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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18855 Posts
March 09 2013 18:07 GMT
#581
On March 10 2013 02:58 TehWyLD wrote:
When I worked at Earls a server came up to the kitchen window and asked us with all sincerity "What is the difference between the 8" and 12" pizzas?"

To be fair, different size pizzas are sometimes cut differently
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
CapnAmerica
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States508 Posts
March 09 2013 18:34 GMT
#582
On March 09 2013 10:09 Leporello wrote:
"ROFL". No, you're not. You're typing, sitting, and probably aren't even laughing much.


My girlfriend only types that when she's laughing hysterically at something (yes, it happens) and I have, once or twice, seen her roll out of her seat onto the floor from laughing so hard.

Be aware! To ROFL is a real thing!
After all this time, I still haven't figured out the correlation between sexual orientation and beating an unprepared opponent. Are homosexuals the next koreans? Many players seem to think it's an unfair advantage. - pandaburn
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
March 09 2013 18:35 GMT
#583
Whenever someone states something as fact, when it's purely based on belief or opinion. That bothers me.
"Right on" - Morrow
IPA
Profile Joined August 2010
United States3206 Posts
March 09 2013 18:38 GMT
#584
"Supposably"
"Irregardless"

^Either will cause me to perform a flying lariat towards the bridge of your nose.
Time held me green and dying though I sang in my chains like the sea.
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
March 09 2013 18:46 GMT
#585
"I don't care about elo or pro scene, Khazix just sucks"
"Morello is doing such a good job of balancing LoL"

From an irl friend.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
Recognizable
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Netherlands1552 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-09 18:48:02
March 09 2013 18:47 GMT
#586
On March 10 2013 03:07 farvacola wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2013 02:58 TehWyLD wrote:
When I worked at Earls a server came up to the kitchen window and asked us with all sincerity "What is the difference between the 8" and 12" pizzas?"

To be fair, different size pizzas are sometimes cut differently


One has 12^2/8^2=144/64=2.25 more pizza than the other!
Always buy the 12 inch :p
Feartheguru
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada1334 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-09 20:39:00
March 09 2013 20:38 GMT
#587
On March 10 2013 03:47 Recognizable wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2013 03:07 farvacola wrote:
On March 10 2013 02:58 TehWyLD wrote:
When I worked at Earls a server came up to the kitchen window and asked us with all sincerity "What is the difference between the 8" and 12" pizzas?"

To be fair, different size pizzas are sometimes cut differently


One has 12^2/8^2=144/64=2.25 more pizza than the other!
Always buy the 12 inch :p


Pizza size refers to diameter. Do you really think a large pizza is 2.25x the size of medium?
Don't sweat the petty stuff, don't pet the sweaty stuff.
FiWiFaKi
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada9859 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-09 20:45:07
March 09 2013 20:44 GMT
#588
On March 10 2013 05:38 Feartheguru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2013 03:47 Recognizable wrote:
On March 10 2013 03:07 farvacola wrote:
On March 10 2013 02:58 TehWyLD wrote:
When I worked at Earls a server came up to the kitchen window and asked us with all sincerity "What is the difference between the 8" and 12" pizzas?"

To be fair, different size pizzas are sometimes cut differently


One has 12^2/8^2=144/64=2.25 more pizza than the other!
Always buy the 12 inch :p


Pizza size refers to diameter. Do you really think a large pizza is 2.25x the size of medium?


Same holds true S: Lmao, the ratios of lengths of radius or diameter are still the same.

pi*r^2 = pi*(12/2)^2 and pi*(8/2)^2

16pi vs 36 pi, you you still have that ratio of medium/personal pizza as 2.25 lmao.

Likely however you have one inch crust on each side, so toppings for each pizza would equate to be a radius of 5 vs 3. So the medium pizza would have about 2.78 times as much topping as the personal.
In life, the journey is more satisfying than the destination. || .::Entrepreneurship::. Living a few years of your life like most people won't, so that you can spend the rest of your life like most people can't || Mechanical Engineering & Economics Major
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1964 Posts
March 09 2013 20:55 GMT
#589
On March 10 2013 02:34 Emzeeshady wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 09 2013 08:19 arb wrote:
On March 09 2013 03:30 crazyweasel wrote:
"capitalism is good"
"communism can never work"
"zerg is OP"
"higher tuition fees means better education"
"lol"
"LoL is a good game"
"marineking is bad" - greg Idra fields

Which is actually why its the most played game in the world huh?
lolol.

I hate this!!!!

Popular does NOT equal good.

Look at Two and A Half Men, Pop Music and the worst of all, The Big Bang Theory.

I still can't believe I watched the first 5 and a half seasons of that.
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
March 09 2013 21:01 GMT
#590
On March 10 2013 02:34 Emzeeshady wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 09 2013 08:19 arb wrote:
On March 09 2013 03:30 crazyweasel wrote:
"capitalism is good"
"communism can never work"
"zerg is OP"
"higher tuition fees means better education"
"lol"
"LoL is a good game"
"marineking is bad" - greg Idra fields

Which is actually why its the most played game in the world huh?
lolol.

I hate this!!!!

Popular does NOT equal good.

Look at Two and A Half Men, Pop Music and the worst of all, The Big Bang Theory.


In that case, 'good' is a matter of opinion....

Thus if the masses have a collective opinion that something is good, then the collective opinion has deemed it good, and thus it is generally considered good. A differing opinion doesn't matter, as the common opinion is still collectively good.
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11774 Posts
March 09 2013 21:18 GMT
#591
On March 10 2013 05:44 FiWiFaKi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2013 05:38 Feartheguru wrote:
On March 10 2013 03:47 Recognizable wrote:
On March 10 2013 03:07 farvacola wrote:
On March 10 2013 02:58 TehWyLD wrote:
When I worked at Earls a server came up to the kitchen window and asked us with all sincerity "What is the difference between the 8" and 12" pizzas?"

