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Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
October 29 2006 18:06 GMT
#61
On October 29 2006 20:54 PanoRaMa wrote:
Meh I have a slightly similar moment.

It's only been a little over a month since I've moved into my dorm where I share the room with one other guy. His bed position is parallel to my bed, only across the room (so about like a 5 foot distance between the two).

I normally sleep with my boxers on, and usually I get those morning woods. The problem is he usually wakes up earlier than me and sits on his bed using his laptop in a manner that sort of faces towards where I sleep.

So morning wood isn't a problem, I'll just lie there awake until it limps over. I wait for a minute and finally I'm flaccid and so I proceed to get out of my bed. The rustling movement of my sheets and my bear-like yawning as I get out of my blanket catches his attention. At that exact moment, I throw my sheets aside only to realize my penis is hanging out of the piss hole provided in most (if not all) boxer shorts. Mine usually come with a little button to close it up but I for the love of god never seem to have it closed up.

What ensued was an obvious awkward moment with my newly-made friend and roommate, especially since the only people who have ever seen my penis besides me have been my parents, brother, and ex gf. I quickly pocket little charlie back into my boxers, and head straight for the door to take the most awkward piss ever.


Well, it's not THAT big of a deal for another dude to see your wang if your both straight. Did he comment on it later?
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33723 Posts
October 29 2006 18:34 GMT
#62
On October 29 2006 17:04 Snet wrote:
It was 2:00 in the afternoon, in about 1 hour I would be leaving for my TaeKwonDo class. I did not want to get busy with anything important to just have to stop in an hour and leave. I was at a dilemma, what to do for 1 hour untill my lesson?

Being quite the pervert that I am I chose to have an afternoon romp in my bedroom. I closed the door and locked it. I stood there for a moment, contemplating what I was just about to do. It was the middle of the afternoon, my mom was home and my brother was in his room. It was a dangerous time to do the deed I was about to do. My parents don't like me locking my door, so they would surely be suspicious and ask questions if they tried to enter my room and were denied entry.

However, I decided to do it. I sat down on my computer and opened up google. I am a man very experienced with the images of naked women and it takes some freaky deaky stuff to get me aroused these days. However, to spare you a good nights sleep I will refrain from going into detail.

I did my deed, cleaned up, and was very satisfied. It was now 2:35, I took my time. I got dressed in my TaeKwonDo uniform and headed downstairs. It takes some time to get to the school so I left at round 3:00.

I arrived to my lesson at 3:20 and it would start at 3:30. I did some warmups and was ready to go. Class had now started and there was about 10 other students present. The Master started us with our normal warming up excersizes. However, my story is not until the end of class, during sparring.

Usually we get in about 3-4 rounds of sparring before class ends. The Master always pairs us up according to size and age, and if their is not enough people he will pair you against other genders and younger ages but strictly tell you to have control.

Today was a normal day, I had two rounds against boys my age, they went well. But when the third round came... that is when it became interesting. I was paired against a girl probably 14-15 years old, I am 16. she was pretty cute too.

We were taking a breather before the round, stretching, loosening up before the sparring round, that is when, for some reason, a memory of my bedroom extravaganza came to surface. It was not long until I suffered from an involuntary raging clue. You might say, who cares cover it up until it goes away, however that is not the case.

TaeKwonDo uniforms are very unforgiving. They are loose to give your legs and arms free movement, but anything out of the ordinary will surely stand out like a man with an affro at a military gathering.

Slowly a mild sized tent was forming around the groin area. I don't think anyone had noticed yet.. I was trying to gain control, I could not let this get the better of me. Bad thoughts, had to think of bad thoughts. Hairy men, sewage, injuries, nuns, arghhh nothing was working, my special place was starting to grow, and alas my penis had claimed its territory.

There was no hiding it, I had an extreme boner. People noticed, people looked. My opponent had a "what in gods name" look on her face. Nonetheless I fought defensively and when the round was over I left, more like ran, for the door.



thank you for reading, now if you'll please share your raging clue moments it might help with me with my extreme embarassment.

And this, my friends, is the REAL reason you wear a cup.

