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SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
December 15 2005 19:44 GMT
#121
BOOMSHAKALAKABOOM!
COWABUNGADOOOD
... Oh how I'm scarily stuck in the 90s at times..
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
Breavman
Profile Joined September 2004
Sweden598 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 20:10:59
December 15 2005 19:53 GMT
#122
On December 16 2005 04:20 MadneZz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2005 03:59 Breavman wrote:
"It works in theory but not in practice" means all factors aren't taken in consideration in the theory and you are too lazy/dumb to think further.


No.
Communism works in theory, but not in practice.


If you think about it it's not that hard to come up with reasons why communism in Soviet, China, Cuba or whatever doesn't make for the best society. There are lots of flaws like the lack of freedom, not too efficient economic system etc so it's not perfect in theory at all. If you talk about some pure marxist theory you can't really say there has been a society modeled after it. (And of course it shouldn't be too hard to find weak points in it either given it's 150 years old.)

edit: spelling
Krzych
Profile Joined July 2003
Poland693 Posts
December 15 2005 20:41 GMT
#123
On December 15 2005 15:56 8882 wrote:
"disscuss"






ok, this phrase cannot be translated
pupcia robcia salcesonik, helou belou w pupke slonik



hahaha, srety tety i berety :D
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 21:36:21
December 15 2005 21:13 GMT
#124
On December 15 2005 08:19 nortydog wrote:
"may or may not"
it just annoys me, unless its being used in a way that isnt stating the obvious.


If it's used where the person is saying something like, "It may or may not make a difference.." as if they are unsure, does that bother you? Because that's the only time it would really make sense to me to use it.

It's not really a phrase or anything, but I hate when people pronounce antifreeze as "antefreeze," that drives me nuts. I hate the saying "I'm going to grab a bite to eat," or any variation of that. It's so stupid... So you only had ONE bite of food, did you? Why not just say "I stopped to get something to eat?"

I also hate it when people say "guess what" and then don't allow me to guess; it's mostly used in a situation where guessing isn't even needed.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
December 15 2005 21:49 GMT
#125
On December 16 2005 04:20 MadneZz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2005 03:59 Breavman wrote:
"It works in theory but not in practice" means all factors aren't taken in consideration in the theory and you are too lazy/dumb to think further.


No.
Communism works in theory, but not in practice.


No offense, but you, like, 110% missed the point dude - you can't have you cake and eat it too; however, this may or may not be the case when I could care less.
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Clutch3
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1344 Posts
December 15 2005 21:56 GMT
#126

My peeve:

Using the word "literally" incorrectly. It is NOT meant to be used to strengthen your point.

It doesn't mean "VERY"... it means LITERALLY, as in, NOT FIGURATIVELY.

and as someone said, sportscasters are the worst offenders.


Also, only people in New England will get me when I say this, but

"I'm all set"

This is what every person in a restaurant or store will say to you and it's
totally frigging ambiguous. They come up to you ... "are you all set?"
Um, do you mean that I am all set cause I don't need anything else, or
do you mean I am all set to order my food? Jeebus... and it's so pervasive
here that I find myself saying it back to people. Damn them all to hell.

By the way, good thread

SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 15 2005 22:15 GMT
#127
On December 16 2005 06:56 Clutch3 wrote:

My peeve:

Using the word "literally" incorrectly. It is NOT meant to be used to strengthen your point.

It doesn't mean "VERY"... it means LITERALLY, as in, NOT FIGURATIVELY.

and as someone said, sportscasters are the worst offenders.


Also, only people in New England will get me when I say this, but

"I'm all set"

This is what every person in a restaurant or store will say to you and it's
totally frigging ambiguous. They come up to you ... "are you all set?"
Um, do you mean that I am all set cause I don't need anything else, or
do you mean I am all set to order my food? Jeebus... and it's so pervasive
here that I find myself saying it back to people. Damn them all to hell.

By the way, good thread



That's not just NE, though. There are tons of people who do that down here, too. It doesn't bother me too much, because normally it's pretty obvious what they're talking about. "Are you all set to go?" etc..
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 22:21:23
December 15 2005 22:20 GMT
#128
"no, no, i'm only 13"

what a bitch
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RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13430 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 22:37:06
December 15 2005 22:35 GMT
#129
Haha.

"Do you have a condom?"

Biggest cock block phrase ever.

Or the classic "let's just be friends".

"I'm having my period..."

"I have a headache".
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
MadneZz
Profile Joined February 2003
Sweden234 Posts
December 15 2005 23:01 GMT
#130
On December 16 2005 06:49 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2005 04:20 MadneZz wrote:
On December 16 2005 03:59 Breavman wrote:
"It works in theory but not in practice" means all factors aren't taken in consideration in the theory and you are too lazy/dumb to think further.


No.
Communism works in theory, but not in practice.


No offense, but you, like, 110% missed the point dude - you can't have you cake and eat it too; however, this may or may not be the case when I could care less.


Yes i know that he ment that he just dont like the phrase.
And i know that your just writing all this just because people said they dont like the words.


