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arvinds94
Profile Joined April 2012
United States40 Posts
March 07 2013 17:07 GMT
#521
Not sure if this counts but its so stupid im going to post anyway. One time a girl asked me " If we had squirrels in California." Lost all faith in everything.
viOlet
cabal]
Profile Joined January 2013
Belgium37 Posts
March 07 2013 18:04 GMT
#522
fungle growth.. dude it's fungal
gglords not funny
brofestors not funny
"That was a total patchzerg". Please define what a patch zerg is. A zerg that uses infestors? there was a timespan where fungal growth was a 8 second root and still.... or is it a zerg who uses brood lords? I just don't know. Also it's idiotic. I'll just call all airtoss player patchtoss and all hellbat using terrans patchterrans.
moopie
Profile Joined July 2009
12605 Posts
March 07 2013 18:07 GMT
#523
do you really want chat channels?
I'm going to sleep, let me get some of that carpet.
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
March 07 2013 18:26 GMT
#524
On March 07 2013 14:01 Gene wrote:
smh is another one :D

I had a family member recently say "SMDH" and I responded with "I read SMDH as "shaking my dick head" shit was cute lol.
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Vorenius
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Denmark1979 Posts
March 07 2013 19:16 GMT
#525
On March 08 2013 02:07 arvinds94 wrote:
Not sure if this counts but its so stupid im going to post anyway. One time a girl asked me " If we had squirrels in California." Lost all faith in everything.

Why is that stupid? I have no idea if there are squirrels in California or not.
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18843 Posts
March 07 2013 19:20 GMT
#526
On March 08 2013 04:16 Vorenius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2013 02:07 arvinds94 wrote:
Not sure if this counts but its so stupid im going to post anyway. One time a girl asked me " If we had squirrels in California." Lost all faith in everything.

Why is that stupid? I have no idea if there are squirrels in California or not.

Well, based on the fact that the word "we" is used, I think it is safe to assume that arvinds94 and the girl in question live in California. Accordingly, whether or not a Dane knows if there are squirrels in California is not quite relevant; a local should be at least casually acquainted with the idea that there are squirrels about
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9635 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-07 19:50:36
March 07 2013 19:48 GMT
#527
If I asked him if he had squirrels in Cali I assume he'd say 'yes we do' or 'no we don't ' and I'm not a local. I have no fucking clue if there are squirrels out there either. I would assume yes just because they're fucking everywhere. but some people say the same about deer and those things just don't exist here or on most of Long Island either.

tldr the use of we only shows that he is a local, not that both parties are.
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18843 Posts
March 07 2013 19:58 GMT
#528
arvinds94, we demand clarification! Was this girl a Californian? If not, I'm afraid we'll have to reconsider your submission to "the dumbest phrases you have ever heard".

Are there really no deer on Lon Gisland, Brains?
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Cheerio
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Ukraine3178 Posts
March 07 2013 20:06 GMT
#529
On March 08 2013 04:16 Vorenius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2013 02:07 arvinds94 wrote:
Not sure if this counts but its so stupid im going to post anyway. One time a girl asked me " If we had squirrels in California." Lost all faith in everything.

Why is that stupid? I have no idea if there are squirrels in California or not.

lol exactly my thoughts.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9635 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-07 20:09:01
March 07 2013 20:07 GMT
#530
ya for real. they only exist way out east. like I'd have to drive for an hour to dare spot one. even then it's like once every thirty times I'm out there.
and I lived in the middle of the island as it was. they're way out there
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-07 20:23:54
March 07 2013 20:09 GMT
#531
The dumbest phrase I heard was on Team Liquid forum,
a guy asked "Are there really no deer on Lon Gisland ?"
I felt so ashamed about the human specy, how can one become so ignorant ?

EDIT : I wrongly corrected a typo
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9635 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-07 20:13:11
March 07 2013 20:10 GMT
#532
what

also because I see you editted your post, the Lon Gisland was intentional, it's how use long islanders pronounce Long Island.
Cel.erity
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States4890 Posts
March 07 2013 20:10 GMT
#533
I can allay your curiosity, gentlemen. There are indeed squirrels in California.

Would I know that if I'd never been to California? Of course not.
We found Dove in a soapless place.
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18843 Posts
March 07 2013 20:12 GMT
#534
On March 08 2013 05:09 Diks wrote:
The dumbest phrase I heard was on Team Liquid forum,
a guy asked "Are there really no deer on Lon Gisland ?"
I felt so ashamed about the human specy, how can one become so ignorant ?

It's ok, you can use my name

If you don't mind me asking, are you Flemish or Walloon?
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-07 20:22:35
March 07 2013 20:20 GMT
#535
On March 08 2013 05:12 farvacola wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2013 05:09 Diks wrote:
The dumbest phrase I heard was on Team Liquid forum,
a guy asked "Are there really no deer on Lon Gisland ?"
I felt so ashamed about the human specy, how can one become so ignorant ?

It's ok, you can use my name

If you don't mind me asking, are you Flemish or Walloon?


I'm french, but I've been living in Belgium for 7 years now.
And since I'm living in Brussel which is like a third community in the country, I'm really neither of them
Most of my friends are Wallons though, since I don't speak flamish (which I am quite ashamed of)
Cheerio
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Ukraine3178 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-07 20:42:45
March 07 2013 20:42 GMT
#536
On March 07 2013 18:07 NEEDZMOAR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 17:26 tuestresfat wrote:
I never got why specific words or phrases have an added meaning for some people. As long as you know what they mean, who cares. Idk why it would bother you that they chose to word something slightly differently.



personally I cant stand the phrase "Oh my god/OMG" because everytime I see it, it makes me think of a really REALLY stupid person who cant express their thoughts in a proper sentence.

omg why would you think that? What is the proper sentence though? Why would you think that? I don't really REALLY see much difference there.
magicmUnky
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia280 Posts
March 07 2013 20:46 GMT
#537
YOLO
Fuell
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands3111 Posts
March 07 2013 20:47 GMT
#538
The technology just isn't there yet
fOu/Zenith/NEX/WeRRa/SlayerS
Immaterial
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada510 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-08 01:02:23
March 08 2013 01:00 GMT
#539
On March 07 2013 17:32 bjwithbraces wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 15:20 Immaterial wrote:
These may have been mentioned but:

"Irregardless..."
"For all intensive purposes"
"Cool Beans" (sorry guys, I think it's awful)
Verbally stating "lol" (in a way not resembling Jeremy from Pure Pwnage)
And finally "he overdosed on marihuana cigarettes"


1) Irregardless is a word

http://www.merriam-webster.com/video/0037-irregardless.htm

2) and it's "For all intents and purposes"


1) I know it's a word, it's just a stupid one. When would you need to use irregardless instead of regardless?
2) I know the correct phrase is "for all intents and purposes" which is why I included "for all intensive purposes" in my list.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Quakecomm
Profile Joined April 2012
United States344 Posts
March 08 2013 01:33 GMT
#540
I was teaching my friend to play, and he played a zerg who he beat very convincingly, and before this bronze zerg left he said, "I would have won, but I forgot my spawning pool."
gorkey island is the only good map
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