8D
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bioboyAT
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria1765 Posts
October 29 2006 18:38 GMT
#63
hot_bid's story cracked me up ^^ how embarrassing
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Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
October 29 2006 19:30 GMT
#64
On October 29 2006 21:22 Hot_Bid wrote:
one time it was late after a party and one of my female friends didn't want to go back to her place, so we ended up sleeping in the same bed and i guess spooning or whatever a bit, and i got this raging hardon and im pretty sure it was pressed directly against her butt.

anyway it was awkward as hell for about 2 minutes or so with my dick pressed directly against her buttcheeks, and i was thinking about what to say or whatever to diffuse the situation (the erection just WOULD NOT go away, she had a really nice body) and suddenly, she farts. i mean not a loud whatever fart but a tiny one but we both definitely heard it, and she goes:

her: "haha sorry [for the fart]. oh, also, thats your penis right."
me: yes.
her: "ok just checking. good night."


Ahahahaha, hilarious! That made my day, thank you sir!
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 29 2006 20:49 GMT
#65
Lol@penis poking threw boxers, that happens to me sometimes at home when I go downstairs to get a drink after I wake up.
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
October 29 2006 22:17 GMT
#66
On October 30 2006 03:06 Romance_us wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2006 20:54 PanoRaMa wrote:
Meh I have a slightly similar moment.

It's only been a little over a month since I've moved into my dorm where I share the room with one other guy. His bed position is parallel to my bed, only across the room (so about like a 5 foot distance between the two).

I normally sleep with my boxers on, and usually I get those morning woods. The problem is he usually wakes up earlier than me and sits on his bed using his laptop in a manner that sort of faces towards where I sleep.

So morning wood isn't a problem, I'll just lie there awake until it limps over. I wait for a minute and finally I'm flaccid and so I proceed to get out of my bed. The rustling movement of my sheets and my bear-like yawning as I get out of my blanket catches his attention. At that exact moment, I throw my sheets aside only to realize my penis is hanging out of the piss hole provided in most (if not all) boxer shorts. Mine usually come with a little button to close it up but I for the love of god never seem to have it closed up.

What ensued was an obvious awkward moment with my newly-made friend and roommate, especially since the only people who have ever seen my penis besides me have been my parents, brother, and ex gf. I quickly pocket little charlie back into my boxers, and head straight for the door to take the most awkward piss ever.


Well, it's not THAT big of a deal for another dude to see your wang if your both straight. Did he comment on it later?

I think he saw his erected wang, a case of morning wood and all. Otherwise, I don't see the problem.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
October 29 2006 22:37 GMT
#67
4 of 5 general threads are about penis... shows TL.net areas of interets quite clearly.
Legalize drugs and murder.
SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
October 29 2006 23:07 GMT
#68
On October 29 2006 22:01 Kingkosi wrote:
Ok this story envolves me but the embarrising moment happend to my friend. We were sitting in his room playing Socom 3 and we were bored of course and he tells me that his dad has viagre and that we should take some and had to the mall. so he breaks in his dads room and stills 2 capsules. now at first im reluctint to take it because my Unit works fine and i didnt want it to get damaged but never the less i took my pill ( well half) and him his and we headed towards the Galleria (the mall). Me wisely wore pants that were some-what tight enough to block my erection although it did look like i had a pole taped agains my inner thigh but my friend wore Basketball shorts that are elastic so his Unit was peaking for pretty much any one to see. So we had down the Escaltors and going up are a group of barley dressed Females, i began to pre-ejaculate but my friend however began to literally burst we reached the bottom and he ran behind a showcase CR-V and began to dispell all of hisman juice on the vehicle, i laughed people stared and he was standing still behind the Car. We ammediatly walked home erections and stains in all...

i rofled...
totalbiscuit is awful at casting.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 29 2006 23:19 GMT
#69
On October 29 2006 22:01 Kingkosi wrote:
are a group of barley dressed Females, i began to pre-ejaculate but my friend however began to literally burst we reached the bottom and he ran behind a showcase CR-V and began to dispell all of hisman juice on the vehicle, i laughed people stared and he was standing still behind the Car. We ammediatly walked home erections and stains in all...


so you two start cumming just from the sight of girls? or is that what the mighty V does?

anyway had a similar incident doing taekwondo as well, but i had uber micro skeelz and shoved the general under my belt, then it was all good.

Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
coolio
Profile Joined February 2006
Finland196 Posts
October 29 2006 23:56 GMT
#70
On October 29 2006 20:17 Gene wrote:
EDIT:: NWS.

--dont click with speakers on--.

www.iheartu.tk

worst thing ive ever actually seen. although if i saw the penis fillet i would probably be saying something else.
This post scares me :S

ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
October 30 2006 00:09 GMT
#71
On October 29 2006 22:01 Kingkosi wrote:
Ok this story envolves me but the embarrising moment happend to my friend. We were sitting in his room playing Socom 3 and we were bored of course and he tells me that his dad has viagre and that we should take some and had to the mall. so he breaks in his dads room and stills 2 capsules. now at first im reluctint to take it because my Unit works fine and i didnt want it to get damaged but never the less i took my pill ( well half) and him his and we headed towards the Galleria (the mall). Me wisely wore pants that were some-what tight enough to block my erection although it did look like i had a pole taped agains my inner thigh but my friend wore Basketball shorts that are elastic so his Unit was peaking for pretty much any one to see. So we had down the Escaltors and going up are a group of barley dressed Females, i began to pre-ejaculate but my friend however began to literally burst we reached the bottom and he ran behind a showcase CR-V and began to dispell all of hisman juice on the vehicle, i laughed people stared and he was standing still behind the Car. We ammediatly walked home erections and stains in all...


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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 30 2006 01:39 GMT
#72


anyway had a similar incident doing taekwondo as well, but i had uber micro skeelz and shoved the general under my belt, then it was all good.



Wish I would of thought of that T_T
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
October 30 2006 01:55 GMT
#73
Col. Mustard said Snet did it in the Tae Kwon Do class with a Candlestick.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 30 2006 02:15 GMT
#74
On October 30 2006 08:56 coolio wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2006 20:17 Gene wrote:
EDIT:: NWS.

--dont click with speakers on--.

www.iheartu.tk

worst thing ive ever actually seen. although if i saw the penis fillet i would probably be saying something else.
This post scares me :S



its just a collage of gory pics.. not really disturbing


ive also seen videos of genital mutilation, i think they are the only things on earth that make me get chiken skin.
Im back, in pog form!
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
October 30 2006 02:32 GMT
#75
me: yes.
her: "ok just checking. good night."


LIRL!!!!! My god that is the best convo I've heard/read in quite a while I must say.. hahaha. HILARIOUS.. I've read it like 10 times now, can't get enough!
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
October 30 2006 02:54 GMT
#76
On October 30 2006 02:58 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2006 02:56 lawl mart wrote:
i guess the only thing left to ask is

why would someone cut up thier penis?
was he getting paid? was he really bored?


He wanted to pretend to be a girl on a BW website.


Hahahaha, funny one.

This thread is hilarious.
Can somoene explain to me the Colonel Mustard one, I didnt get that, unfortunatly
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JonnyDublin
Profile Joined September 2005
89 Posts
October 30 2006 02:59 GMT
#77
They are talking about the actual board game of clue....

have you not played that or something?
Kingkosi
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States1215 Posts
October 30 2006 07:03 GMT
#78
On October 30 2006 08:19 pyrogenetix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2006 22:01 Kingkosi wrote:
are a group of barley dressed Females, i began to pre-ejaculate but my friend however began to literally burst we reached the bottom and he ran behind a showcase CR-V and began to dispell all of hisman juice on the vehicle, i laughed people stared and he was standing still behind the Car. We ammediatly walked home erections and stains in all...


so you two start cumming just from the sight of girls? or is that what the mighty V does?

anyway had a similar incident doing taekwondo as well, but i had uber micro skeelz and shoved the general under my belt, then it was all good.

I think it is the Mighty V we have taken it after are first incident and it continues to happen although for myself i have never taken a full capsule
Twitter: @KingKosi
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
October 30 2006 07:27 GMT
#79
lets follow your clue...
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 30 2006 12:54 GMT
#80
On October 30 2006 07:37 Ghin wrote:
4 of 5 general threads are about penis... shows TL.net areas of interets quite clearly.


You can't say you're not interested in the discussion of penis with a straight face.
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