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CC Rider
Profile Joined September 2006
289 Posts
October 31 2006 05:19 GMT
#101
i thought it was mrs. peacock in the conservatory with the candlestick, but it turned out it was professor plum in the dining room with the revolver. so i got really enraged?
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-31 05:25:55
October 31 2006 05:25 GMT
#102
On October 31 2006 14:19 CC Rider wrote:
i thought it was mrs. peacock in the conservatory with the candlestick, but it turned out it was professor plum in the dining room with the revolver. so i got really enraged?

wow
Detonate
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Iceland578 Posts
October 31 2006 05:30 GMT
#103
2 posts above me, thanks for ruining thread ugly.
inept @ west always up for TMM and 1vs1. TLT3 goGOgOG
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
October 31 2006 05:50 GMT
#104
yeah, not funny.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
akamufu
Profile Joined June 2006
Korea (South)321 Posts
October 31 2006 06:24 GMT
#105
lol, thats sick, are u good at tae kwon do anyway?
Its all fun and games until Boxer loses a marine.
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands3979 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-31 06:40:54
October 31 2006 06:38 GMT
#106
man I'm curious what the ep-sample.avi is now, but I'm somewhat scared too as to what I will see. Is it still to be found anywhere?
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
October 31 2006 06:57 GMT
#107
I would hate to see a game of Clue turn violent, what with all the murder weapons on the board...
rinizim *
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)187 Posts
October 31 2006 07:28 GMT
#108
I am satisfied with good-old regular porn, and rather have sex like most normal people.
Never felt the need to go bit extreme,
but why do I have to be the nasty one to provide such a link???
Why did I search for this in the first place? I don't know.
All I wanted to do in TL, was to translate some interviews and hone my translating skill.
I am growing up? all of a sudden? -_- at the age of 26??

http://undef.net/media/avi/ep-sample.avi

I gruntled, "Ah, Shit,".
Ok, gonna go puke now.
concēdete mortum mihi
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
October 31 2006 07:35 GMT
#109
As Bill Maher once said about Japan: "Doesn't anyone in that country just fuck anymore?"
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
October 31 2006 07:53 GMT
#110
Japan actually has a birthrate of 1.25, whereas a level of 2.1 is needed to maintain a healthy population. It also has the highest level of old people in the world, with over 20% being 65+.

I imagine it has something to do with the fact that Japan believes sperm belongs on the face, armpit, nostril, fingernails, hair... basically anywhere other than the uterus.

I really want to see that video, but I am at work on a school computer.

Do I click?
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mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
October 31 2006 07:55 GMT
#111
I imagine that the video is not school safe. Also, could someone just say what it is, I'm actually tempted to watch it. T.T
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-31 08:06:59
October 31 2006 08:00 GMT
#112
On October 31 2006 16:28 rinizim wrote:
I am satisfied with good-old regular porn, and rather have sex like most normal people.
Never felt the need to go bit extreme,
but why do I have to be the nasty one to provide such a link???
Why did I search for this in the first place? I don't know.
All I wanted to do in TL, was to translate some interviews and hone my translating skill.
I am growing up? all of a sudden? -_- at the age of 26??

http://undef.net/media/avi/ep-sample.avi

I gruntled, "Ah, Shit,".
Ok, gonna go puke now.
Well it's good to see his body's natural gag defense is still in order. In all honesty, the penis mutilation was more disturbing than this. Plus, this isnt really all that shocking for anyone who has seen scat porn before. I mean thats all it is, regular run of the mill scat..... i cant believe i said that...

I will say though, i am slightly queasy from this, and have a sudden case of the chills... do not watch this unless you honestly can proclaim you have seen "everything"..
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
Longinus
Profile Joined August 2006
Oman32 Posts
October 31 2006 08:10 GMT
#113
On October 31 2006 17:00 NewbSaibot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 31 2006 16:28 rinizim wrote:
I am satisfied with good-old regular porn, and rather have sex like most normal people.
Never felt the need to go bit extreme,
but why do I have to be the nasty one to provide such a link???
Why did I search for this in the first place? I don't know.
All I wanted to do in TL, was to translate some interviews and hone my translating skill.
I am growing up? all of a sudden? -_- at the age of 26??

http://undef.net/media/avi/ep-sample.avi

I gruntled, "Ah, Shit,".
Ok, gonna go puke now.
Well it's good to see his body's natural gag defense is still in order. In all honesty, the penis mutilation was more disturbing than this. Plus, this isnt really all that shocking for anyone who has seen scat porn before. I mean thats all it is, regular run of the mill scat..... i cant believe i said that...

