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Cel.erity
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States4890 Posts
March 07 2013 09:02 GMT
#481
On March 07 2013 18:01 Shottaz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 17:32 bjwithbraces wrote:
On March 07 2013 15:20 Immaterial wrote:
These may have been mentioned but:

"Irregardless..."
"For all intensive purposes"
"Cool Beans" (sorry guys, I think it's awful)
Verbally stating "lol" (in a way not resembling Jeremy from Pure Pwnage)
And finally "he overdosed on marihuana cigarettes"


1) Irregardless is a word

http://www.merriam-webster.com/video/0037-irregardless.htm

2) and it's "For all intents and purposes"


Nothing in SC or life really makes me rage except phrases missheard.

Someone at work refered to duct tape as 'duck tape' the other day.


Duck Tape is an actual brand of duct tape, lots of people call it that, even in the construction business.
We found Dove in a soapless place.
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
March 07 2013 09:07 GMT
#482
On March 07 2013 17:26 tuestresfat wrote:
I never got why specific words or phrases have an added meaning for some people. As long as you know what they mean, who cares. Idk why it would bother you that they chose to word something slightly differently.



personally I cant stand the phrase "Oh my god/OMG" because everytime I see it, it makes me think of a really REALLY stupid person who cant express their thoughts in a proper sentence.
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
March 07 2013 09:13 GMT
#483
Companies advertising USB 3.0 as 'super speed!". Um, you know that, the data is traveling at the same speed, right?

Oh and internet companies advertising that their internet is faster than their competitors. No it's not faster.

Why can't the tech world use throughput?

Oh and people talking about their internet throughput as bandwidth.
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
Umpteen
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom1570 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-07 09:23:47
March 07 2013 09:17 GMT
#484
"I could care less". The intended message is the one possibility excluded by the phrase conveying it.
"I Axed him..." when spoken outside the context of violent homicide.
"Get a life" when used as shorthand for "Stop making me uncomfortable by caring about things that aren't fashion, popular music or the lifestyles of celebrities".
The existence of a food chain is inescapable if we evolved unsupervised, and inexcusable otherwise.
Detri
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom683 Posts
March 07 2013 09:22 GMT
#485
Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.

"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look

"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.

"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.
The poor are thieves, beggars and whores, the rich are politicians, solicitors and courtesans...
CylerBelmont
Profile Joined August 2011
United States48 Posts
March 07 2013 09:24 GMT
#486
"I think gay marriage should be something between a man and a woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I only know two languages: English and Bad English
Umpteen
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom1570 Posts
March 07 2013 09:25 GMT
#487
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote:
Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.


Fortunately the exquisite, musical accent offsets the problem.
The existence of a food chain is inescapable if we evolved unsupervised, and inexcusable otherwise.
eu.exodus
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
South Africa1186 Posts
March 07 2013 09:26 GMT
#488
#Seriously #fuck #hashtags #and #people #who #post #like #this #yoloswagretarded
6 poll is a good skill toi have
Zechs
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom321 Posts
March 07 2013 10:05 GMT
#489
Probably some repeats here, but...

Could of/Should of
PIN Number (double number?! what does it mean?)
SSD Drive
B'Jesus - no Irish person has ever said this.
Casted - nope, cast.
Sick nerd baller - I just don't like it; massively overused.
Esports and stuff: zechleton.tumblr.com
Resilient
Profile Joined June 2010
United Kingdom1431 Posts
March 07 2013 10:09 GMT
#490
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote:
Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.

"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look

"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.

"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.


Me too, I've literally never heard a single one of them though. LOL
Vorenius
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Denmark1979 Posts
March 07 2013 10:32 GMT
#491
On March 07 2013 19:09 Resilient wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote:
Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.

"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look

"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.

"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.


Me too, I've literally never heard a single one of them though. LOL

As you can see by looking at the top of your screen the thread isn't called "the DUMBEST phrases You have literally heard" because that doens't make any sense.
Are you expecting people to be confused about how you heard something? Whether it was through telepathy or some act of mind reading? It makes literally no sense to use the word literally in that sentence.

+ Show Spoiler +
Detri
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom683 Posts
March 07 2013 10:34 GMT
#492
On March 07 2013 19:09 Resilient wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote:
Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.

"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look

"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.

"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.