To be fair, different size pizzas are sometimes cut differently


One has 12^2/8^2=144/64=2.25 more pizza than the other!
Always buy the 12 inch :p


Pizza size refers to diameter. Do you really think a large pizza is 2.25x the size of medium?


Same holds true S: Lmao, the ratios of lengths of radius or diameter are still the same.

pi*r^2 = pi*(12/2)^2 and pi*(8/2)^2

16pi vs 36 pi, you you still have that ratio of medium/personal pizza as 2.25 lmao.

Likely however you have one inch crust on each side, so toppings for each pizza would equate to be a radius of 5 vs 3. So the medium pizza would have about 2.78 times as much topping as the personal.


Now i am tempted to measure the next pizza i get. But i am kind of scared because i am pretty sure that i will be missing quite a lot of pizza. Actually, i found a pizza crate from yesterday. Considering that the 40*60 cm pizza i ate yesterday was apparently delivered in a crate which measures 40*60 on the outside, and did not fill that one completely, i guess 35*55 would be an appropriate approximation of it's size. Which means i got cheated out of about a fifth of the pizza i deserved. Bastards.
barbsq
Profile Joined November 2009
United States5348 Posts
March 10 2013 02:34 GMT
#592
This is a second hand story, so I didn't hear it directly, but here goes anyways.

When my parents were planning to go to Japan, they went to the bank to exchange money for the trip. The conversation with the teller went something like this:
'Hi, we would like to exchange money'
'Oh, where are you going?'
'Japan'
'That sounds nice, how long is the drive?'

At which point, my parents basically stood there in stunned silence for several seconds.
Look at this guy, constantly diluting himself! (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
March 10 2013 02:38 GMT
#593
On March 10 2013 02:34 Emzeeshady wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 09 2013 08:19 arb wrote:
On March 09 2013 03:30 crazyweasel wrote:
"capitalism is good"
"communism can never work"
"zerg is OP"
"higher tuition fees means better education"
"lol"
"LoL is a good game"
"marineking is bad" - greg Idra fields

Which is actually why its the most played game in the world huh?
lolol.

I hate this!!!!

Popular does NOT equal good.

Look at Two and A Half Men, Pop Music and the worst of all, The Big Bang Theory.


on the internet there are more people who won't give things a chance because they are popular than there are people who like things because they are popular.
Nikoras
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States115 Posts
March 10 2013 03:07 GMT
#594
On March 10 2013 11:38 jalstar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2013 02:34 Emzeeshady wrote:
On March 09 2013 08:19 arb wrote:
On March 09 2013 03:30 crazyweasel wrote:
"capitalism is good"
"communism can never work"
"zerg is OP"
"higher tuition fees means better education"
"lol"
"LoL is a good game"
"marineking is bad" - greg Idra fields

Which is actually why its the most played game in the world huh?
lolol.

I hate this!!!!

Popular does NOT equal good.

Look at Two and A Half Men, Pop Music and the worst of all, The Big Bang Theory.


on the internet there are more people who won't give things a chance because they are popular than there are people who like things because they are popular.



Truth. Fuck you all, Lady Gaga's songs are fucking catchy.
Ashakyre
Profile Joined October 2011
United States99 Posts
March 10 2013 03:15 GMT
#595
Overheard on a train by a "young woman" (read: girl) to her friends:

"But if we don't eat the chickens, won't they overpopulate?"
Epocalypse
Profile Joined December 2011
Canada319 Posts
March 10 2013 03:26 GMT
#596
"There is no truth" "Nothing exists, it's all in my head" "Reality doesn't exist"

All of these are terribly stupid and commit the same fallacy; the fallacy of self exclusion.
"There is no truth, except the truth of this statement"
bw4life
brobear
Profile Joined January 2010
United States101 Posts
March 10 2013 07:39 GMT
#597
"Haha goin' HAM!" - friend says in LoL

I ask him what HAM is... He tells me it's an acronym for "Hard as a Mother F*cker"...

Why..........
Sinedd
Profile Joined July 2008
Poland7052 Posts
March 10 2013 08:08 GMT
#598
"Life is Life"
T H C makes ppl happy
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 10 2013 08:28 GMT
#599
One of the countless and infinitely variable versions of "I'm right, you're wrong, this discussion is over," almost always stated by someone who's extremely pretentious (who, by the way, goes on to argue the issue to death after the ultimatum is inevitably challenged).
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
March 10 2013 10:40 GMT
#600
On March 10 2013 12:07 Nikoras wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2013 11:38 jalstar wrote:
On March 10 2013 02:34 Emzeeshady wrote:
On March 09 2013 08:19 arb wrote:
On March 09 2013 03:30 crazyweasel wrote:
"capitalism is good"
"communism can never work"
"zerg is OP"
"higher tuition fees means better education"
"lol"
"LoL is a good game"
"marineking is bad" - greg Idra fields

Which is actually why its the most played game in the world huh?
lolol.

I hate this!!!!

Popular does NOT equal good.

Look at Two and A Half Men, Pop Music and the worst of all, The Big Bang Theory.


on the internet there are more people who won't give things a chance because they are popular than there are people who like things because they are popular.



Truth. Fuck you all, Lady Gaga's songs are fucking catchy.


Yeah, how dare we not enjoy overly simplistic, formulaic and generic music with little songwriting and no technicality involved in the process of making it? Moreover, how dare we have a different taste than the masses?
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
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