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Aha this one made me chuckle.
how many BP workers do you need to screw in a lightbulb+ Show Spoiler + nobody knows but they sure screwed the gulf of mexico over
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?+ Show Spoiler + It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
On June 11 2010 03:56 DeathByMonkeys wrote: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
+ Show Spoiler + It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
Haha, yes! How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?+ Show Spoiler + Two, but it has to be a really big lightbulb.
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How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?+ Show Spoiler + Just one, but it takes 6 episodes.
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On June 11 2010 04:00 Hyde wrote: How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
+ Show Spoiler + Just one, but it takes 6 episodes.
Haha, very nice! Reminds me of Frieza Saga.
How many Saxophonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? (If anyone gets this I'll be pleasantly surprised)+ Show Spoiler + 1, but he has to go through a box of 10 light bulbs to find a good one.
How many Bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?+ Show Spoiler + How many Drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?+ Show Spoiler + We have machines for that kind of thing
On June 11 2010 04:00 Hyde wrote: How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
+ Show Spoiler + Just one, but it takes 6 episodes.
Definitely my favorite so far.
On June 11 2010 04:04 darmousseh wrote: Definitely my favorite so far.
Damn, my guess was "over 9000"...
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On June 11 2010 03:38 bITt.mAN wrote: None, all they need to do is type "ppp" [wait, or was it "pp" ?] and have Kespa make a bad decision about what to do about it.
Programmers not progamers..
How many Blizzard developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + just one but it will take three years before he begins beta testing his light bulb then another 6 months until he finally turns it on.
On June 11 2010 04:20 Feefee wrote: Show nested quote + On June 11 2010 04:04 darmousseh wrote: On June 11 2010 04:00 Hyde wrote: How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
+ Show Spoiler + Just one, but it takes 6 episodes.
Definitely my favorite so far.
Damn, my guess was "over 9000"...
Yeah I was thinking that too, was so ready to congratulate myself. Although the punch line was pretty funny.
On June 11 2010 04:22 Terranist wrote: How many Blizzard developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
+ Show Spoiler + just one but it will take three years before he begins beta testing his light bulb then another 6 months until he finally turns it on.
Hahah My favorite so far! Do you REALLY want light bulbs??
On June 11 2010 04:39 hejakev wrote: Show nested quote + On June 11 2010 04:22 Terranist wrote: How many Blizzard developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
+ Show Spoiler + just one but it will take three years before he begins beta testing his light bulb then another 6 months until he finally turns it on.
Hahah My favorite so far!
Do you REALLY want light bulbs??
We'll give you something SIMILAR to light bulbs, but we can't give you any light bulbs because light bulbs attract pirates
We need some people to think up some good starcraft ones.
On June 11 2010 04:41 [NyC]HoBbes wrote: Show nested quote + On June 11 2010 04:39 hejakev wrote: On June 11 2010 04:22 Terranist wrote: How many Blizzard developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
+ Show Spoiler + just one but it will take three years before he begins beta testing his light bulb then another 6 months until he finally turns it on.
Hahah My favorite so far!
Do you REALLY want light bulbs??
We'll give you something SIMILAR to light bulbs, but we can't give you any light bulbs because light bulbs attract pirates
Well, if we've done our job right in terms of the matchmaking service, then hopefully they won't feel like they'll need light bulbs.
On June 11 2010 04:22 ArvickHero wrote: Show nested quote + On June 11 2010 03:38 bITt.mAN wrote: On June 11 2010 03:22 Metronome wrote: How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
+ Show Spoiler + None. That is a hardware problem.
None, all they need to do is type "ppp" [wait, or was it "pp" ?] and have Kespa make a bad decision about what to do about it.
Programmers not progamers..
Lol, hilarious.
On June 11 2010 02:55 Amber[LighT] wrote: How many TL members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
+ Show Spoiler + ~24 -One to make the OP on lightbulbs -One to argue whether to use a regular lightbulb or an eco-friendly lightbulb -One to make a theory on how to screw in a light bulb -One to argue said theory and make an abrupt conclusion about how light bulbs are a republican scheme to make money -One to argue about how Dustin Browder wants to revolutionize the lightbulb by creating one to do a specific task and to balance the brightness later -15 to get banned by mods for flaming/trolling -4 mods, one to close the thread, two others to post in the thread while it's locked mocking the discussion, and the fourth to re-open the thread because he wants to learn more about republicans
25 actually. You forgot someone to make a useless post relating the topic to problems with the community.
How many ska band members does it take to screw in a light bulb?+ Show Spoiler + One to screw it in, and seven others to "Pick it up!Pick it up!Pick it up!Pick it up!Pick it up!Pick it up!Pick it up!"
How many chinese does it take to screw in a lightbulb?+ Show Spoiler + Thousands, because Confucious say; "many hands make light work".