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Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
June 25 2009 04:01 GMT
#401
On June 25 2009 10:29 no_re wrote:
yo mammas so fat she tried to type pp but typed l;ppo9=l-l;[9p and got banned by KeSpA



On June 25 2009 12:21 jtype wrote:
Yo momma's so fat cos she thought "glhf" meant "good luck have food". She still hasn't played her first match yet.



hahahahaha oh my god
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9049 Posts
June 25 2009 05:40 GMT
#402
Yo momma's so fat she went to the bathroom and when she came back Yellow had already won an OSL.
bias-
Profile Joined October 2004
United States410 Posts
June 25 2009 06:03 GMT
#403
On June 25 2009 14:40 Garnet wrote:
Yo momma's so fat she went to the bathroom and when she came back Yellow had already won an OSL.


That's just low man. Low.

Yo momma's so fat for her there's no such thing as a ranged attack.
Yo momma's so ugly panicking zealots escape thinking she's an infested terran.

and lastly.. here's my version ^^

+ Show Spoiler +
Yo momma's so so stupid she saw Yellow without a third and didn't think a drop was coming.
For serious minds, a bias recognized is a bias sterilized.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
June 25 2009 06:03 GMT
#404
Yo mommas so fat, terrans only need 1 of her to wall perfectly on medusa.
Yo mommas so ugly even if she cost 0 mineral 0 gas she's still not worth making said wall.
meow
Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
June 25 2009 06:34 GMT
#405
yo mommas so fat that when yo dad try to kiss her he misses 30% of the time

yo mommas so fat one of the announcers is assigned to yo momma jokes during televised matches

yo mommas so ugly she need a third upgrade category just for her looks

yo mommas so fat she broke format posting a smiley face

yo mommas so fat she doesnt need to go dropships on an island map

yo mommas so dumb her liquibet ranking is terrible

sry, had to post this on my cell phone cuz + Show Spoiler +
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE ATE MY COMPUTER WHEN SHE SAW THE SC2 CAKE THREAD
caldo149
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States469 Posts
June 25 2009 07:08 GMT
#406
Yo momma's so fat that if a Zergling burrowed in her ass she'd never know.

Yo momma's so fat you can't even get her through the front of your MAIN base on Blue Storm.

Yo momma's so fat that a Bunker will be destroyed if you try to put her in it.

Yo momma's so fat that Psionic Storm barely hits a third of her entire body.

Yo momma's so fat you need 10 Observers with sight upgrade just to see her torso.

Yo momma's so fat armor upgrades don't affect her because there is no armor big enough to fit her.

Yo momma's so fat she has to do 1 base play because she has no room to expand.
Hellions are my homeboys
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
June 25 2009 07:22 GMT
#407
yo momma so stupid dark archons can't mind control her

yo momma so fat sunkens and spores can hit her at the same time

yo momma so fat boxer bunker rushed her five times from all directions and had no effect

yo momma so fat she has more gas than the vespene geysers on BGH

yo momma so fat it takes the whole duration of an MSL for korean commentators to say her weight



groro
Profile Joined March 2009
67 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 09:03:50
June 25 2009 08:58 GMT
#408
yo momma so fat that they used the whole studio as her player box

yo momma so stupid that you need red overlord supply to control her

yo momma so fat that she needs ultralisks to shave her beard
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
June 25 2009 09:13 GMT
#409
yo momma so fat her mineral cost is over 9000
OMG you nasty gurl
Star.Dj
Profile Joined August 2007
United States71 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 09:37:04
June 25 2009 09:36 GMT
#410
yo momma like a bunker, 4 men inside her
groro
Profile Joined March 2009
67 Posts
June 25 2009 10:16 GMT
#411
yo momma so slow i use bcs to harass yo mommas vultures
[pG]Archi
Profile Joined July 2004
Germany354 Posts
June 25 2009 10:32 GMT
#412
On June 25 2009 18:36 Star.Dj wrote:
yo momma like a bunker, 4 men inside her


rofl
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
June 25 2009 11:21 GMT
#413
your momma's so ugly whenever she goes to watch leta's games he loses

ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
June 25 2009 12:29 GMT
#414
Your momma's face is the alternative way of getting Zealot speed.
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
June 25 2009 12:39 GMT
#415
yo momma's so fat the overmind is actually her anus.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
June 25 2009 12:41 GMT
#416
yo momma is so fat corsairs can attack her. T_T
http://twitter.com/jhNz
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
June 25 2009 12:42 GMT
#417
LOL
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
June 25 2009 12:47 GMT
#418
LOL this thread
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
June 25 2009 13:06 GMT
#419
On June 25 2009 20:21 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
your momma's so ugly whenever she goes to watch leta's games he loses


LOL.
dats racist
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 25 2009 13:10 GMT
#420
On June 25 2009 12:47 Vision wrote:
in soviet russia, your mom is skinny!

I don't think you get the Soviet Russia joke... It's reverse psychology in terms of flipping words, not anonymity.
Your joke is suggesting that everywhere else in the world, skinny is your mom.
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