MadneZz
Profile Joined February 2003
Sweden234 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 23:07:44
December 15 2005 23:06 GMT
#131
On December 16 2005 04:53 Breavman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2005 04:20 MadneZz wrote:
On December 16 2005 03:59 Breavman wrote:
"It works in theory but not in practice" means all factors aren't taken in consideration in the theory and you are too lazy/dumb to think further.


No.
Communism works in theory, but not in practice.


If you think about it it's not that hard to come up with reasons why communism in Soviet, China, Cuba or whatever doesn't make for the best society. There are lots of flaws like the lack of freedom, not too efficient economic system etc so it's not perfect in theory at all. If you talk about some pure marxist theory you can't really say there has been a society modeled after it. (And of course it shouldn't be too hard to find weak points in it either given it's 150 years old.)

edit: spelling


True, but i ment that if you would imply it over time, covered all possibly things that can go wrong and so on, its still something built by humans, and we fuck things up.

The real question is if you can forsee those things in theory (and thus proving your point, that it isnt a valid " works in theory .." ) , or if you forsee those things, but it still manages to go wrong?

Can you have pure communism in one country and capitalism (is that the right word? freely translating from swedish here ) in another ?

Edit - some smiley who wasnt suppose to be there.
SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
December 15 2005 23:26 GMT
#132
"you want some cheese with that whine?" gahhh that one pisses me off :O
totalbiscuit is awful at casting.
Clutch3
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1344 Posts
December 16 2005 01:42 GMT
#133
On December 16 2005 07:15 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2005 06:56 Clutch3 wrote:

My peeve:

Using the word "literally" incorrectly. It is NOT meant to be used to strengthen your point.

It doesn't mean "VERY"... it means LITERALLY, as in, NOT FIGURATIVELY.

and as someone said, sportscasters are the worst offenders.


Also, only people in New England will get me when I say this, but

"I'm all set"

This is what every person in a restaurant or store will say to you and it's
totally frigging ambiguous. They come up to you ... "are you all set?"
Um, do you mean that I am all set cause I don't need anything else, or
do you mean I am all set to order my food? Jeebus... and it's so pervasive
here that I find myself saying it back to people. Damn them all to hell.

By the way, good thread



That's not just NE, though. There are tons of people who do that down here, too. It doesn't bother me too much, because normally it's pretty obvious what they're talking about. "Are you all set to go?" etc..


Hmm, where do you live? I always thought it was a New England thing but I've only spent a lot of time on the coasts.

If people say "Are you all set to go?" that's a lot better I think, because it's clearer what they mean. Why can't people say "Can I get you anything else?" or "Are you ready to order?" or some other phrase of the same length that is more specific? oh well.
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-16 01:54:59
December 16 2005 01:49 GMT
#134
On December 15 2005 11:14 Chill wrote:
"I could care less."

If you could care less, then you must care somewhat. The phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less" you failure.


ya.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
December 16 2005 01:50 GMT
#135
uh it's not sarcasm what are you talking about?

the "i could care less" versus "i couldn't care less" is simply people mis-saying the phrase
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
December 16 2005 01:54 GMT
#136
On December 16 2005 10:50 Hot_Bid wrote:
uh it's not sarcasm what are you talking about?

the "i could care less" versus "i couldn't care less" is simply people mis-saying the phrase


Oh i misunderstood ;o. so ppl say the phrase wrong? i thought he meant it doesnt work at all. sorry
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
December 16 2005 01:59 GMT
#137
Not really a "phrase", but the whole you're your grammar rule that gets taken to the shed, paddled, anally violated and shit and spit on. It's really not THAT hard

you're = contraction for you are
your = possessive indicating ownership

Similarly, its and it's is along the same lines - its = possessive, it's = it is

Similar to "I couldn't care less", "For all 'intensive' purposes" is incorrect - it should be "For all intents and purposes."

Also, you don't "wet your appetite" or "peak your interest", its "whet your appetite, pique your interest"
too easy
Darki[Per]
Profile Joined November 2005
Peru689 Posts
December 16 2005 02:21 GMT
#138
"you manner fuck " " 18nom GAG man" thx to koreans :D
El Papitoss
WGT)DarkXprT
Profile Joined October 2005
Qatar428 Posts
December 16 2005 02:32 GMT
#139
On December 16 2005 07:35 RowdierBob wrote:
Haha.

"Do you have a condom?"

Biggest cock block phrase ever.

Or the classic "let's just be friends".

"I'm having my period..."

"I have a headache".

also, "im busy"
"i already have plans" and it turns out she stayed at home all day.
if you dont want to date the guy just damn tell him, dont bullshit.
I hope all our problems stay as much as christmas wishes.
lightman
Profile Joined April 2005
United States731 Posts
December 16 2005 03:46 GMT
#140
A guy I know once said in a reunion that the stars are closer to Earth than the Sun.

holy @#~€ !
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 WSOP holding just a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, and a green #4 card from the game UNO, against an AAA KK flop and his rival folding AK after Chuck raised him ALL-IN
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