Me too, I've literally never heard a single one of them though. LOL



Ye must be one o'them posh uns. Down in Armagh is where all the real "norn iron" lingo is at.
The poor are thieves, beggars and whores, the rich are politicians, solicitors and courtesans...
Patate
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada441 Posts
March 07 2013 10:42 GMT
#493
"HoTS will fix SC2"
Dead game.
Jasarn
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia101 Posts
March 07 2013 10:42 GMT
#494
On March 07 2013 15:20 Immaterial wrote:
These may have been mentioned but:

"Irregardless..."
"For all intensive purposes"
"Cool Beans" (sorry guys, I think it's awful)
Verbally stating "lol" (in a way not resembling Jeremy from Pure Pwnage)
And finally "he overdosed on marihuana cigarettes"


Have you seen Hot Rod? It might change your mind about "cool beans".

MrRicewife
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada515 Posts
March 07 2013 10:47 GMT
#495
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote:
Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.

"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look

"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.

"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.

Are you fucking serious?! LMAO

And I thought Frank McCourt's books were filled with funny stuff, haha.

The duck tape phrase bugs me so much... I don't care if there is a brand, because it's quite obvious most people think it's actually called DUCK tape, not duct. Which in turn makes me wonder if they know what the word duct means... :s

Another thing is, when people ask for a napkin, not a serviette. For whom that think napkin is correct, just remember, I can be asking for a sanitary napkin (women's pad), where I could never ask for a women's serviette and get the same result. It's kind of revolting hearing someone ask for a 'napkin' while I'm trying to eat.

To stay on topic though, a few phrases that really piss me off

1)He/she is in a better place now.
2)I'm sorry for your loss
3)Working hard or hardly working? (I will murder you someday, grrr)
4)Same difference
5)guesstimate

And the worst for last:
Lord tunderin' jesus by!
So? My dad can beat up your dad. - Jesus
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
March 07 2013 11:04 GMT
#496
Some politicians stating we have to "go green" with everything. Not meaning to help the environment, but meaning to do their lobbying and giving money to random companies because, apparantly, they are "green".
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
refmac_cys.cys
Profile Joined June 2010
United States177 Posts
March 07 2013 11:14 GMT
#497
On March 07 2013 19:47 MrRicewife wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 18:22 Detri wrote:
Ok, I'm from Northern Ireland. We own all the stupid phrases.

"Your not as green as you are cabbage looking." - You are smarter than you look

"Look at the state of the coupan on yer woman." - Look at that young lady, she's quite ugly.

"Why did you buy a chocolate fire guard, is your head cut?" - What you just bought isn't suitable for the purpose it's intended for, that wasn't a wise purchase.

Are you fucking serious?! LMAO

And I thought Frank McCourt's books were filled with funny stuff, haha.

The duck tape phrase bugs me so much... I don't care if there is a brand, because it's quite obvious most people think it's actually called DUCK tape, not duct. Which in turn makes me wonder if they know what the word duct means... :s

Another thing is, when people ask for a napkin, not a serviette. For whom that think napkin is correct, just remember, I can be asking for a sanitary napkin (women's pad), where I could never ask for a women's serviette and get the same result. It's kind of revolting hearing someone ask for a 'napkin' while I'm trying to eat.

To stay on topic though, a few phrases that really piss me off

1)He/she is in a better place now.
2)I'm sorry for your loss
3)Working hard or hardly working? (I will murder you someday, grrr)
4)Same difference
5)guesstimate

And the worst for last:
Lord tunderin' jesus by!

If the word napkin is that revolting to you, I recommend that you never eat in the U.S.
my helicopter example is less stupid than your helicopter example - Liquid'Drone
liberate71
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia10252 Posts
March 07 2013 11:15 GMT
#498
"Hump day" for Wednesday (The day in the middle of the working week - so its the hump of the week...)
"Thank God/Fuck its Friday - or TGIF/TFIF"

^ the fact that both of these inspire the mass forward of stupid emails in the work-place by air-heads and/or middle aged women.
"Yeah Nah" - eg: "Do you like Metallicas latest album?" - "Yeaaaah naaahh, I like their older ones"
Minelord Stimfestor, also known as karma.
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
March 07 2013 11:25 GMT
#499
"Wanna hang out?"
"Yeeeee."
...
yee?

"This is how we do."
...
Noyect
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Sweden129 Posts
March 07 2013 12:11 GMT
#500
"but then again we should probably discuss if disliking someone just because they're an immigrant could really be considered racist"


Mind. Blown.
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