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BeaTeR
Profile Joined March 2003
Kazakhstan4130 Posts
December 15 2005 08:41 GMT
#81
'Just luck...'
My friend uses to say this every time he lose a game versus me. Hate it! You are not unlucky, but just such a newb!!!
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
December 15 2005 08:43 GMT
#82
On December 15 2005 11:50 Luhh wrote:
Oh, let's not forget sports.

...who wrote the book. (Yeah, right. Is this guy even literate?)
...just play our game. (No. It would be better if you played exactly how your opponent wanted to.)
...not over until... (It's very common to make a huge comeback in the very last minute... NOT!)

Plenty of others as well.

the dolphins came back from a 23-3 difference in points in the 4th quarter against the bills. :D I kinda agree with the "not over until".
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
December 15 2005 08:45 GMT
#83
also...the word "dude" FUCK MAN! STOP SAYING THAT SHIT SOO MUCH.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
PockyPocky
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada305 Posts
December 15 2005 09:04 GMT
#84
whaaaaazzuppppppppppp
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
December 15 2005 09:08 GMT
#85
"Well, that's your opinion."

Obviously.
SproutBoy
Profile Joined January 2005
Australia382 Posts
December 15 2005 09:09 GMT
#86
"I'm not emo, im angry!"

Some emo cunt got angry at me because i called his band shit. It was at a frenzal rhomb concert, it was so funny.
Way upon the mountain where she died....
TLKiD
Profile Joined May 2004
China1136 Posts
December 15 2005 09:14 GMT
#87
"Excuse me"
People says it way too frequent, sometimes they say it when they don't mean it like being scarstic or something, they sound pretty annoying...
My life is so hard :(
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 09:21:12
December 15 2005 09:20 GMT
#88
On December 15 2005 16:49 x2fst wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2005 14:28 draeger wrote:
- Any word that has an o replaced by a p
- Any reference to those stupid fucking owls (orly,yarly, etc)

That shit is all over fark... Where did it come from?


At my university, people actually enlarged them and printed them out onto 4x4 squares of paper and put them up in the middle of the math building. They've been up there for about a month now and no one has bothered to take them down .

I heard it originated on Something Awful.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 15 2005 09:22 GMT
#89
Read most of them (got an exam tomorrow too -.-;

The two I agree the most are:

"like" and "I could care less"

I don't like it when people say "I did good", but I guess it's somewhat accepted (or is it?)
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 15 2005 09:23 GMT
#90
On December 15 2005 18:20 Bill307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2005 16:49 x2fst wrote:
On December 15 2005 14:28 draeger wrote:
- Any word that has an o replaced by a p
- Any reference to those stupid fucking owls (orly,yarly, etc)

That shit is all over fark... Where did it come from?


At my university, people actually enlarged them and printed them out onto 4x4 squares of paper and put them up in the middle of the math building. They've been up there for about a month now and no one has bothered to take them down .

I heard it originated on Something Awful.


What program are you in? We should meet up some time ^^
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-15 09:36:55
December 15 2005 09:36 GMT
#91
On December 15 2005 16:49 x2fst wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2005 14:28 draeger wrote:
- Any word that has an o replaced by a p
- Any reference to those stupid fucking owls (orly,yarly, etc)

That shit is all over fark... Where did it come from?


SomethingAwful, and then it got leaked to the internets and became jaded in a week.
too easy
Izenra
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada679 Posts
December 15 2005 09:39 GMT
#92
I don't know if the following is dumb, but it is fucking annoying : rapper abusing the sentence :

" know what I am sayin' ?"

They replace every damn periods with this phrase.
ubergamer15
Profile Joined January 2005
United States645 Posts
December 15 2005 09:42 GMT
#93
"roxxors."

I got sooo tired of that word.
An optimist sees the glass half-full. A pessimist sees the glass half-empty. An engineer sees a waste of half a glass.
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
December 15 2005 09:49 GMT
#94
When I am stating my clear and unparalled superiority, bolstering my persona, saying that which is obvious. There is always some moron that tries to make a snappy comeback:

"rofl?"
"lol?"
"LMAO"

BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
December 15 2005 09:59 GMT
#95
On December 15 2005 17:23 Night[Mare] wrote:
sureal, but nice


i wonder if anyone get what i mean
Teamliquidian townie
Born)Slippy
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway1904 Posts
December 15 2005 10:01 GMT
#96
People saying 'But that's impossible!', pointing at something right in front of their noses. Clearly it isn't impossible. Obviously there is a difference - a huge difference - between improbable and impossible.

People spouting off imbecile comments and old jokes in a desperate attempt to create a smokescreen to hide the fact that they really are quite boring. Most people are boring - I'm boring, you're boring. Deal with it.

People bitching at length about the most unavoidable things, especially weather.
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
December 15 2005 10:29 GMT
#97
On December 15 2005 15:05 aseq wrote:
No offense, but... (you're a dick)

It's always in the last place you look.
No shit. You want me to continue search after i've found it?

edit: (and i didn't get that first one off maddox, i just read it's there too)


I was about to say this. It's frustrating everytime I hear this.

"No offense but I am about to intentionally offend you, but since I said no offense, you're not allowed taking offense, regardless of the fact that what I'm about to say is offensive."
Trucy Wright is hot
~OpZ~
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States3652 Posts
December 15 2005 10:37 GMT
#98
"Clingly"
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
December 15 2005 12:30 GMT
#99
Just some random dumb phrases I've heard over my illustrious career:

"Dumb as a door knob"
"Get a Life"
"Dude"
"R U SERIOUS?"

And one my mom always says... "Put that in your shoe and beat it." (the hell is that)

Gotta throw in some Dan Quayle quotes though:

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
8880
Profile Joined September 2005
131 Posts
December 15 2005 12:42 GMT
#100
*insert random testie quote here*
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