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rusedeguerre
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
121 Posts
March 08 2013 01:36 GMT
#541
"War on women."
"We are the 99%"
"The president's position is evolving."
"You are either with us, or against us."
"We have to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it."
"As president, I will create 12 million new jobs."
Some would say that hydrogen cyanide is a delicious and necessary part of the human diet, but others claim it is a toxic and dangerous substance. The truth must therefore be somewhere in between.
SXGCoil
Profile Joined February 2012
United States341 Posts
March 08 2013 02:09 GMT
#542
On March 08 2013 10:33 Quakecomm wrote:
I was teaching my friend to play, and he played a zerg who he beat very convincingly, and before this bronze zerg left he said, "I would have won, but I forgot my spawning pool."

I'm sorry, but no, that is hilarious.
anycolourfloyd
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia524 Posts
March 08 2013 02:14 GMT
#543
whenever somebody uses the phrase 'u mad bro', i basically pencil them in as a retard.. and just people that spam common phrases / memes more generally

spamming a meme to me just indicates that you lack the creativity to bring anything new to the world of human interaction, so you should be denied the power of communication
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
March 08 2013 02:16 GMT
#544
"Why would the government spend money on X when they could spend it on education?"
Nekovivie
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom2599 Posts
March 08 2013 10:54 GMT
#545
"I could care less".

It's supposed to be 'couldn't', as if you could care less, then it implies you care.

If you are not supporting K-Pop you are hurting E-Sports.
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
March 08 2013 18:02 GMT
#546
On March 08 2013 11:16 Chairman Ray wrote:
"Why would the government spend money on X when they could spend it on education?"


Lol you can spend however much you want on education, it won't change the fact that in this age of the internet so few kids give a shit about learning anything anymore.

On a similar note, I'd like to add "space exploration is dumb, i can't believe they spend taxpayer money on worthless bullshit that yields no result". I kinda paraphrased that. In fact I don't think the people who oppose space exploration so vehemently are intelligent enough to know the word "yield", but I digress...
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
TheFish7
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States2824 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-08 18:11:07
March 08 2013 18:10 GMT
#547
"please advise"

This is like the most obnoxious passive agressive way to end an email i can imagine. Why not just end your sentence with a question mark like a normal English speaking human?
~ ~ <°)))><~ ~ ~
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-08 18:24:04
March 08 2013 18:22 GMT
#548
On March 08 2013 05:42 Cheerio wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 18:07 NEEDZMOAR wrote:
On March 07 2013 17:26 tuestresfat wrote:
I never got why specific words or phrases have an added meaning for some people. As long as you know what they mean, who cares. Idk why it would bother you that they chose to word something slightly differently.



personally I cant stand the phrase "Oh my god/OMG" because everytime I see it, it makes me think of a really REALLY stupid person who cant express their thoughts in a proper sentence.

omg why would you think that? What is the proper sentence though? Why would you think that? I don't really REALLY see much difference there.



hahaha thank you for being from ukraine <3

My hate for "omg" comes from eastern europeans (mostly) who, due to the fact that they speak almost no english whatsoever, spam shit in their own language, and when youve been trying to talk to them for a minute or so, they reply with "omg" or "bich" or those who are really intelligent: "omg bich".


spamming a meme to me just indicates that you lack the creativity to bring anything new to the world of human interaction, so you should be denied the power of communication


I second this.
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
March 08 2013 18:28 GMT
#549
"lol noob" and "omg cheater" are pretty dumb phrases to say after you get absolutely manhandled at competitive multiplayer games on VAC secured servers. ^^
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
crazyweasel
Profile Joined March 2011
607 Posts
March 08 2013 18:30 GMT
#550
"capitalism is good"
"communism can never work"
"zerg is OP"
"higher tuition fees means better education"
"lol"
"LoL is a good game"
"marineking is bad" - greg Idra fields
liberate71
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-08 18:47:29
March 08 2013 18:41 GMT
#551
... so are there fuggin squirrels in California or not?

Edit: someone answered it, phew... I can sleep!

"YOLO"
"Fuck The Haters" (especially when accompanied by some Nicki Minaj picture on a Facebook 'cover' photo)

Infact, pretty much 99% of the "profound" bullshit people set as their Facebook Cover photos.
Minelord Stimfestor, also known as karma.
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-08 18:57:09
March 08 2013 18:56 GMT
#552
"I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time."

:-Britney spears.



I believe we have an all-time winner.
Kazeyonoma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2912 Posts
March 08 2013 18:59 GMT
#553
"Spiderman 2/3 are better than the Batman Trilogy"
I now have autographs of both BoxeR and NaDa. I can die happy. Lim Yo Hwan and Lee Yun Yeol FIGHTING forever!
Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
March 08 2013 19:25 GMT
#554
its not you its me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lxwFEB6FI “‘Drain the swamp’? Stupid saying, means nothing, but you guys loved it so I kept saying it.”
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18855 Posts
March 08 2013 19:27 GMT
#555
On March 09 2013 04:25 Erasme wrote:
its not you its me

It's not that there's anything inherently wrong with "it's not you, it's me", it's just us.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
FiWiFaKi
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada9859 Posts
March 08 2013 19:39 GMT
#556
On March 09 2013 04:25 Erasme wrote:
its not you its me


Nothing wrong with that phrase besides it being hard to hear.

Girlfriend finds some other guy. It's not you, not your fault, you didn't really do anything wrong, the other guy just suited her type better. Lots of other possible issues it can be, it's a pretty true statement anyways.

Only phrases I don't like are ones that make you seem sheltered, and ones where 25+ y/o people making sound cool, or funny with jokes or phrases you've heard 8 years ago when you were in junior high or high school.

Geez other day someone I meet at the bar asks me: "If you met Lady Gaga, would you poke her face?" (poke-r-face like the song if you didn't know). Like is that supposed to be funny, what? I don't like talking to people that don't have a life and can't think. Boring people can be okay as long as they have a deep personality, people who act like they're all this when everyone is annoyed at them, have nothing going in their lives etc, are just bleh, gross.
In life, the journey is more satisfying than the destination. || .::Entrepreneurship::. Living a few years of your life like most people won't, so that you can spend the rest of your life like most people can't || Mechanical Engineering & Economics Major
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9639 Posts
March 08 2013 19:50 GMT
#557
I mean, I've had very long internal debate about whether or not I'd poke her face. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
March 08 2013 23:19 GMT
#558
On March 09 2013 03:30 crazyweasel wrote:
"capitalism is good"
"communism can never work"
"zerg is OP"
"higher tuition fees means better education"
"lol"
"LoL is a good game"
"marineking is bad" - greg Idra fields

Which is actually why its the most played game in the world huh?
lolol.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Grouch
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada152 Posts
March 08 2013 23:43 GMT
#559
On March 09 2013 08:19 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 09 2013 03:30 crazyweasel wrote:
"LoL is a good game"
"marineking is bad" - greg Idra fields

Which is actually why its the most played game in the world huh?
lolol.


Popularity =/= Quality
Sound #1
Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
March 08 2013 23:57 GMT
#560
On March 09 2013 04:27 farvacola wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 09 2013 04:25 Erasme wrote:
its not you its me

It's not that there's anything inherently wrong with "it's not you, it's me", it's just us.

thats exactly why its dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lxwFEB6FI “‘Drain the swamp’? Stupid saying, means nothing, but you guys loved it so I kept saying it.”
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