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Snet
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NewbSaibot
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+ Show Spoiler + i once stumbled upon this real video, of some guy, taking a scalpel and surgical scissors, to his penis, and.... oh god the thought gives me shudders... he literally, and when i say this, i shit you not.. he literally, filleted his own cock... i mean, he inserted the scissors down the shaft, and proceeded to cut open his penis like a sub sandwich, at which point he used the razor to ultimately bisect his dick into two pieces straight down the middle.. blood was everywhere... it was horrible, worse than the first faces of death type video i saw as a kid.. I had to stop a couple of times.. i even left the site.. but came back hours later in a sweaty dizzying frenzy just knowing I had to see what happened next, and if there was any way it ended as fake... but this i tell you, it was real... Thinking about it now, my penis has never felt more flaccid.. | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
*shudders* | ||
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perLi is 2down
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
On October 29 2006 19:03 NewbSaibot wrote: laugh.. i have come close to suffering this fate, and as always, the more you think about it, the worse it gets... until i found the perfect erection killer. Dead bodies? Neigh.. Scat porn? Not hardly enough... im gonna go ahead and spoiler this for your own protection, because it is the most horrible thing ever.. + Show Spoiler + i once stumbled upon this real video, of some guy, taking a scalpel and surgical scissors, to his penis, and.... oh god the thought gives me shudders... he literally, and when i say this, i shit you not.. he literally, filleted his own cock... i mean, he inserted the scissors down the shaft, and proceeded to cut open his penis like a sub sandwich, at which point he used the razor to ultimately bisect his dick into two pieces straight down the middle.. blood was everywhere... it was horrible, worse than the first faces of death type video i saw as a kid.. I had to stop a couple of times.. i even left the site.. but came back hours later in a sweaty dizzying frenzy just knowing I had to see what happened next, and if there was any way it ended as fake... but this i tell you, it was real... Thinking about it now, my penis has never felt more flaccid.. omg omfg I got this feeling wow I can't even explain OMFG | ||
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nortorius
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
hahahaha | ||
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brian
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Newbistic
China2912 Posts
Probably one of the more disgusting things i've read... | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
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KwarK
United States41647 Posts
On October 29 2006 19:03 NewbSaibot wrote: laugh.. i have come close to suffering this fate, and as always, the more you think about it, the worse it gets... until i found the perfect erection killer. Dead bodies? Neigh.. Scat porn? Not hardly enough... im gonna go ahead and spoiler this for your own protection, because it is the most horrible thing ever.. + Show Spoiler + i once stumbled upon this real video, of some guy, taking a scalpel and surgical scissors, to his penis, and.... oh god the thought gives me shudders... he literally, and when i say this, i shit you not.. he literally, filleted his own cock... i mean, he inserted the scissors down the shaft, and proceeded to cut open his penis like a sub sandwich, at which point he used the razor to ultimately bisect his dick into two pieces straight down the middle.. blood was everywhere... it was horrible, worse than the first faces of death type video i saw as a kid.. I had to stop a couple of times.. i even left the site.. but came back hours later in a sweaty dizzying frenzy just knowing I had to see what happened next, and if there was any way it ended as fake... but this i tell you, it was real... Thinking about it now, my penis has never felt more flaccid.. Dude. Hasn't everybody older than 16 with internet access seen that? Oh, www.amplovesyou.net for anyone who wants it. Though there is far worse on there than that. | ||
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pubbanana
United States3063 Posts
So, yeah. If you ever want a memory that will serve to kill a boner any time, any where, go track down that little number. And yes, it is something that Japanese people did. | ||
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Snet
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brian
United States9593 Posts
--dont click with speakers on--. www.iheartu.tk worst thing ive ever actually seen. although if i saw the penis fillet i would probably be saying something else. | ||
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brian
United States9593 Posts
today for instance, i was going to go play flag football but realized my pants did not provide solice for ANY activity downthere, so i quickly changed into shorts that did and saved the day. | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32268 Posts
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KwarK
United States41647 Posts
I'll try and find some videos for you. | ||
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AngryLlama
United States1227 Posts
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PanoRaMa
United States5068 Posts
It's only been a little over a month since I've moved into my dorm where I share the room with one other guy. His bed position is parallel to my bed, only across the room (so about like a 5 foot distance between the two). I normally sleep with my boxers on, and usually I get those morning woods. The problem is he usually wakes up earlier than me and sits on his bed using his laptop in a manner that sort of faces towards where I sleep. So morning wood isn't a problem, I'll just lie there awake until it limps over. I wait for a minute and finally I'm flaccid and so I proceed to get out of my bed. The rustling movement of my sheets and my bear-like yawning as I get out of my blanket catches his attention. At that exact moment, I throw my sheets aside only to realize my penis is hanging out of the piss hole provided in most (if not all) boxer shorts. Mine usually come with a little button to close it up but I for the love of god never seem to have it closed up. What ensued was an obvious awkward moment with my newly-made friend and roommate, especially since the only people who have ever seen my penis besides me have been my parents, brother, and ex gf. I quickly pocket little charlie back into my boxers, and head straight for the door to take the most awkward piss ever. | ||
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