to stop zerg/terran from marching up into your base as protoss + Show Spoiler +did i do it right? + Show Spoiler +
oh yeah and fuck people who think it's a big deal if you type GG before you quit or not. you fucking won the game.. jesus christ just be happy you won and stfu
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+ Show Spoiler +I love this thread
A part of me loves it when people rage about balance. I read "FUCK zerg, make muta/bane/ling you win everytime christ" and I can't help but laugh. I know it's bad for the community, bad for the game, and bad in pretty much every aspect, but damn do I love reading it. I stay away from the sc2 forums enough so it stays fresh, but just knowing it's there makes my heart warm
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On June 21 2011 14:58 Euronyme wrote:+ Show Spoiler + My FUCKING brother who I have to live with is stealing my underwear. That motherfucker has now stolen half my wardrobe, and I can't for the life of me even find his, and I have to work 8-7 wheras he comes home earlier so I can't fucking search for it without him knowing, and he's a fucking fag without a life so I can't look at the weekends either.. I'm gonna have to start doing commando to work soon unless I fine those fucking things.. I'm gonna murder someone soon... RAWR!!!
LOL this one is the best by far
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+ Show Spoiler +FUCK that Just for Men commercial that has been popping up on the streams lately where the those little girls are all "You'd be a nice catch for somebody." I cringe every fucking time I see it. Yeah they're trying to be cute but the cuteness is just way over the top and forced. It honestly looks like the little girls are flirting with their dad. Oh speaking of forced look at the expression on the guy's face afterwards LOL. Whoever directed that commercial should be dragged out and shot.
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