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Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
June 10 2010 21:57 GMT
#61
On June 11 2010 04:20 Feefee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2010 04:04 darmousseh wrote:
On June 11 2010 04:00 Hyde wrote:
How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
+ Show Spoiler +
Just one, but it takes 6 episodes.



Definitely my favorite so far.


Damn, my guess was "over 9000"...


Good thing the joke turned out to actually be funny
Trucy Wright is hot
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 10 2010 21:58 GMT
#62
On June 11 2010 06:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2010 05:55 ilj.psa wrote:
How many Barack obama's does it take to screw a light bulb?

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none, hel'll only promise change


I think the joke is supposed to be; How many Barack obama's does it take to change a light bulb?

if i had said that , the joke would had been predictable.
hejakev
Profile Joined August 2009
Sweden518 Posts
June 10 2010 21:59 GMT
#63
On June 11 2010 06:49 XsebT wrote:
How many blizzard employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Do you really want lightbulbs?



I feel robbed
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
June 10 2010 22:18 GMT
#64
On June 11 2010 06:58 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2010 06:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On June 11 2010 05:55 ilj.psa wrote:
How many Barack obama's does it take to screw a light bulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
none, hel'll only promise change


I think the joke is supposed to be; How many Barack obama's does it take to change a light bulb?

if i had said that , the joke would had been predictable.

Yeah, but its a matter of being predictable or bad.
uNiGNoRe
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Germany1115 Posts
June 10 2010 22:39 GMT
#65
On June 11 2010 07:18 BDF92 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2010 06:58 ilj.psa wrote:
On June 11 2010 06:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On June 11 2010 05:55 ilj.psa wrote:
How many Barack obama's does it take to screw a light bulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
none, hel'll only promise change


I think the joke is supposed to be; How many Barack obama's does it take to change a light bulb?

if i had said that , the joke would had been predictable.

Yeah, but its a matter of being predictable or bad.

"over 9000" would have been both...
101TFP
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
420 Posts
June 10 2010 22:40 GMT
#66
How many Ultralisks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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It doesn't matter, they will die before they get there.


How many blizzard employees does it take to screw up light bulb 2.0 ?
+ Show Spoiler +
4600



People get what they get, this has nothing to do with what they deserve.
SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
June 10 2010 22:50 GMT
#67
How many tanks does it take to screw a light bulb?
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Many tanks? Yes?
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
Soulish
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1403 Posts
June 10 2010 22:54 GMT
#68
On June 11 2010 03:30 Pika Chu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2010 03:07 LunarDestiny wrote:
How many templars does it take to screw a light bulb?
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[image loading]



I believe that's an archon.

Heh, yeah i remember the original one for TL.net, very funny :D.

so he means 2 templars :o
me all in, he drone drone drone, me win
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 10 2010 22:55 GMT
#69
How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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One, you racist.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 23:00:52
June 10 2010 22:57 GMT
#70
On June 11 2010 07:18 BDF92 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2010 06:58 ilj.psa wrote:
On June 11 2010 06:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On June 11 2010 05:55 ilj.psa wrote:
How many Barack obama's does it take to screw a light bulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
none, hel'll only promise change


I think the joke is supposed to be; How many Barack obama's does it take to change a light bulb?

if i had said that , the joke would had been predictable.

Yeah, but its a matter of being predictable or bad.

wasn't my joke, it would not have been any better if you put "change" in there either.
eNoq
Profile Joined June 2009
Netherlands502 Posts
June 10 2010 22:57 GMT
#71
On June 11 2010 07:40 101TFP wrote:
How many Ultralisks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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It doesn't matter, they will die before they get there.


WINNER
Proburu
brain_
Profile Joined June 2010
United States812 Posts
June 10 2010 23:47 GMT
#72
On June 11 2010 04:41 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2010 04:39 hejakev wrote:
On June 11 2010 04:22 Terranist wrote:
How many Blizzard developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler +
just one but it will take three years before he begins beta testing his light bulb then another 6 months until he finally turns it on.


Hahah My favorite so far!

Do you REALLY want light bulbs??


We'll give you something SIMILAR to light bulbs, but we can't give you any light bulbs because light bulbs attract pirates



ROFL.
Zeke50100
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2220 Posts
June 10 2010 23:55 GMT
#73
How many progamers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Just 1, but Flash and Jaedong have to play an MSL Finals match first.
wizard944
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
194 Posts
June 11 2010 00:34 GMT
#74
On June 11 2010 04:02 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
How many Saxophonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? (If anyone gets this I'll be pleasantly surprised)
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1, but he has to go through a box of 10 light bulbs to find a good one.


How many Bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
+ Show Spoiler +
1, 5, 1, 5, 1, 5


How many Drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
+ Show Spoiler +
We have machines for that kind of thing



I get those ones! I love music jokes! How do you keep two flutes in tune? You kill one!
Kassar DeTemplari
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
June 11 2010 00:38 GMT
#75
On June 11 2010 09:34 wizard944 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2010 04:02 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
How many Saxophonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? (If anyone gets this I'll be pleasantly surprised)
+ Show Spoiler +
1, but he has to go through a box of 10 light bulbs to find a good one.


How many Bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
+ Show Spoiler +
1, 5, 1, 5, 1, 5


How many Drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
+ Show Spoiler +
We have machines for that kind of thing



I get those ones! I love music jokes! How do you keep two flutes in tune? You kill one!


How can you tell when there's a singer at your door?
+ Show Spoiler +
she doesn't know when to come in
Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-11 00:51:22
June 11 2010 00:43 GMT
#76
How many Apple engineers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?


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None, because you need to replace your entire house with a newer, shinier, more expensive one.
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
June 11 2010 01:33 GMT
#77
On June 11 2010 02:55 Amber[LighT] wrote:
How many TL members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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~24
-One to make the OP on lightbulbs
-One to argue whether to use a regular lightbulb or an eco-friendly lightbulb
-One to make a theory on how to screw in a light bulb
-One to argue said theory and make an abrupt conclusion about how light bulbs are a republican scheme to make money
-One to argue about how Dustin Browder wants to revolutionize the lightbulb by creating one to do a specific task and to balance the brightness later
-15 to get banned by mods for flaming/trolling
-4 mods, one to close the thread, two others to post in the thread while it's locked mocking the discussion, and the fourth to re-open the thread because he wants to learn more about republicans



We have a winner.
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
June 11 2010 02:00 GMT
#78
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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One, but it'll take at least six episodes.
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
June 11 2010 02:11 GMT
#79
On June 11 2010 11:00 hp.Methos wrote:
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
One, but it'll take at least six episodes.


This was posted like 2 pages ago
Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
keNNabis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada159 Posts
June 11 2010 02:13 GMT
#80
On June 11 2010 05:53 AdamBanks wrote:
How many Newfie's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
3, one to hold the light bulb, and two to spin him


and i thought i heard alot of newfie jokes
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