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Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
December 15 2005 05:49 GMT
#61
"May the milk of your goat go sour, and many camels spit on your uncles wife"

I must say, I for on am tired of hearing that one.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2921 Posts
December 15 2005 05:49 GMT
#62
im coming

"so is christmas"
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands3999 Posts
December 15 2005 06:05 GMT
#63
No offense, but... (you're a dick)

It's always in the last place you look.
No shit. You want me to continue search after i've found it?

edit: (and i didn't get that first one off maddox, i just read it's there too)
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
December 15 2005 06:06 GMT
#64
"lol" while not lawling out loud.
Moonlight Shadow
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
December 15 2005 06:08 GMT
#65
On December 15 2005 08:47 BigBalls wrote:
"have your cake and eat it too"

no i want to fucking sit and stare at my cake and then let someone else eat it. its my fucking cake and im going to eat it


My new quote, you rock BigBalls.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
December 15 2005 06:12 GMT
#66
"well supposably.."
No, lemme stop you before you make a further ass out of yourself, the word you are trying to say is supposedly.

I hear this so much.
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
gLyo
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United States2410 Posts
December 15 2005 06:18 GMT
#67
When people tell you what they are doing in the third person over the internet. Like, *gLyo is typing about how much he hates the morons who do this.* One word isn't so bad, but when you describe a lengthy action like that it gets pretty annoying.

"No offense" is pretty stupid too, especially when what comes after that isn't offensive at all, or it's very offensive.
http://benisonline.com
inkblot
Profile Joined December 2004
United States1250 Posts
December 15 2005 06:28 GMT
#68
"like"

This is probably something people not native to English won't get, but when people around here are struggling to express something, they say "like" alot to fill space, like "uh" but dumber
nArAnjO
Profile Joined October 2002
Peru2571 Posts
December 15 2005 06:33 GMT
#69
same here inkblot, i got fucking sick with "like" when i lived in the US t.t
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
December 15 2005 06:39 GMT
#70
On December 15 2005 15:28 inkblot wrote:
"like"

This is probably something people not native to English won't get, but when people around here are struggling to express something, they say "like" alot to fill space, like "uh" but dumber

I guess all languages have his kind of familiar language slang. In sweden there are people abusing "ba" or "bah" (doesn't really mean anything but emphasizes a point, or an action or a statement when telling someone.) There are a few others as well. I'm glad my mom explained very clearly what she thought about such language and people speaking like that. You come across as less intelligent and won't be taken as seriously.

Of course I use it sometimes with friends, but it's still a scourge.
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
December 15 2005 06:39 GMT
#71
"post here plz the really dumbest phrases"

Since it makes no sense
All Those beneath an angry star
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
December 15 2005 06:42 GMT
#72
On December 15 2005 11:14 Chill wrote:
"I could care less."

If you could care less, then you must care somewhat. The phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less" you failure.

jesus christ, you have no idea how many friends of mine do this, and it annoys me to know end. even worse, when i try to correct them they insist they've got it right
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
December 15 2005 06:50 GMT
#73
On December 15 2005 15:06 useless wrote:
"lol" while not lawling out loud.

I don't have a problem with this at all actually. Internet is a place of extremeties and overstatements, because nuances doesn't come across.

LOL is capital letters probably means the person did bark a laugh and thought of it as funny. lol probably means just a smile on the other end in the sense of, "that's a good one."

Similarly, expressions like pwnd is still cute imo .
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
December 15 2005 06:50 GMT
#74
On December 15 2005 11:38 Prawned wrote:
"Basically" there is absolutely NO FUCKING NEED to say basically.
"At the end of the day" Shut up
"Tell me about it" Erm, I just did
"To be honest" What's the bloody point of saying that.


Damn, I'm guilty of using half of those almost all the time :D
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
8882
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
2730 Posts
December 15 2005 06:56 GMT
#75
"disscuss"






ok, this phrase cannot be translated
pupcia robcia salcesonik, helou belou w pupke slonik
I have returned
Bladox
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada763 Posts
December 15 2005 06:57 GMT
#76
one day I heard '' Im better than you'' wich was very dumb
Huh no sorry... this game isnt like counter-strike... You actually need skills to play broodwar!
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
December 15 2005 06:58 GMT
#77
On December 15 2005 11:49 mnm wrote:
"hi men!"

Brazilian style? (Ok, I dunno why but I think of south americans when I hear that :X)
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
x2fst
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
1272 Posts
December 15 2005 07:49 GMT
#78
On December 15 2005 14:28 draeger wrote:
- Any word that has an o replaced by a p
- Any reference to those stupid fucking owls (orly,yarly, etc)

That shit is all over fark... Where did it come from?
muda, is a crime for me to wear a shirt, cos I is so good lookin
Blind
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States2529 Posts
December 15 2005 08:09 GMT
#79
On December 15 2005 11:14 Chill wrote:
"I could care less."

If you could care less, then you must care somewhat. The phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less" you failure.
Finally!
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
December 15 2005 08:23 GMT
#80
sureal, but nice
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