I will say though, i am slightly queasy from this, and have a sudden case of the chills... do not watch this unless you honestly can proclaim you have seen "everything"..


Can't tell if it's a greater feat of self control not to click, or to watch without throwing up.
Oman like the country dawg.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
October 31 2006 08:23 GMT
#114
On October 31 2006 16:53 Manifesto7 wrote:
Japan actually has a birthrate of 1.25, whereas a level of 2.1 is needed to maintain a healthy population. It also has the highest level of old people in the world, with over 20% being 65+.

I imagine it has something to do with the fact that Japan believes sperm belongs on the face, armpit, nostril, fingernails, hair... basically anywhere other than the uterus.

I really want to see that video, but I am at work on a school computer.

Do I click?


No, don't watch it at the school computer. I would also tell you not to watch it period, but I know that a battle against human curiosity is a losing one ...

It's a really unsettling thought to know that the people in that video are living their lives somewhere in this world. Imagine what that must be like. The guy wakes up, has breakfast, maybe kisses his wife if he's married, goes to work, and somewhere in his mind is the memory of that time when he ate some woman's shit ... I just ... I don't even know why it's so disturbing to me, it just is.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-31 08:33:02
October 31 2006 08:30 GMT
#115
On October 31 2006 17:23 pubbanana wrote:
No, don't watch it at the school computer. I would also tell you not to watch it period, but I know that a battle against human curiosity is a losing one ...

It's a really unsettling thought to know that the people in that video are living their lives somewhere in this world. Imagine what that must be like. The guy wakes up, has breakfast, maybe kisses his wife if he's married, goes to work, and somewhere in his mind is the memory of that time when he ate some woman's shit ... I just ... I don't even know why it's so disturbing to me, it just is.
I was just about to make a post on this exact thing. What is more disturbing to me, is the seemingly normal humanistic personalities they exhibit. They arent crack heads. They arent raving lunatics foaming at the mouth on screen, in a state of shock or delirious hysteria. For all intents and purposes, they seem like they would be normal people outside of this video. I wonder what went so terribly wrong in their lives to lead to this. Ok, i can see the emotionally disturbed woman who is offered $30,000 to just take a shit like any other shit she takes in the day, only this time it's in a guys mouth. Most people would still reject, but theres probably a healthy percentage of those who need money who would agree, just like women who are willing to get fucked for $5000. Cash money. But the guy... jesus what the hell happened to him? I mean, you dont do this for any kind of money. This has to be some sort of personal desire. Even if my family's life was threatened, and i was forced to do this, i would at least be vomiting and crying and such, but this guy just goes straight for it. What a travesty of experiences these people have been through.
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 31 2006 08:35 GMT
#116
For those who are curious but don't want your mind raped (like me), go here:

http://wiki.penismightier.com/index.php/Ep-sample.avi

Ep-sample.avi

From PenWiki, the free encyclopedia.

The archetypical and fore-running example of japscat. First brought to the world of E/N during the heyday of skank pr0n by the long defunct r33t.org, it then made the rounds through Jimbo's World, Stileproject, PenIsMightier, and eventually everywhere else as well.

Ep-sample is both horrifying and hilarious, and was notable for making people literally vomit on sight (and sound) as a weeny little japanese dude chokes and gags and makes other pitiful noises while eating a disgusting concoction of his own semen and an indifferently unattractive woman's feces. It was especially dangerous to the braver-than-they-ought-to-be because the first two minutes of the clip are simply an utterly unappealing small-penis/unattractive-woman blowjob, lulling the viewer into complacence. Unfortunately, as soon as you think nothing truly disgusting is going to happen, such disparate elements as a miniature turkey baster, coprophagy, and the delightful offscreen presence of "Samurai Dad" are introduced, and everything goes horribly, horribly wrong.

