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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
June 10 2010 18:43 GMT
#21
On June 11 2010 03:37 hejakev wrote:
How does M Night Shyamalan screw in a lightbulb?

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With twists

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Except the lightbulb was actually aliens

Aha this one made me chuckle.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
funk100
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom172 Posts
June 10 2010 18:53 GMT
#22
how many BP workers do you need to screw in a lightbulb
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nobody knows but they sure screwed the gulf of mexico over
after every post "oh god I hope i've made sence"
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
June 10 2010 18:56 GMT
#23
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
gdroxor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States639 Posts
June 10 2010 19:00 GMT
#24
On June 11 2010 03:56 DeathByMonkeys wrote:
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.


Haha, yes!

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Two, but it has to be a really big lightbulb.
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
June 10 2010 19:00 GMT
#25
How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Just one, but it takes 6 episodes.
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
June 10 2010 19:02 GMT
#26
On June 11 2010 04:00 Hyde wrote:
How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Just one, but it takes 6 episodes.


Haha, very nice! Reminds me of Frieza Saga.
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
June 10 2010 19:02 GMT
#27
How many Saxophonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? (If anyone gets this I'll be pleasantly surprised)
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1, but he has to go through a box of 10 light bulbs to find a good one.


How many Bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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1, 5, 1, 5, 1, 5


How many Drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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We have machines for that kind of thing


Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
June 10 2010 19:04 GMT
#28
On June 11 2010 04:00 Hyde wrote:
How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Just one, but it takes 6 episodes.



Definitely my favorite so far.
Developer for http://mtgfiddle.com
Feefee
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada556 Posts
June 10 2010 19:20 GMT
#29
On June 11 2010 04:04 darmousseh wrote:
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On June 11 2010 04:00 Hyde wrote:
How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Just one, but it takes 6 episodes.



Definitely my favorite so far.


Damn, my guess was "over 9000"...
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
June 10 2010 19:22 GMT
#30
On June 11 2010 03:38 bITt.mAN wrote:
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On June 11 2010 03:22 Metronome wrote:
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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None. That is a hardware problem.


None, all they need to do is type "ppp" [wait, or was it "pp" ?] and have Kespa make a bad decision about what to do about it.

Programmers not progamers..
Writerptrk
Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
June 10 2010 19:22 GMT
#31
How many Blizzard developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler +
just one but it will take three years before he begins beta testing his light bulb then another 6 months until he finally turns it on.
The Show of a Lifetime
drag_
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
England425 Posts
June 10 2010 19:26 GMT
#32
On June 11 2010 04:20 Feefee wrote:
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On June 11 2010 04:04 darmousseh wrote:
On June 11 2010 04:00 Hyde wrote:
How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Just one, but it takes 6 episodes.



Definitely my favorite so far.


Damn, my guess was "over 9000"...


Yeah I was thinking that too, was so ready to congratulate myself. Although the punch line was pretty funny.
hejakev
Profile Joined August 2009
Sweden518 Posts
June 10 2010 19:39 GMT
#33
On June 11 2010 04:22 Terranist wrote:
How many Blizzard developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler +
just one but it will take three years before he begins beta testing his light bulb then another 6 months until he finally turns it on.


Hahah My favorite so far!

Do you REALLY want light bulbs??
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
June 10 2010 19:41 GMT
#34
On June 11 2010 04:39 hejakev wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2010 04:22 Terranist wrote:
How many Blizzard developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler +
just one but it will take three years before he begins beta testing his light bulb then another 6 months until he finally turns it on.


Hahah My favorite so far!

Do you REALLY want light bulbs??


We'll give you something SIMILAR to light bulbs, but we can't give you any light bulbs because light bulbs attract pirates
Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
June 10 2010 19:43 GMT
#35
We need some people to think up some good starcraft ones.
Developer for http://mtgfiddle.com
darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
June 10 2010 19:45 GMT
#36
On June 11 2010 04:41 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2010 04:39 hejakev wrote:
On June 11 2010 04:22 Terranist wrote:
How many Blizzard developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler +
just one but it will take three years before he begins beta testing his light bulb then another 6 months until he finally turns it on.


Hahah My favorite so far!

Do you REALLY want light bulbs??


We'll give you something SIMILAR to light bulbs, but we can't give you any light bulbs because light bulbs attract pirates


Well, if we've done our job right in terms of the matchmaking service, then hopefully they won't feel like they'll need light bulbs.
Developer for http://mtgfiddle.com
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
June 10 2010 19:46 GMT
#37
On June 11 2010 04:22 ArvickHero wrote:
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On June 11 2010 03:38 bITt.mAN wrote:
On June 11 2010 03:22 Metronome wrote:
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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None. That is a hardware problem.


None, all they need to do is type "ppp" [wait, or was it "pp" ?] and have Kespa make a bad decision about what to do about it.

Programmers not progamers..



Lol, hilarious.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
crimsn
Profile Joined June 2010
Korea (North)44 Posts
June 10 2010 19:52 GMT
#38
On June 11 2010 02:55 Amber[LighT] wrote:
How many TL members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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~24
-One to make the OP on lightbulbs
-One to argue whether to use a regular lightbulb or an eco-friendly lightbulb
-One to make a theory on how to screw in a light bulb
-One to argue said theory and make an abrupt conclusion about how light bulbs are a republican scheme to make money
-One to argue about how Dustin Browder wants to revolutionize the lightbulb by creating one to do a specific task and to balance the brightness later
-15 to get banned by mods for flaming/trolling
-4 mods, one to close the thread, two others to post in the thread while it's locked mocking the discussion, and the fourth to re-open the thread because he wants to learn more about republicans


25 actually. You forgot someone to make a useless post relating the topic to problems with the community.
North Korea is Best Korea
Atticus.axl
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States456 Posts
June 10 2010 19:57 GMT
#39
How many ska band members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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One to screw it in, and seven others to "Pick it up!Pick it up!Pick it up!Pick it up!Pick it up!Pick it up!Pick it up!"
DoctorHelvetica <3
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 10 2010 20:11 GMT
#40
How many chinese does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Thousands, because Confucious say; "many hands make light work".
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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