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I figure I'll contribute to the thread in the vein of the OP's post.
Back in 8th grade middle school P.E. (physical education, or gym) class, we'd line up in our assigned spots every class to do stretches at the beginning, in the usual box formation. You know, to prep for more vigorous exercise, get the blood flowing and all. Well, as fate would have it, I was placed just to the left of my raging middle school crush. And, for the record, I'd continued to develop deeper feelings for her in high school--not only was she one fine-looking (natural) blonde, but she's quite the character, difficult to define. Anyway, for the purposes of the narration, she probably developed a little precociously, and as such she attracted swarms of older boys too.
So every single day, I'd come to class and change into gym shorts/shirt, as was required. And then I'd have to stretch close the object...of my very desires! So every time we had to stretch in a rightward direction, guess who I'd get an eyeful of. And being too weak of will and clearly overmatched, I just couldn't resist for minutes on end. So, surely (but not so slowly at times!), I'd be popping a boner. Some days I could avoid it. Most others, I wasn't so lucky. And, being an awkward middle schooler, other times, I'd continue to sneak a look or two even after I'd achieved my full erection (the ratio of 2.5:1 btw*). She was just...too pretty...
Not only that, but in gym class, sometimes she'd look across me to one of her friends and talk. So I have two nice young ladies talking about some matter or another, all across the boner that would never go away. Luckily for me, as she -is- a decent person, the matter was pretty much overlooked, and we became casual acquaintance/friends later on.
But it did take four and a half years for her to muster the courage to ever give me a hug. 
*See other general forum topic
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Braavos36362 Posts
one time it was late after a party and one of my female friends didn't want to go back to her place, so we ended up sleeping in the same bed and i guess spooning or whatever a bit, and i got this raging hardon and im pretty sure it was pressed directly against her butt.
anyway it was awkward as hell for about 2 minutes or so with my dick pressed directly against her buttcheeks, and i was thinking about what to say or whatever to diffuse the situation (the erection just WOULD NOT go away, she had a really nice body) and suddenly, she farts. i mean not a loud whatever fart but a tiny one but we both definitely heard it, and she goes:
her: "haha sorry [for the fart]. oh, also, thats your penis right."
me: yes.
her: "ok just checking. good night."
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Valhalla18444 Posts
too many times i have been bested by that cunning Colonel Mustard
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
On October 29 2006 20:47 Kwark wrote:
Tubgirl is nothing to what I've seen. Haven't you guys ever explored the depth of internet depravity?
I'll try and find some videos for you.
That's a nice gesture, but don't post them here.
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On October 29 2006 21:34 Bill307 wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2006 20:47 Kwark wrote:
Tubgirl is nothing to what I've seen. Haven't you guys ever explored the depth of internet depravity?
I'll try and find some videos for you. That's a nice gesture, but don't post them here.
Seriously please don't. I just checked some of the videos at amplovesyou.net and I want to cry T__________________T
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Why in the hell would anyone want to watch someone cutting their penis.
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United States41646 Posts
On October 29 2006 21:39 exalted wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2006 21:34 Bill307 wrote:On October 29 2006 20:47 Kwark wrote:
Tubgirl is nothing to what I've seen. Haven't you guys ever explored the depth of internet depravity?
I'll try and find some videos for you. That's a nice gesture, but don't post them here. Seriously please don't. I just checked some of the videos at amplovesyou.net and I want to cry T__________________T
Bah. There's a lot of cool shit at amp too. It's not all genital mutilation and animal sex. But fair enough. I'll leave your minds in peace.
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Ok this story envolves me but the embarrising moment happend to my friend. We were sitting in his room playing Socom 3 and we were bored of course and he tells me that his dad has viagre and that we should take some and had to the mall. so he breaks in his dads room and stills 2 capsules. now at first im reluctint to take it because my Unit works fine and i didnt want it to get damaged but never the less i took my pill ( well half) and him his and we headed towards the Galleria (the mall). Me wisely wore pants that were some-what tight enough to block my erection although it did look like i had a pole taped agains my inner thigh but my friend wore Basketball shorts that are elastic so his Unit was peaking for pretty much any one to see. So we had down the Escaltors and going up are a group of barley dressed Females, i began to pre-ejaculate but my friend however began to literally burst we reached the bottom and he ran behind a showcase CR-V and began to dispell all of hisman juice on the vehicle, i laughed people stared and he was standing still behind the Car. We ammediatly walked home erections and stains in all...
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On October 29 2006 19:03 NewbSaibot wrote:laugh.. i have come close to suffering this fate, and as always, the more you think about it, the worse it gets... until i found the perfect erection killer. Dead bodies? Neigh.. Scat porn? Not hardly enough... im gonna go ahead and spoiler this for your own protection, because it is the most horrible thing ever.. + Show Spoiler +i once stumbled upon this real video, of some guy, taking a scalpel and surgical scissors, to his penis, and.... oh god the thought gives me shudders... he literally, and when i say this, i shit you not.. he literally, filleted his own cock... i mean, he inserted the scissors down the shaft, and proceeded to cut open his penis like a sub sandwich, at which point he used the razor to ultimately bisect his dick into two pieces straight down the middle.. blood was everywhere... it was horrible, worse than the first faces of death type video i saw as a kid.. I had to stop a couple of times.. i even left the site.. but came back hours later in a sweaty dizzying frenzy just knowing I had to see what happened next, and if there was any way it ended as fake... but this i tell you, it was real... Thinking about it now, my penis has never felt more flaccid..
fuck thats disgusting
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On October 29 2006 21:22 Hot_Bid wrote:
her: "haha sorry [for the fart]. oh, also, thats your penis right."
me: yes.
her: "ok just checking. good night." hahahahaha
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Braavos36362 Posts
to be clear, i never got any from that girl. fuck.
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you should've said its ur torchlight or something.
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YOU GOT PWNED.
snet.justgotowned.com
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On October 29 2006 21:29 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
too many times i have been bested by that cunning Colonel Mustard
win
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NewbSaibot i hate you .
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On October 29 2006 21:29 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
too many times i have been bested by that cunning Colonel Mustard
Haha that's totally what I thought this thread was about. *clueless girl*
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fuck you saibot=[
i was about to jerk off and go to sleep.
BUT NOOO. I just had to read this thread.
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i guess the only thing left to ask is
why would someone cut up thier penis?
was he getting paid? was he really bored?
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Austin10831 Posts
On October 30 2006 02:56 lawl mart wrote:
i guess the only thing left to ask is
why would someone cut up thier penis?
was he getting paid? was he really bored?
He wanted to pretend to be a girl on a BW website.
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