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nicetoknowyou15
Profile Joined December 2005
Jamaica185 Posts
December 16 2005 04:02 GMT
#141
WICKED PISSA

j/k ... as long as its not used wrong its wicked cool to say wicked.


"I'm rick james bitch," said by anyone other than chapelle.
im not drivin fast mdog, im flyin low, zimme?
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 16 2005 05:35 GMT
#142
On December 16 2005 11:32 WGT)DarkXprT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2005 07:35 RowdierBob wrote:
Haha.

"Do you have a condom?"

Biggest cock block phrase ever.

Or the classic "let's just be friends".

"I'm having my period..."

"I have a headache".

also, "im busy"
"i already have plans" and it turns out she stayed at home all day.
if you dont want to date the guy just damn tell him, dont bullshit.


How about, "I have to wash my hair.." As if that's some sort of all day ordeal that you're going to have NO free time EVER during that day. What a crock. That or something equally lame like, "I have to do laundry." Your washer and drier take more than an hour or two to finish that?! Time to buy a new set...
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 16 2005 05:38 GMT
#143
On December 16 2005 10:42 Clutch3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2005 07:15 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
On December 16 2005 06:56 Clutch3 wrote:

My peeve:

Using the word "literally" incorrectly. It is NOT meant to be used to strengthen your point.

It doesn't mean "VERY"... it means LITERALLY, as in, NOT FIGURATIVELY.

and as someone said, sportscasters are the worst offenders.


Also, only people in New England will get me when I say this, but

"I'm all set"

This is what every person in a restaurant or store will say to you and it's
totally frigging ambiguous. They come up to you ... "are you all set?"
Um, do you mean that I am all set cause I don't need anything else, or
do you mean I am all set to order my food? Jeebus... and it's so pervasive
here that I find myself saying it back to people. Damn them all to hell.

By the way, good thread



That's not just NE, though. There are tons of people who do that down here, too. It doesn't bother me too much, because normally it's pretty obvious what they're talking about. "Are you all set to go?" etc..


Hmm, where do you live? I always thought it was a New England thing but I've only spent a lot of time on the coasts.

If people say "Are you all set to go?" that's a lot better I think, because it's clearer what they mean. Why can't people say "Can I get you anything else?" or "Are you ready to order?" or some other phrase of the same length that is more specific? oh well.


Illinois is where I'm from. Normally people are more specific with that phrase, though it gets used a lot like you were complaining about. Normally it's accompanied by a specific that they were wondering about. "Are you set to order," stuff like that, but I've heard a lot of people leave the specific part off and just say, "are you guys all set?" That happens the most at stores, though. You go up to someone and they ask "are you all set?" and you wonder for a second what they're talking about, and if you're in a particularly bad mood, you might question as to what you might be set on...
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-16 05:39:49
December 16 2005 05:39 GMT
#144
this blond girl in my US History class trying to sound smart
"So during the wars in the Congo exactly how many African-Americans died?"
Retired BW Noob
chicken`
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany3478 Posts
December 16 2005 05:41 GMT
#145
teacher "so what are the neighbour countries of germany at the eastern border?"
dumb girl from my class "from north to south eehm poland.. austria.. and spain"
8[
jeremy clarkson = god
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36399 Posts
December 16 2005 05:45 GMT
#146
On December 16 2005 14:39 StarN wrote:
this blond girl in my US History class trying to sound smart
"So during the wars in the Congo exactly how many African-Americans died?"

there's actually well documented stories of African-American aid workers for the American Red Cross who died while volunteering during the genocidal wars in central Africa
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 16 2005 05:47 GMT
#147
On December 16 2005 14:39 StarN wrote:
this blond girl in my US History class trying to sound smart
"So during the wars in the Congo exactly how many African-Americans died?"


Funny how you note she's blonde.

