How many __ does it take to screw in a light bulb? - Page 5

One if your sentries use force fields to keep the light bulb from running away.

1 to promise it in future patches
1 to ask if we really want light bulbs
18 to negotiate IP with KeSPA
3 to set up a contract with GOM
1 to remove local wiring and instead hook it up to a central generator 1,000 miles away
1 to connect all the wires from every light bulb together
1 to talk about how the light bulbs will bring the community together
3 to split the different parts of the light bulb
3 to separate light bulbs by region
275 to beta test the switch
6 to add a delay time to the switch after the beta testing was unsatisfactory
9 to integrate it with Facebook
4 to realize the lack of wattage, then to glue wires together to fix it
Dustin Browder to sit there and smile

Cookies for getting every metaphor

If you know, then you are already dead.

none, they'd rather sit in the dark

the knock speeds up

Three:
Bisu to hold position the bulb, Jaedong to screw the bulb in, Flash to notice it's not the bulb but power outage.

Let's go to the park!

One, but 2000 others have to be writing him Service Packs

You wanna bet?

2, one to hold the bulb, the other to drink vodka till the room spins