On March 07 2013 15:20 Immaterial wrote: These may have been mentioned but:
"Irregardless..." "For all intensive purposes" "Cool Beans" (sorry guys, I think it's awful) Verbally stating "lol" (in a way not resembling Jeremy from Pure Pwnage) And finally "he overdosed on marihuana cigarettes"
On March 07 2013 17:26 tuestresfat wrote: I never got why specific words or phrases have an added meaning for some people. As long as you know what they mean, who cares. Idk why it would bother you that they chose to word something slightly differently.
personally I cant stand the phrase "Oh my god/OMG" because everytime I see it, it makes me think of a really REALLY stupid person who cant express their thoughts in a proper sentence.
"I could care less". The intended message is the one possibility excluded by the phrase conveying it. "I Axed him..." when spoken outside the context of violent homicide. "Get a life" when used as shorthand for "Stop making me uncomfortable by caring about things that aren't fashion, popular music or the lifestyles of celebrities".
Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.
"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look
"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.
"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.
Could of/Should of PIN Number (double number?! what does it mean?) SSD Drive B'Jesus - no Irish person has ever said this. Casted - nope, cast. Sick nerd baller - I just don't like it; massively overused.
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote: Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.
"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look
"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.
"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.
Me too, I've literally never heard a single one of them though. LOL
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote: Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.
"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look
"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.
"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.
Me too, I've literally never heard a single one of them though. LOL
As you can see by looking at the top of your screen the thread isn't called "the DUMBEST phrases You have literally heard" because that doens't make any sense. Are you expecting people to be confused about how you heard something? Whether it was through telepathy or some act of mind reading? It makes literally no sense to use the word literally in that sentence.
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote: Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.
"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look
"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.
"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.
Me too, I've literally never heard a single one of them though. LOL
Ye must be one o'them posh uns. Down in Armagh is where all the real "norn iron" lingo is at.
On March 07 2013 15:20 Immaterial wrote: These may have been mentioned but:
"Irregardless..." "For all intensive purposes" "Cool Beans" (sorry guys, I think it's awful) Verbally stating "lol" (in a way not resembling Jeremy from Pure Pwnage) And finally "he overdosed on marihuana cigarettes"
Have you seen Hot Rod? It might change your mind about "cool beans".
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote: Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.
"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look
"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.
"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.
Are you fucking serious?! LMAO
And I thought Frank McCourt's books were filled with funny stuff, haha.
The duck tape phrase bugs me so much... I don't care if there is a brand, because it's quite obvious most people think it's actually called DUCK tape, not duct. Which in turn makes me wonder if they know what the word duct means... :s
Another thing is, when people ask for a napkin, not a serviette. For whom that think napkin is correct, just remember, I can be asking for a sanitary napkin (women's pad), where I could never ask for a women's serviette and get the same result. It's kind of revolting hearing someone ask for a 'napkin' while I'm trying to eat.
To stay on topic though, a few phrases that really piss me off
1)He/she is in a better place now. 2)I'm sorry for your loss 3)Working hard or hardly working? (I will murder you someday, grrr) 4)Same difference 5)guesstimate
Some politicians stating we have to "go green" with everything. Not meaning to help the environment, but meaning to do their lobbying and giving money to random companies because, apparantly, they are "green".
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote: Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.
"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look
"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.
"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.
Are you fucking serious?! LMAO
And I thought Frank McCourt's books were filled with funny stuff, haha.
The duck tape phrase bugs me so much... I don't care if there is a brand, because it's quite obvious most people think it's actually called DUCK tape, not duct. Which in turn makes me wonder if they know what the word duct means... :s
Another thing is, when people ask for a napkin, not a serviette. For whom that think napkin is correct, just remember, I can be asking for a sanitary napkin (women's pad), where I could never ask for a women's serviette and get the same result. It's kind of revolting hearing someone ask for a 'napkin' while I'm trying to eat.
To stay on topic though, a few phrases that really piss me off
1)He/she is in a better place now. 2)I'm sorry for your loss 3)Working hard or hardly working? (I will murder you someday, grrr) 4)Same difference 5)guesstimate
And the worst for last: Lord tunderin' jesus by!
If the word napkin is that revolting to you, I recommend that you never eat in the U.S.
"Hump day" for Wednesday (The day in the middle of the working week - so its the hump of the week...) "Thank God/Fuck its Friday - or TGIF/TFIF"
^ the fact that both of these inspire the mass forward of stupid emails in the work-place by air-heads and/or middle aged women. "Yeah Nah" - eg: "Do you like Metallicas latest album?" - "Yeaaaah naaahh, I like their older ones"