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br00dwar
Profile Joined November 2005
Russian Federation3 Posts
December 14 2005 23:13 GMT
#1
hi men! post here plz the really dumbest phrases, such as: "how do you mine minerals?"

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{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
December 14 2005 23:15 GMT
#2
I particularly enjoy 'arbormaster' comment, thx for the $1.30 newbie.
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
December 14 2005 23:18 GMT
#3
"OMFGWTFBBQ"

so played out and it annoys me now.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
nortydog
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia3067 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-14 23:23:01
December 14 2005 23:19 GMT
#4
"may or may not"
it just annoys me, unless its being used in a way that isnt stating the obvious.
NoCleanFeed.com
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
December 14 2005 23:21 GMT
#5
Sketchy.

People say this too often in real life and it makes me want to snap necks.
Legalize drugs and murder.
Malmis
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Sweden1569 Posts
December 14 2005 23:23 GMT
#6
Unusual!
:/
To Suport@Bethsoft.com: okay so i completed morrowind.. um, can i have my life back now?
starofNC
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1340 Posts
December 14 2005 23:25 GMT
#7
and things of that nature
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
December 14 2005 23:26 GMT
#8
'shotgun' as in, reserving something

what the fuck?

shotgunning is a way of drinking a beer, you dumbfucks
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
December 14 2005 23:38 GMT
#9
"nothing forget it"

its gay u said something, then say it dont forget it
troi oi thang map nai!!!
pansy
Profile Joined November 2005
United States309 Posts
December 14 2005 23:42 GMT
#10
"Marry me this Christmas or I'm breaking up with you"
NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7222 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 04:08:16
December 14 2005 23:45 GMT
#11
"It goes without saying..."

If it goes without saying, then DO NOT SAY IT. This is one of only a handful of English expressions which says "What I am about to tell you is obvious, redundant, and unnecessary to tell you, but here goes anyway!"

EDIT: also

Maddox On Dumbest Phrases
日本語が分かりますか
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
December 14 2005 23:47 GMT
#12
"have your cake and eat it too"

no i want to fucking sit and stare at my cake and then let someone else eat it. its my fucking cake and im going to eat it
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
HowitZer
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1610 Posts
December 14 2005 23:48 GMT
#13
When people say "In my opinion" after almost everything and they say it in an annoying way where it's central to what they are saying.

I always thought shotgun referred to sitting in the passenger seat so you can lean out the window and shoot preferrably with a shotgun. I know that's not exactly why people say it, but that's the root of it.
Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown and reformation is inherently purging. It makes a man acute.
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
December 14 2005 23:48 GMT
#14
'rofl, this made my day'
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
December 14 2005 23:49 GMT
#15
On December 15 2005 08:47 BigBalls wrote:
"have your cake and eat it too"

no i want to fucking sit and stare at my cake and then let someone else eat it. its my fucking cake and im going to eat it


there is a way that makes sense... i thought it was fucking stupid too, but then one day, i was very drunk and stoned, it suddenly made sense... i forgot how it worked though (
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13005 Posts
December 14 2005 23:54 GMT
#16
"Carrying on like a pork chop". My parents say it all the time and it makes no fucking sense. How the fuck does a pork chop 'carry on'.

On December 15 2005 08:26 Oxygen wrote:
'shotgun' as in, reserving something

what the fuck?

shotgunning is a way of drinking a beer, you dumbfucks


In the old days of the Wild West, carriage drivers used to take a security guard like person with them armed with a shotgun to stop them being robbed. Hence the term riding shotgun was born, so whenever someone wanted to call front passenger seat in the car, they called "SHOTGUN". From there it just spread to everything else I guess.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
December 14 2005 23:55 GMT
#17
On December 15 2005 08:47 BigBalls wrote:
"have your cake and eat it too"

no i want to fucking sit and stare at my cake and then let someone else eat it. its my fucking cake and im going to eat it


damn straight
And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
December 14 2005 23:57 GMT
#18
"i want a break...."

fuck u, ok?
:)
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
December 15 2005 00:01 GMT
#19
lol ahahha
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
December 15 2005 02:14 GMT
#20
"I could care less."

If you could care less, then you must care somewhat. The phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less" you failure.
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