I can't think of a specific phrase that people like her would use all the time, but people like that really piss me off. There was this bitch in an English class of mine, she was dumb as all hell, but she thought she was really smart, and she'd speak really slow and deliberately like "listen to how smart and sophisticated I am, even though I'm talking out of my ass," type stuff. The only thing I remember her saying is about the character from some book we read as a class which was, "His life did a complete 360," by which she meant that he had turned his life around. Being the smartass I always was in school I quickly corrected her and told her it was a 180 that he had done, which made my teacher laugh, along with the rest of the class, but I'm sure you get the type of person I'm writing about.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
December 16 2005 05:49 GMT
#148
how about someone starts a thread about perverted things men yell out car windows to women walking down the street? I would make alot of posts in that thread =o
doedrikthe2nd
Profile Joined July 2005
Sweden981 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-16 20:58:38
December 16 2005 06:58 GMT
#149
when people say stuff like "lol", "omg", "ffs" in real life it really makes me wanna punch them in the face
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
December 16 2005 07:14 GMT
#150
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Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
Element)LoGiC
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada1143 Posts
December 16 2005 07:16 GMT
#151
I know know if this is a phrase, but one time, when I was at a restaurant, the waitress said "Enjoy your wings", and then I'm like "You too".

In conclusion, the phrase "You too".
ubergamer15
Profile Joined January 2005
United States645 Posts
December 16 2005 07:29 GMT
#152
On December 16 2005 16:14 IcedEarth wrote:
[image loading]

Oh. My. God.
Where did you find this?
An optimist sees the glass half-full. A pessimist sees the glass half-empty. An engineer sees a waste of half a glass.
pansy
Profile Joined November 2005
United States309 Posts
December 16 2005 07:48 GMT
#153
hahaha, i want a hamster.

phat
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
December 16 2005 11:10 GMT
#154
People saying that saying "I'm Rick James, Bitch," is stupid, or hackneyed, or whatever.

It's hilarious, guys, and it gets more hilarious every time somebody says it. Deal with it. And have the balls to be a cheesy guy yourself. It's tough to think of something funnier than somebody responding to some guy going off about how they hate people saying "I'm Rick James, Bitch," by saying "IM RICK JAMES BITCH"
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17743 Posts
December 16 2005 11:20 GMT
#155
"OMGLAZERGUNPOWPOWPOW"
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36399 Posts
December 16 2005 11:25 GMT
#156
On December 16 2005 20:10 -_- wrote:
People saying that saying "I'm Rick James, Bitch," is stupid, or hackneyed, or whatever.

It's hilarious, guys, and it gets more hilarious every time somebody says it. Deal with it. And have the balls to be a cheesy guy yourself. It's tough to think of something funnier than somebody responding to some guy going off about how they hate people saying "I'm Rick James, Bitch," by saying "IM RICK JAMES BITCH"

hahaha that rick james... gets me every time lol
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br00dwar
Profile Joined November 2005
Russian Federation3 Posts
December 17 2005 03:31 GMT
#157
GUYS! CAN U POST DUMB PHRASES IN THE THEME OF:
B R O O D W A R ? ? ? ? ?
froZen_wYnd
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada270 Posts
December 17 2005 03:39 GMT
#158
On December 17 2005 12:31 br00dwar wrote:
GUYS! CAN U POST DUMB PHRASES IN THE THEME OF:
B R O O D W A R ? ? ? ? ?
froZen_wYnd
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada270 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-17 03:42:06
December 17 2005 03:41 GMT
#159
1. u didn't specify any specific theme...
2. this is just for fun... relax
3. this is in GENERAL SECTION!

so relax, take a deep breath and calm down

edit: lol btw, love the killer hamster ^^ haha
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19351 Posts
March 04 2013 19:02 GMT
#160
A coworker of mine uses "quite literally" before he attempts to say anything interesting.

From an article:
Actually -Actually, you may already know how we feel about actually. I've argued that it's worse than literally because it offers up sheer attitude in place of literally's intellectual pretensions. It is literally with a slap in the face.

source: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/09/actually-literally-what-your-crutch-word-says-about-you/56614/
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