The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 2

Apollo's stupid voice ! whenever something happens he starts sounding like a whining idiot. Why does he have to start semi-whispering??? Now Day[9] is starting to do it aswell!!! AAARRGGHHHH !!!!!

Fucking balance whiners, man. Shut the fuck up. Boo hoo I'm so angry because terran/protoss/zerg has it so easy with their marines/forcefields/infestors. Man up, hater. Drop the victim complex and accept that you're doing it wrong.

I hate kids who dont shut up in class and act like they are cool. I tell them to shut up anyway

Why are people always inclined to complain about balance, complain about casters, bash players for every bad decision, etc. I doubt more than half the ppl in LR threads actually enjoy the games now

God fucking dammit why does everyone think tomatoes are vegetables. THEY'RE NOT! THEY'RE FRUITS! WHY DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE SEEDS! APPLES HAVE SEEDS TOO! Seriously all these liberal no good Obama-preaching socialists are just ruining america. It's a goddamn vegetable.

Moletrap and Wolf casting good GSL games when I'd rather listen to Tastosis, or even Doa and Moletrap. Doa was awesome.

Also, when I get cheesed and the person thinks they have "mad skillz!"

Why the fuck does protoss have the best cheeses? I mean seriously they can fucking fast expand and cheese at the same time Bullshit. I can't 10 pool and 15 hatch and have any kind of econ. But Protoss np ezpz
Why the fuck do protoss even play against zerg they can win in the first five minutes. Or at least pylon wall/cannon into 4 gate. HURRRRRRRRRR
I hate my life.

Enclosed is a picture of Terran with spit on it

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I fucking hate mondays.

What did you expect?

Fuck Collosus. Its not that there isn't a way to deal with them, but it isn't fun playing against them, and that if your opponent goes Collosus (which they always do), you're forced into this shitty time you call gaming/entertainment. I haven't laddered in months because of this one single unit. And with the maps getting bigger and bigger, its far easier to get these units out.
Seriously fuck this unit, 9 range cliff walk aoe siege that doesn't harm friendlys whose only micro is to move them back? Zerg aoe doesn't siege or it kills itself, Terran aoe sieges but friendly fires, requires set up time and has shitty control over its aiming, but Protoss gets this low-apm beast of a unit?

Let me tell you about TvZ in the diamond league. No, let me tell you about the mu's.

TvT feels like two playing chess with a 128x128 board with twice the capital pieces, triple the movement options for each piece and each piece combines with all the others, transformer style, to make up new interesting pieces. (Except for the Raven, it's our detector and it still doesn't fit the army.) It doesn't matter whether you are a high APM player or a tactician, or a straight-up player, or a cheeser - it's still fun to play. No build is considerably worse than the other, no style is inferior. You can literally open up with any unit from rax or fac (except for the tank, but they are awesome anyway) and still win the game against most openings - as long as you are the better player.

TvP feels like fencing. Two able-bodied champions meet in a contest of strength and endurance. There aren't that many options, just a great deal of attacks and counters - the strength of mm against forcefields, the mobility of stalkers against the slowing powerful marauders, the power of voidrays against the number of marines and bunkers, the mighty colossi countered by vikings and mmm with HT. The list goes on and on. The games are linear, but at every point there's a chance that one player fails to counter, and the other thrusts for the heart to take the game. And when you do, you feel like a champion.

Now to talk about ZvT... Perhaps you're a low-APM player, or macro-oriented, or you prefer MMM, or you like tactical encounters. Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo. We can have none of that. First second of the game, get up in the Z's face. Marine rush, reaper rush, hellion rush. You want to kill the Z by rushing? What do you think this is, 2010? Just know when to run away or you'll be utterly decimated. All that massive multitasking feat was supposed to achieve is to delay droning a bit. And once that's done, send in the second wave. Better have a drop, or banshee, or hellion follow-up or the Z still drone's up. But be careful, if you delay 2 seconds too long the Z can just baneling bust you, so you'd better get your building placing done, bunkers up, tanks positioned and siege mode ready. Done all that? Well, now break it all up and go push because otherwise the Z will drone up. Oh, and hear those wings flapping. It's muta. Better make turrets while pushing, and have small group of marines running around your base, hotkeyed. Oh, you're not stimming with your push? And sieging tanks well? And splitting marines at the same time. Well, I guess you die now. Here come the lings and banelings... Oh, you're still alive? Did you do damage? Killed a few drones, a hatch and a queen? Well done, but now the broodlords are out. Did you balance your medivac, viking ratio? No? Well you die then. Oh, you did. Well done, did you focus-fire the brood lords, while unsieging tanks and resieging them right behind so the rolling banes don't decimate your marines? Oh, and still split them too? And focus fire the tanks and focus-fire the marines? And stutter step? Well, good, you did all that, then you can try to kill something with your remaining troops. Oh, hear that splash? That was the 2 baneling landmine that just killed all your marines... You're fucking dead. D E A D. And then then the Z laughs at you and tells you to l2p, because you weren't dropping and scanning and taking care of your raven... Well, enough is enough. End of rant.

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HURT ESPORTS

FUCKING MUTA-LING GOD DAMN IT

I had to search for this thread so I could type FUCK DTs in a constructive place. 7/10 protoss opponents today used DTs, 3 of them did a DT all in (stopped making workers between 20 and 30) or used them to expo or just sprinkled 50 in to their main army. Oh, that didn't work I got detection in time? LOLARCHONS

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS. I FUCKING HATE DEALING WITH CLOAKED UNITS WHY DONT I JUST STOP FAILING AND MAKE OVERSEERS AND INFESTORS ALREADY JESUS
I hate DTs and I'm blaming them when I'm failing to counter them. I'm incorrect. It is my fault that I didn't blind counter them every game and build infestors every game. But god fucking damnit, where's my irritating hidden unit? Burrowed roaches? lol scan/observer. And who teh fuck decided to make scan range half the damn map. LET ME KNOW

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only things that can cause me to feel good. what happened, video games? . just not fun anymore. i waste hours browsing and doing nothing.

oh shit it's the letting off steam thread not the emo thread

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fuck terran

Fuck you blizzard why is battlenet 2.0 so goddamn fuckin bad. Please fucking fix it jesus christ