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wasted
Profile Joined October 2002
Germany1789 Posts
December 15 2005 13:07 GMT
#101
not really phrases, but dumb + very funny

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/words.shtml
---gone---
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
December 15 2005 13:33 GMT
#102
On December 15 2005 19:29 Purind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2005 15:05 aseq wrote:
No offense, but... (you're a dick)

It's always in the last place you look.
No shit. You want me to continue search after i've found it?

edit: (and i didn't get that first one off maddox, i just read it's there too)


I was about to say this. It's frustrating everytime I hear this.

"No offense but I am about to intentionally offend you, but since I said no offense, you're not allowed taking offense, regardless of the fact that what I'm about to say is offensive."


Hahaha, true.

On December 15 2005 13:34 pansy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2005 13:05 ManaBlue wrote:
"Well I'm not a doctor, but..."

When ever someone uses this, or it's variations for different professions (lawyer etc) I want to punch them in the face. I know you're not a doctor you dumb fuck, that's why I'm not going to listen to your meaningless opinion so shut the fuck up!


I'm a loan officer, and when I talk to first time home buyers, I walk them through the pros and cons of buying a home. This includes what a monthly hazard insurance bill might cost and the tax break they get from the government. I have to say "I'm not an insurance agent, but" and "I'm no CPA, but" just to let them know I'm giving them an estimate, and to cover my ass.

Everyone accumulates knowledge from experience and books, but it's always good to CYA, even if you are a doctor.


I wasn't thinking about legal and professional implications dude. I'm talking about casual conversation, you know?

"I'm not a doctor, but you should have that checked out." "I'm not an arcitect, but that's an ugly ass building!"

That shit pisses me off sooooo much.
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Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
December 15 2005 13:34 GMT
#103
I hate the insult

"get a life"

That is sooo overused. People only say it when they have nothing better to say about a topic they think is uncool and want to sound superior by saying that they have far better things to do than whatever the person recieving the comment was doing. Sometimes the comment can be valid, but most of the time, it is just a weak attempt at dissing somebody.

It just annoys me everytime I hear it.
TreY
Profile Joined March 2004
United States997 Posts
December 15 2005 13:35 GMT
#104
'Get off of me, I don't like you'
Team [LighT]
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
December 15 2005 13:36 GMT
#105
"Put some pants on, you're ruining Christmas.. again!"

Don't you hate it when your family says that?!

bunch o' squares.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 15 2005 13:39 GMT
#106
"because i said so"

"just calm down"

"Its not bad, BUT.."

"like"

{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
December 15 2005 13:49 GMT
#107
"zoom zoom"


I can't stand that fucking kid in those car commercials who says it. Everyone at work would say it and it annoyed the hell out of me.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
December 15 2005 13:56 GMT
#108
how about any McDonalds commercial made in the past three years with any single word they say
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
December 15 2005 15:21 GMT
#109
"We had to amputate."
PlayJunior
Profile Joined August 2004
Armenia833 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 15:49:54
December 15 2005 15:49 GMT
#110
"Join my fan club"
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
December 15 2005 15:53 GMT
#111
Everything said in Clan X17 @USEast basicly.
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
December 15 2005 16:45 GMT
#112
On December 16 2005 00:53 Sacajawea wrote:
Everything said in Clan X17 @USEast basicly.


lol
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
alphaentity
Profile Joined August 2005
United States525 Posts
December 15 2005 16:48 GMT
#113
can i ask you a questoin?
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
December 15 2005 16:49 GMT
#114
On December 16 2005 01:48 alphaentity wrote:
can i ask you a questoin?


lool!
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
Asta
Profile Joined October 2002
Germany3491 Posts
December 15 2005 17:21 GMT
#115
i think it's ridiculous to get upset about verbalisations. everybody uses them, everybody knows how they should be understood. it's a social standard, kind of politeness to say stuff like "can i ask you a question?", it doesn't matter if it is logically correct. language doesn't work like mathematics (and vice versa), it's childish to argue about such things. all of you use logically unnecessary or wrong phrases anyway (unless you only talk to ppl through text messages).
Doctorasul
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Romania1145 Posts
December 15 2005 18:05 GMT
#116
Yeah but where's the fun in that, Asta?
"I believe in Spinoza's god who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, but not in a god who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human beings." - Albert Einstein
PlayJunior
Profile Joined August 2004
Armenia833 Posts
December 15 2005 18:47 GMT
#117
On December 16 2005 03:05 Doctorasul wrote:
Yeah but where's the fun in that, Asta?

OMG this one was pure gold.
Breavman
Profile Joined September 2004
Sweden598 Posts
December 15 2005 18:59 GMT
#118
"It works in theory but not in practice" means all factors aren't taken in consideration in the theory and you are too lazy/dumb to think further.
MadneZz
Profile Joined February 2003
Sweden234 Posts
December 15 2005 19:20 GMT
#119
On December 16 2005 03:59 Breavman wrote:
"It works in theory but not in practice" means all factors aren't taken in consideration in the theory and you are too lazy/dumb to think further.


No.
Communism works in theory, but not in practice.
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
December 15 2005 19:43 GMT
#120
On December 16 2005 00:21 Smurg wrote:
"We had to amputate."


On December 15 2005 22:35 TreY wrote:
'Get off of me, I don't like you'
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
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