Raging Clue Moments - Page 5

On October 29 2006 21:29 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
too many times i have been bested by that cunning Colonel Mustard

On October 31 2006 00:37 useless wrote:
Raging... "clue" moments? :O

On October 29 2006 20:11 pubbanana wrote:
I remember my first time watching a little video called "ep-sample.avi" around 4-5 years ago. That is by and far the absolute nastiest shit I have ever witnessed. I'm not being cute, it was fucking disgusting in every interpretation of the word. I felt like I had been struck lightning or something. I couldn't see certain colors for a while and I had a strange peanut-buttery taste in the back of my mouth.

So, yeah. If you ever want a memory that will serve to kill a boner any time, any where, go track down that little number.

And yes, it is something that Japanese people did.

On October 29 2006 21:29 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
too many times i have been bested by that cunning Colonel Mustard

On October 30 2006 22:52 jkillashark wrote:
I think it's only fair I share one of my own morning wood stories. Except I think mine is far less awkward than the hi I showed charlie to my roommate.

A week after missions had ended, I was staying at a hyeong's apartment in San Diego until I went back to NorCal. There were about 5 hyeongs who lived with me at the time. Unfortunately I was HELLA jet lagged and I was seriously sleeping in the middle of the day and wide awake in the middle of the night. So I go work out and come back in my Under Armour shorts and cut offs. I hard boil some eggs and drink some of my protein powder. I watch some Family Guy and just knock out in front of the TV with a blanked over me.

Mind you, I'm living with like 6 Christian hyeongs. A few hours into my sleep I get hit by something and I wake up in pain.

AUGHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL????????

Apparently I had created a large tent for my pelvic area and the hyeongs decided to drop a deck of cards on it. It hurt like hell.

The next day at church, nearly ALL the hyeongs heard about my "morning glory." Goodness how embarassing, especially at church.

On October 31 2006 03:41 glaex wrote:


oh. my. god.

I just want to say that I had thought I'd seen the most vile disgusting things imaginable and been unphazed, but no. I had to go search that out. Wow. I can't say any more. I have bile rising up in my throat. I actually had to look away at parts. I can't beleive this day has truly come

edit: I just went to go have a smoke and puked. This truly is the most disgusting thing on internet

On October 29 2006 21:22 Hot_Bid wrote:
one time it was late after a party and one of my female friends didn't want to go back to her place, so we ended up sleeping in the same bed and i guess spooning or whatever a bit, and i got this raging hardon and im pretty sure it was pressed directly against her butt.

anyway it was awkward as hell for about 2 minutes or so with my dick pressed directly against her buttcheeks, and i was thinking about what to say or whatever to diffuse the situation (the erection just WOULD NOT go away, she had a really nice body) and suddenly, she farts. i mean not a loud whatever fart but a tiny one but we both definitely heard it, and she goes:

her: "haha sorry [for the fart]. oh, also, thats your penis right."
me: yes.
her: "ok just checking. good night."

On October 31 2006 07:17 SteelString wrote:
Why would a deck of cards hurt? They weigh like an ounce -.-

On October 31 2006 07:53 Hot_Bid wrote:
video cards

On October 31 2006 07:54 SteelString wrote:
oh T.T