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So I'm walking out of the cafeteria and felt like taking a dump. I go in, and just as I sit on the toilet seat my dick decides to dip into the water and I go "FUCK."
Honestly I swear there should be some sort of trick to help you avoid this crap, it doesn't happen with every toilet I sit on but with a good number of them it does and it pisses me off a lot.
I've tried throwing in some paper beforehand which kind of helps but when the time your shit's gotta come out happens it all just sits there on top of the paper and things get even worse.
Ever happened to you?
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A little bit disturbing since I am currently eating ...
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... wait, what? is the water that high? No, it never happens to me...
... disturbing...
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wow, it must suck having such a huge cock (or no testicles to stop it from hanging straight down)
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you have what, 20 inch dick?
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Is this some covert way to brag about your penis? xD.
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hahahaha
Couldn't say that happened to me man, maybe you guys have some weird toilets in Venezuela.
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On January 23 2009 04:13 CrimsonLotus wrote: Is this some covert way to brag about your penis? xD.
lol
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Yeah, it must be a different kind of toilet. Otherwise you might want to consider starting a porn actor carreer.
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You know it sometimes touches the rim of the toilet (if you're not careful or sitting in the wrong position .. like too much in the front) I don't think it's possible for my dick to dip into the water - unless there's high tide
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ROTFL
It must be the toilet, never seen that one posted on the pic o,o
On January 23 2009 04:13 CrimsonLotus wrote: Is this some covert way to brag about your penis? xD. I just knew someone would say that xD only persons I brag about my penis to are the chicks that lay on my bed.
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On January 23 2009 04:20 Konni wrote: You know it sometimes touches the rim of the toilet (if you're not careful or sitting in the wrong position .. like too much in the front) I don't think it's possible for my dick to dip into the water - unless there's high tide Yeah that's happened and it damn sucks -.-
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On January 23 2009 04:20 Konni wrote: You know it sometimes touches the rim of the toilet (if you're not careful or sitting in the wrong position .. like too much in the front) I don't think it's possible for my dick to dip into the water - unless there's high tide Yeah, I'm guessing he was referring to his dick touching the rim or the wall of the toilet and just used the word "dip" wrongly.
...or he should start a porn career like Scorch said.
Edit: or it's just a different toilet...probably should've thought of that first.
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does your toilet look something like this?
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LOOOOLLLLL
5/5
would read again
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Very disturbing I must say.
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what a stupid fucking blog. OBVIOUSLY you are trying to fucking imply your dick is bigger than a fucking horse.
NOBODY takes a shit and gets their dick dipped in the water. That'd be like a 10 inch or bigger dick flaccid
fucking hell man.
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Wow dude i've never seen a toilet like that either o,o
Please enlighten me with your extensive knowledge on more of those!
edit: lol inc. it's the toilet man. I'm a bring a ruler and literally measure up the distance in between the top of the water and the toilet seat.
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