EPTOn June 11 2010 03:35 redtooth wrote:
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Ah snap, not agaaaaaain
.How many __ does it take to screw in a light bulb? - Page 3
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
Ah snap, not agaaaaaain . | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission. | ||
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Lexpar
1813 Posts
On June 11 2010 03:30 Pika Chu wrote: I believe that's an archon. Heh, yeah i remember the original one for TL.net, very funny :D. Lol Romania! | ||
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exeexe
Denmark937 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + just one but since Michael Jackson just died, that had to be covered first | ||
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tarpman
Canada718 Posts
On June 11 2010 04:02 [NyC]HoBbes wrote: How many Saxophonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? (If anyone gets this I'll be pleasantly surprised) + Show Spoiler + 1, but he has to go through a box of 10 light bulbs to find a good one. hahaha. saxophonists are a stereotype that way I know, but last year I worked for a while with one who absolutely exemplified it. he carried at least 3 or 4 boxes of reeds with him and spent the majority of his warmup time (sometimes as long as 10-15 minutes) looking for a good one only to go through the same procedure again on the break. | ||
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + User was Temp Banned for this Post. | ||
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eLiE
Canada1039 Posts
EDIT: I'll give this a shot How many tall people does it take to change a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + Two. One to hit his head on a working bulb, and the other to laugh at him and screw a new one in. | ||
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AdamBanks
Canada996 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 3, one to hold the light bulb, and two to spin him | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + none, hel'll only promise change | ||
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[NyC]HoBbes
United States803 Posts
On June 11 2010 05:39 tarpman wrote: hahaha. saxophonists are a stereotype that way I know, but last year I worked for a while with one who absolutely exemplified it. he carried at least 3 or 4 boxes of reeds with him and spent the majority of his warmup time (sometimes as long as 10-15 minutes) looking for a good one only to go through the same procedure again on the break. Someone understands it! yay. Reeds are honestly the most annoying fucking thing ever though, they're between $20 and $50 for a box of 10 with one good product in the entire box. | ||
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pyr0ma5ta
United States458 Posts
On June 11 2010 05:49 cursor wrote: How many Mods does it take to screw in a Lighbulb? + Show Spoiler + User was Temp Banned for this Post. bahahahaha. Also, the Mexican one. DBZ one should have been "over 9000" obv. | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 2, 1 to screw the in the light bulb, and 1 to uselessly add facebook integration to it. | ||
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[NyC]HoBbes
United States803 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + That's not funny. | ||
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sleeepy
Canada777 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 20. 1 to hold the light bulb and 19 to drink until the room spins. | ||
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EntertainMe
864 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + You wanna bet? How many Saviors does it take to screw in a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + 2, Savior to hold the lightbulb and Fbh to spin around Savior. | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
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hellokitty[hk]
United States1309 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 1 to fail at it. 13 to criticize his micro. 24 to criticize his macro. 8 to tell him to read the strategy forum rules. 39 to demand a replay. 35 to tell him to memorize his builds and do them over and over. 74 to link him to liquipedia. 26 to not know what they're talking about but post anyway. 9 telling him to cheese instead. 5 to go off on a bragging tangent about how the cheesed a Korean. 2 to watch the replay and give sound advice. How many SC2 players does it take to screw in a light-bulb? + Show Spoiler + Just one. How many believers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? + Show Spoiler + YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT I CAN'T | ||
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Piy
Scotland3152 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Just one, but he gets 2 course credits for it | ||
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XsebT
Denmark2980 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Do you really want lightbulbs? How many kespa referees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + They will never get the job done, but they still send two to screw the Flash | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On June 11 2010 05:55 ilj.psa wrote: How many Barack obama's does it take to screw a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + none, hel'll only promise change I think the joke is supposed to be; How many Barack obama's does it take to change a light bulb? | ||
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