EPTHow many queens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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1 but you gotta do it every 40 seconds.
How many motherships does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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2, or in other words it's impossible.
How many __ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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darmousseh
United States3437 Posts
How many queens does it take to screw in a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + How many motherships does it take to screw in a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Lexpar
1813 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Just two, but don't ask me how they got in there. | ||
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Amber[LighT]
United States5078 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ~24 -One to make the OP on lightbulbs -One to argue whether to use a regular lightbulb or an eco-friendly lightbulb -One to make a theory on how to screw in a light bulb -One to argue said theory and make an abrupt conclusion about how light bulbs are a republican scheme to make money -One to argue about how Dustin Browder wants to revolutionize the lightbulb by creating one to do a specific task and to balance the brightness later -15 to get banned by mods for flaming/trolling -4 mods, one to close the thread, two others to post in the thread while it's locked mocking the discussion, and the fourth to re-open the thread because he wants to learn more about republicans reference thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=130349¤tpage=14 | ||
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Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
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SichuanPanda
Canada1542 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 100. 1 to hold the light bulb, 1 to turn that person's swivel chair, and 98 to make troll posts about light bulbs. | ||
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Helium
59 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Just Juan | ||
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
On June 11 2010 02:55 Amber[LighT] wrote: How many TL members does it take to screw in a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + ~24 -One to make the OP on lightbulbs -One to argue whether to use a regular lightbulb or an eco-friendly lightbulb -One to make a theory on how to screw in a light bulb -One to argue said theory and make an abrupt conclusion about how light bulbs are a republican scheme to make money -One to argue about how Dustin Browder wants to revolutionize the lightbulb by creating one to do a specific task and to balance the brightness later -15 to get banned by mods for flaming/trolling -4 mods, one to close the thread, two others to post in the thread while it's locked mocking the discussion, and the fourth to re-open the thread because he wants to learn more about republicans haha I remember this one | ||
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
On June 11 2010 03:05 sybris wrote: How many Mexicans does it take to screw a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + Just Juan I lol'd. Nice one.  | ||
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LunarDestiny
United States4177 Posts
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404.Delirium
United States1190 Posts
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote: How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again | ||
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Rigel of Cyrosea
Canada66 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 2. One to screw it in and one to say "I could've done it better." How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + Fish. | ||
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Metronome
United States98 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + None. That is a hardware problem. | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
On June 11 2010 03:07 LunarDestiny wrote: How many templars does it take to screw a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + I believe that's an archon. Heh, yeah i remember the original one for TL.net, very funny :D. | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
On June 11 2010 03:05 sybris wrote: How many Mexicans does it take to screw a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + Just Juan Good one  | ||
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darmousseh
United States3437 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + No clue, but we require more minerals (min-eee-ralls) | ||
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rredtooth
5461 Posts
On June 11 2010 03:30 Pika Chu wrote: <3 romaniaI believe that's an archon. Heh, yeah i remember the original one for TL.net, very funny :D. | ||
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myrmidon2537
Philippines2188 Posts
On June 11 2010 03:05 sybris wrote: How many Mexicans does it take to screw a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + Just Juan I lol'd in real life, I will now steal your joke and tell my friends. Pretty old one, there are rotten tomatoes by the right of the stage >_< How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + Just one, but the light bulb must really want to be changed | ||
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hejakev
Sweden518 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + With twists + Show Spoiler + Except the lightbulb was actually aliens | ||
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3693 Posts
On June 11 2010 03:22 Metronome wrote: How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + None. That is a hardware problem. None, all they need to do is type "ppp" [wait, or was it "pp" ?] and have Kespa make a bad decision about what to do about it. | ||
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AdunToridas
Germany380 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 100. One is screwing, 99 are clicking away the error messages. | ||
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