In the heyday of open and unworried P2P file sharing, Jimbo used to delight in sharing ep-sample from his Kazaa share as "12yo girl sucks daddy's hard dick" as a sort of Internet "street justice". It was always by far the most heavily downloaded file out of some 20GB of shared mp3's, video clips, and other goodies, often with as many as four or five concurrent downloaders.

Ep-sample is still available at jimbosworld.org, for those who are interested.
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-31 08:42:48
October 31 2006 08:41 GMT
#117
On October 31 2006 17:23 pubbanana wrote:
No, don't watch it at the school computer. I would also tell you not to watch it period, but I know that a battle against human curiosity is a losing one ...


On the contrary, after seeing goatse, I think it's safe to say I will never be curious again.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
October 31 2006 08:44 GMT
#118
On October 31 2006 16:28 rinizim wrote:
I am satisfied with good-old regular porn, and rather have sex like most normal people.
Never felt the need to go bit extreme,
but why do I have to be the nasty one to provide such a link???
Why did I search for this in the first place? I don't know.
All I wanted to do in TL, was to translate some interviews and hone my translating skill.
I am growing up? all of a sudden? -_- at the age of 26??

http://undef.net/media/avi/ep-sample.avi

I gruntled, "Ah, Shit,".
Ok, gonna go puke now.


Ah not as bad as I imagined. it's not that disgusting >_>
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
October 31 2006 09:15 GMT
#119
On October 31 2006 17:35 Klogon wrote:
For those who are curious but don't want your mind raped (like me), go here:

http://wiki.penismightier.com/index.php/Ep-sample.avi

Show nested quote +
Ep-sample.avi

From PenWiki, the free encyclopedia.

The archetypical and fore-running example of japscat. First brought to the world of E/N during the heyday of skank pr0n by the long defunct r33t.org, it then made the rounds through Jimbo's World, Stileproject, PenIsMightier, and eventually everywhere else as well.

Ep-sample is both horrifying and hilarious, and was notable for making people literally vomit on sight (and sound) as a weeny little japanese dude chokes and gags and makes other pitiful noises while eating a disgusting concoction of his own semen and an indifferently unattractive woman's feces. It was especially dangerous to the braver-than-they-ought-to-be because the first two minutes of the clip are simply an utterly unappealing small-penis/unattractive-woman blowjob, lulling the viewer into complacence. Unfortunately, as soon as you think nothing truly disgusting is going to happen, such disparate elements as a miniature turkey baster, coprophagy, and the delightful offscreen presence of "Samurai Dad" are introduced, and everything goes horribly, horribly wrong.

In the heyday of open and unworried P2P file sharing, Jimbo used to delight in sharing ep-sample from his Kazaa share as "12yo girl sucks daddy's hard dick" as a sort of Internet "street justice". It was always by far the most heavily downloaded file out of some 20GB of shared mp3's, video clips, and other goodies, often with as many as four or five concurrent downloaders.

Ep-sample is still available at jimbosworld.org, for those who are interested.


Haha it's like the "Saw" of the internet. That guy sounds devishly brilliant to be able to pull that off. Pretty good "street justice" in my opinion. Still pretty fucked up though :/
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
HnR)o.o
Profile Joined October 2006
United States91 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-31 09:31:57
October 31 2006 09:25 GMT
#120
I heard it (nasty >< ) but thankfully there was no video. Don't know why but I'm very thankful.

Back on topic.

My worst time was in 9th grade, I had a random bone and the teacher wanted me to get up in front of class and present (horrible timing, we were presenting semester reports). Well, I got up and as I was going I tried to make it not very noticeable and wasn't paying attention to where I was walking and tripped over the the student in front of me (err, their bag I mean). Well, I landed on my area and had to lay there for a while because it hurt so much, the teacher was clueless of why I couldn't get up but everyone else knew T.T.
A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced.
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