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TruthBringer
Profile Joined November 2003
United States578 Posts
December 15 2005 02:23 GMT
#21
On December 15 2005 08:47 BigBalls wrote:
"have your cake and eat it too"

no i want to fucking sit and stare at my cake and then let someone else eat it. its my fucking cake and im going to eat it

It means that you want to enjoy eating your cake and then still have the cake after it's been eaten.
It's like when someone wants something to always go their way. "It's not okay for other people to enforce their beliefs on me, but I am against abortion so no one can have abortions."
Carbon FC
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 02:23:30
December 15 2005 02:23 GMT
#22
Guess what

YOU'VE JUST BEEN EZ LISTED (founder of that shizzle)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
br00dwar
Profile Joined November 2005
Russian Federation3 Posts
December 15 2005 02:29 GMT
#23
hey guys ANY SC things like this???
StreaK
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada580 Posts
December 15 2005 02:30 GMT
#24
"if it werent for my horse, i wouldnt have spent that year at college."

- Lewis Black
1a2a3a
HowitZer
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1610 Posts
December 15 2005 02:30 GMT
#25
On December 15 2005 11:14 Chill wrote:
"I could care less."

If you could care less, then you must care somewhat. The phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less" you failure.


Also if you care so little and you could care less then why don't you? I hear people say it incorrectly fairly often and I cringe inside everytime. If it's in person I'll politely tell them the right way to say it.
Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown and reformation is inherently purging. It makes a man acute.
Prawned
Profile Joined August 2004
United Kingdom794 Posts
December 15 2005 02:38 GMT
#26
"Basically" there is absolutely NO FUCKING NEED to say basically.
"At the end of the day" Shut up
"Tell me about it" Erm, I just did
"To be honest" What's the bloody point of saying that.

BatTheMan
Profile Joined July 2005
Canada759 Posts
December 15 2005 02:43 GMT
#27
the word "overrated" is so overrated
aka RichardNPL (RichardNamPhong@Azeroth)
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 02:44:56
December 15 2005 02:43 GMT
#28
I'm just saying... (Oh, I thought you were gonna mime as well.)
No offense. (Erm, that WAS offensive what you just said)

ERU
DUJA
SÅHÄR
BAH
ERESÅ
KLOCKERS
KVALLE haaaatar denna!
FRULLE
osv osv osv dvs underklass tattarskalle lingo...
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
WGT)DarkXprT
Profile Joined October 2005
Qatar428 Posts
December 15 2005 02:43 GMT
#29
when someone steps on you or some similar accident: 'im sorry, didnt mean to do it' put damn attention idiot.
I hope all our problems stay as much as christmas wishes.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
December 15 2005 02:47 GMT
#30
On December 15 2005 11:29 br00dwar wrote:
hey guys ANY SC things like this???

i'm sorry my friend, nobody gives a damn about SC on these forums.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
December 15 2005 02:48 GMT
#31
On December 15 2005 11:23 TruthBringer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2005 08:47 BigBalls wrote:
"have your cake and eat it too"

no i want to fucking sit and stare at my cake and then let someone else eat it. its my fucking cake and im going to eat it

It means that you want to enjoy eating your cake and then still have the cake after it's been eaten.
It's like when someone wants something to always go their way. "It's not okay for other people to enforce their beliefs on me, but I am against abortion so no one can have abortions."

It does mean that way (the cake), but it would be a lot less confusing if it were written "You can't eat your cake and still have it, too".
Dumb phrase : "No offense, but...."
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
December 15 2005 02:49 GMT
#32
"hi men!"
http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
racebannon
Profile Joined January 2004
Canada1225 Posts
December 15 2005 02:49 GMT
#33
irregardless
when they really get to know you they will run
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
December 15 2005 02:50 GMT
#34
Oh, let's not forget sports.

...who wrote the book. (Yeah, right. Is this guy even literate?)
...just play our game. (No. It would be better if you played exactly how your opponent wanted to.)
...not over until... (It's very common to make a huge comeback in the very last minute... NOT!)

Plenty of others as well.
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
DuDe[DarK]
Profile Joined April 2005
United States103 Posts
December 15 2005 02:51 GMT
#35
On December 15 2005 11:14 Chill wrote:
"I could care less."

If you could care less, then you must care somewhat. The phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less" you failure.

100% man =)
never put bengay on ur balls -.-
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
December 15 2005 02:54 GMT
#36
110% *shudder* This is so abused it's not even funny.
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
HaiVan
Profile Joined April 2005
Bulgaria1698 Posts
December 15 2005 02:57 GMT
#37
On December 15 2005 11:49 mnm wrote:
"hi men!"

omg i was just going to post this <3 mnm
Listen to The Special One
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
December 15 2005 03:02 GMT
#38
Ursäkta om jag låter dum, men hur kollar man egentligen på replays?
Is the most stupid ever to been written in the forums at gamingeye.com

Translation: Sorry for sounding stupid but how do you watch replays?
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 03:09:49
December 15 2005 03:08 GMT
#39
On December 15 2005 08:26 Oxygen wrote:
'shotgun' as in, reserving something

what the fuck?

shotgunning is a way of drinking a beer, you dumbfucks


the origins of that are from stagecoaches normally in california during the gold rush. The person sitting next to the driver carried a shotgun against indians and bandits, while the positions was called, "shotgun".

So, it makes perfect sense.

edit: rowdier bob beat me to it by a mile =/
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
1sd2sd3sd
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
660 Posts
December 15 2005 03:21 GMT
#40
"It really doesn't matter...but,"

....
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