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How many __ does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
June 10 2010 17:38 GMT
#1
I know mine are lame, but I'm sure you guys can come up with good ones.

How many queens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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1 but you gotta do it every 40 seconds.


How many motherships does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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2, or in other words it's impossible.
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Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 17:41:13
June 10 2010 17:40 GMT
#2
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Just two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-11 03:11:31
June 10 2010 17:55 GMT
#3
How many TL members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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~24
-One to make the OP on lightbulbs
-One to argue whether to use a regular lightbulb or an eco-friendly lightbulb
-One to make a theory on how to screw in a light bulb
-One to argue said theory and make an abrupt conclusion about how light bulbs are a republican scheme to make money
-One to argue about how Dustin Browder wants to revolutionize the lightbulb by creating one to do a specific task and to balance the brightness later
-15 to get banned by mods for flaming/trolling
-4 mods, one to close the thread, two others to post in the thread while it's locked mocking the discussion, and the fourth to re-open the thread because he wants to learn more about republicans


reference thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=130349&currentpage=14
"We have unfinished business, I and he."
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 17:59:05
June 10 2010 17:58 GMT
#4
What happened to the "TL.net hall of fame -eternal art" thing at the top where we saw the real version of what amber[light] just posted, along with underwarter basket weaving enthusiasts, microsoft parent thing etc?
SichuanPanda
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1542 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 18:03:37
June 10 2010 18:03 GMT
#5
How many forum trolls does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

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100. 1 to hold the light bulb, 1 to turn that person's swivel chair, and 98 to make troll posts about light bulbs.
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Helium
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
59 Posts
June 10 2010 18:05 GMT
#6
How many Mexicans does it take to screw a light bulb?
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Just Juan
"This debate lacks any sexual intrigue so I am not even paying attention."
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
June 10 2010 18:07 GMT
#7
On June 11 2010 02:55 Amber[LighT] wrote:
How many TL members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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~24
-One to make the OP on lightbulbs
-One to argue whether to use a regular lightbulb or an eco-friendly lightbulb
-One to make a theory on how to screw in a light bulb
-One to argue said theory and make an abrupt conclusion about how light bulbs are a republican scheme to make money
-One to argue about how Dustin Browder wants to revolutionize the lightbulb by creating one to do a specific task and to balance the brightness later
-15 to get banned by mods for flaming/trolling
-4 mods, one to close the thread, two others to post in the thread while it's locked mocking the discussion, and the fourth to re-open the thread because he wants to learn more about republicans




haha I remember this one
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IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
June 10 2010 18:07 GMT
#8
On June 11 2010 03:05 sybris wrote:
How many Mexicans does it take to screw a light bulb?
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Just Juan

I lol'd. Nice one.
Forever Vulture.. :(
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
June 10 2010 18:07 GMT
#9
How many templars does it take to screw a light bulb?
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404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
June 10 2010 18:08 GMT
#10
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote:
How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Rigel of Cyrosea
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada66 Posts
June 10 2010 18:10 GMT
#11
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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2. One to screw it in and one to say "I could've done it better."


How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Fish.
Metronome
Profile Joined October 2008
United States98 Posts
June 10 2010 18:22 GMT
#12
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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None. That is a hardware problem.
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Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
June 10 2010 18:30 GMT
#13
On June 11 2010 03:07 LunarDestiny wrote:
How many templars does it take to screw a light bulb?
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I believe that's an archon.

Heh, yeah i remember the original one for TL.net, very funny :D.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
June 10 2010 18:31 GMT
#14
On June 11 2010 03:05 sybris wrote:
How many Mexicans does it take to screw a light bulb?
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Just Juan

Good one
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darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
June 10 2010 18:32 GMT
#15
How many drones does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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No clue, but we require more minerals (min-eee-ralls)
Developer for http://mtgfiddle.com
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5459 Posts
June 10 2010 18:35 GMT
#16
On June 11 2010 03:30 Pika Chu wrote:
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On June 11 2010 03:07 LunarDestiny wrote:
How many templars does it take to screw a light bulb?
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[image loading]



I believe that's an archon.

Heh, yeah i remember the original one for TL.net, very funny :D.
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myrmidon2537
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Philippines2188 Posts
June 10 2010 18:36 GMT
#17
On June 11 2010 03:05 sybris wrote:
How many Mexicans does it take to screw a light bulb?
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Just Juan


I lol'd in real life, I will now steal your joke and tell my friends.

Pretty old one, there are rotten tomatoes by the right of the stage >_<

How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Just one, but the light bulb must really want to be changed


IPT.PromilKid: I'm only good at Marvel
hejakev
Profile Joined August 2009
Sweden518 Posts
June 10 2010 18:37 GMT
#18
How does M Night Shyamalan screw in a lightbulb?

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With twists

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Except the lightbulb was actually aliens
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
June 10 2010 18:38 GMT
#19
On June 11 2010 03:22 Metronome wrote:
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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None. That is a hardware problem.


None, all they need to do is type "ppp" [wait, or was it "pp" ?] and have Kespa make a bad decision about what to do about it.
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AdunToridas
Profile Joined December 2008
Germany380 Posts
June 10 2010 18:42 GMT
#20
How many Windows 7 users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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100. One is screwing, 99 are clicking away the error messages.
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