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On June 25 2009 10:29 no_re wrote: yo mammas so fat she tried to type pp but typed l;ppo9=l-l;[9p and got banned by KeSpA
On June 25 2009 12:21 jtype wrote: Yo momma's so fat cos she thought "glhf" meant "good luck have food". She still hasn't played her first match yet.
hahahahaha oh my god
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Yo momma's so fat she went to the bathroom and when she came back Yellow had already won an OSL.
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On June 25 2009 14:40 Garnet wrote: Yo momma's so fat she went to the bathroom and when she came back Yellow had already won an OSL.
That's just low man. Low.
Yo momma's so fat for her there's no such thing as a ranged attack. Yo momma's so ugly panicking zealots escape thinking she's an infested terran.
and lastly.. here's my version ^^
+ Show Spoiler +Yo momma's so so stupid she saw Yellow without a third and didn't think a drop was coming.
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Yo mommas so fat, terrans only need 1 of her to wall perfectly on medusa. Yo mommas so ugly even if she cost 0 mineral 0 gas she's still not worth making said wall.
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yo mommas so fat that when yo dad try to kiss her he misses 30% of the time
yo mommas so fat one of the announcers is assigned to yo momma jokes during televised matches
yo mommas so ugly she need a third upgrade category just for her looks
yo mommas so fat she broke format posting a smiley face
yo mommas so fat she doesnt need to go dropships on an island map
yo mommas so dumb her liquibet ranking is terrible
sry, had to post this on my cell phone cuz + Show Spoiler +YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE ATE MY COMPUTER WHEN SHE SAW THE SC2 CAKE THREAD
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Yo momma's so fat that if a Zergling burrowed in her ass she'd never know.
Yo momma's so fat you can't even get her through the front of your MAIN base on Blue Storm.
Yo momma's so fat that a Bunker will be destroyed if you try to put her in it.
Yo momma's so fat that Psionic Storm barely hits a third of her entire body.
Yo momma's so fat you need 10 Observers with sight upgrade just to see her torso.
Yo momma's so fat armor upgrades don't affect her because there is no armor big enough to fit her.
Yo momma's so fat she has to do 1 base play because she has no room to expand.
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yo momma so stupid dark archons can't mind control her
yo momma so fat sunkens and spores can hit her at the same time
yo momma so fat boxer bunker rushed her five times from all directions and had no effect
yo momma so fat she has more gas than the vespene geysers on BGH
yo momma so fat it takes the whole duration of an MSL for korean commentators to say her weight
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yo momma so fat that they used the whole studio as her player box
yo momma so stupid that you need red overlord supply to control her
yo momma so fat that she needs ultralisks to shave her beard
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yo momma so fat her mineral cost is over 9000
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yo momma like a bunker, 4 men inside her
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yo momma so slow i use bcs to harass yo mommas vultures
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On June 25 2009 18:36 Star.Dj wrote: yo momma like a bunker, 4 men inside her
rofl
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your momma's so ugly whenever she goes to watch leta's games he loses
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Your momma's face is the alternative way of getting Zealot speed.
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yo momma's so fat the overmind is actually her anus.
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Germany2762 Posts
yo momma is so fat corsairs can attack her. T_T
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On June 25 2009 20:21 Ilikestarcraft wrote: your momma's so ugly whenever she goes to watch leta's games he loses
LOL.
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On June 25 2009 12:47 Vision wrote: in soviet russia, your mom is skinny! I don't think you get the Soviet Russia joke... It's reverse psychology in terms of flipping words, not anonymity. Your joke is suggesting that everywhere else in the world, skinny is your mom.
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