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Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
March 05 2013 18:39 GMT
#401
On March 06 2013 03:24 Cheerio wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2013 23:40 viletomato wrote:
One dumb thing people say is:

What do you weigh? And the other answers in pounds or kilograms.
The correct answer should be newtons since it is measure of force.

The right question is what is your mass?
If you want someone to answer in lbs or kgs.

But if you do this people get confused because they know jack squat about physics.

If you did this to me I'd be confused because you are acting like a douchebag. Please stop thinking you are better than other people because you know physics better than they do.

P.S. Seriously a lot of people in this thread need to start reading between the lines (but that's impossible, isn't it?). You are not being smart by picking on evident stuff, it's quite the opposite.

Pounds are actually a measure of force, not of mass, so saying you weigh 160lb is correct. But, yeah, if it bothers you to hear people talk of 'weighing' 50kg, just imagine they said they have weigh the same as 50kg. The information conveyed is clear, even if they didn't properly use the technical terms.
My strategy is to fork people.
c0ldfusion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States8293 Posts
March 05 2013 18:46 GMT
#402
On March 05 2013 15:53 Cel.erity wrote:
"Have your cake and eat it too", as in, "Some people want to have their cake and eat it too".

It's a phrase that means demanding too much, which is funny, because I think if you have some cake it's perfectly reasonable to expect to be able to eat it. What the hell else is cake for?


For your enlightenment:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/have_your_cake_and_eat_it_too
Reborn58
Profile Joined August 2010
United States238 Posts
March 05 2013 18:48 GMT
#403
I think the best part of this entire thread is the fact that people who are annoyed by certain phrases, are often just too stupid to understand (or investigate) their true meaning.
HAHAHAHAHA

These are some of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
That's what she said
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
March 05 2013 18:54 GMT
#404
Something We Asians Got

No I'm Asian and I don't got it. Fuck your Azn pride and learn to talk to people outside your skin color.
Without a paddle up shit creek.
Jackowacko
Profile Joined February 2013
59 Posts
March 05 2013 18:57 GMT
#405
"YOLO"
Karok
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands142 Posts
March 05 2013 19:05 GMT
#406
"It's not a bug, its the result of a bug" - software developer in response to a bug ticket which he did not want to fix.
TheRealArtemis
Profile Joined October 2011
687 Posts
March 05 2013 19:11 GMT
#407
1: "U mad"
Probably the most commen responce to an verbal internet fight. Its like people cant come up with something to say, so they fling out U mad as a way to buy time or something >_> Even at times where they use it as a troll bait, its so obvious that it fails to do its purpose.

2: YOLO
Being used so much it lost its meaning.
religion is like a prison for the seekers of wisdom
dUTtrOACh
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2339 Posts
March 05 2013 19:13 GMT
#408
"Thank you for your patience."

This has to be the dumbest way to say "sorry for making you wait".
twitch.tv/duttroach
PSdualwielder
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada77 Posts
March 05 2013 19:48 GMT
#409
When an outsider talks about the things I do(3d modeling) and interested in (video games), raises some random issue and says "the problem is".

Holy shit, you don't know what the problem is and act like a smartass about it. I'm personally under the way of thinking that if you recognize a problem, it affects you, and you don't do anything about it then you're part of the problem. Saying that just picks a bone with me.

If someone says that to me I tend to end the conversation very quickly and move on.

For example, once someone was talking about mmorpgs, and then CLAIMS to have never played mmorpgs, 'but the problem is...' ...........holy shit.
bnet: POKE
playa
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1284 Posts
March 05 2013 19:53 GMT
#410
"I could do that in my sleep." No shit, brah; I fly in my sleep. It's called dreaming.
ColtCrime
Profile Joined September 2012
Romania8 Posts
March 05 2013 20:07 GMT
#411
"The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist".

This phrase particularly annoys me because it shuts down any possibility of intellectual argument as far as the devil's existance is concerned,whatever you say you get the same answer. "But he haz trickd u."
Noro
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada991 Posts
March 05 2013 20:08 GMT
#412
Occupy _________.


Fill in the blank, nothing breaks my heart more than seeing something with Occupy in front of it. Go get a job and stop complaining about people that have more than you.
Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
March 06 2013 19:40 GMT
#413
Two words when used in certain context really make me itch.

Firstly: "The ____ scene." This one is just anoying to hear every 5 seconds when you have someone talking about the 'Starcraft 2 scene'... I prefer calling it the "Community".

Then: the word "Foreigner" when talking about a non Korean Starcraft players. God damn it they are not foreign!!!! Call them 'non-Korean' or by their own nationality. Starcraft 2 doesn't just center in Korea... it's globally spectated and globally played. It even ticks me off even more when a non Korean is calling another non Korean a 'foreigner'. It wouldn't be so bad if he was a Korean calling another Korean 'foreigner', but since he himself is a 'foreigner' too, it pisses me off! Just call them non-Korean like yourself asshole.
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
Acertos
Profile Joined February 2012
France852 Posts
March 06 2013 20:04 GMT
#414
"picture" it's A PHOTO OR A DRAWING OR A PAINTING ! My english teacher used it so often it became a sound that pisses me off along with the word "teach" : teach! titsh! tite she! so annoying.
The last one would be "keen on", just hearing it brings so much pain, hope this expression stop being used.
RyanRushia
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2748 Posts
March 06 2013 20:09 GMT
#415
i hate when people use "irregardless"

it's not a word, and you're countering yourself. stop. it.
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. | coL.Ryan | www.twitter.com/coL_RyanR
SoulTakerz
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada353 Posts
March 06 2013 20:22 GMT
#416
"it's not what you know but who you know"

all my rage
Lee Jae fucking Dong Bitches
Bondator
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland120 Posts
March 06 2013 20:34 GMT
#417
It's just a theory.
http://eu.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/520440/1/Bondator/
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-06 22:39:03
March 06 2013 22:30 GMT
#418
On March 06 2013 04:13 dUTtrOACh wrote:
"Thank you for your patience."

This has to be the dumbest way to say "sorry for making you wait".

I see this phrase as "I appreciate you not acting like a cock while I make you wait"
On March 07 2013 05:09 RyanRushia wrote:
i hate when people use "irregardless"

it's not a word, and you're countering yourself. stop. it.

Who even uses this? lol I've never heard anyone use this before
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
GeNi
Profile Joined November 2012
United States49 Posts
March 06 2013 22:33 GMT
#419
"Later". People say later but they never do it. Pisses me off.
Dagan159
Profile Joined July 2012
United States203 Posts
March 06 2013 22:38 GMT
#420
War on "XXXXX".
The ultimate weapon. nuff said.
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