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tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-24 01:45:46
March 23 2006 07:51 GMT
#1
-yo momma so fat when a defiler consume her he died on high cholesterol.
-yo momma so fat even boxer cant micro her
-yo momma so fat when a templar hallucinate her blizzard had to make a new patch.
-Yo momma so fat she takes all three hits from a muta.
-yo momma so fat she doest fit in the defense matrix q8D
-Your momma's so fat July had to get a new nickname.
-Yo momma is so ugly, medics blind themselves.
-Yo momma is so fat she sat on a creep colony and made a sunken colony.
-yo momma so ugly hydralisk has a new evolution in SC
-Yo momma's so fat when she gets stasised, nothing else can move
-YO momma is so fat SHE GOT STUCK WHILE GOING THRU THE NYDUS CANAL!!!!1111
-yo momma's so fat she got in the dropship and it crashed
-Yo mommas so fat, she can only be recalled by herself.
-Yo momma is so smelly she replaced the spell irradiate.
-YO momma is so fat she doesnt get crabs... she gets Zerglings LOL!
-yo momma is so fat she thought a battlecruiser yamato gun was static electricity from dragging her fat feet with socks on the ground !1
- yo momma is so fat she has the zerg spawning pool as SOUP!!!1
- you momma is so fat that it takes 3 larvas to morph her.
-Yo momma so fat blizzard had to raise the supply limit from 200 to 400 hundred to make her buildable.
-Yo mamma so fat that people had to upgrade their crappy sc computers with the latest parts to handle the load when someone did the yo momma build.
-Yo momma so fat she gave birth to an Ultralisk.
-Yo momma so fat she gets 7000 APM every game because her fingers are so fat they spam 6 keys at once. (lol)
-Yo momma so fat she uses julyzerg as a toothpick
-Yo momma so fat a dark swarm only covers 1 of her ass cheeks
-Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through
-Yo momma so fat, that under an arbiter, she could only be partially cloaked at any one time...
-Yo momma so fat Blizzard had to add a whole new armor class. Now there's small, medium, large, and YOUR MOTHER.
-Yo Momma is so fat she SIT SAT like 1k-JACK
-Yo momma so fat, protoss gave up trying to warp her in from Aiur. (LoL)
-Yo momma so fat, she cried when she saw this topic.
-yo momma so fat arbiters have to recall her in sections.
-yo momma so fat she takes up 2 slots
-yo momma so fat she wont fit inside a carrier
-yo momma so fat it takes two yamato shots just to wake her up
-yo momma so fat she takes up the whole medic energy to charge 1 hp
-yo momma so fat she blocks a bridge on gaia
-yo momma so dumb that reaver AI would beat her in chess
-Your momma so fat she flattened all the ramps on RoV.
-yo momma so fat when she block the ramp in rpoint blizzard realized tvp was unbalanced.
-yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule.
-Yo momma's so fat, the protoss already have carriers by the time the 4-pool arrives
-Yo momma's so fat, the Dark Archon ended world hunger when he used feedback on her.
-Yo momma's so nasty, spider mines won't dare to trigger when she walks over them.
-Yo momma's so ugly, the ultralisk learned burrow to escape from her.
-Yo momma's so fat, she redefines the meaning of splash damage.
-Yo momma's so stupid she destroys her own bunkers to get the marines back out.
-Yo momma's so fat stim pack doesn't do any effect on her.
-Yo momma's so fat she eats queen's broodling.
-Yo momma's so fat she provokes nuclear-like effect when she farts.
-Yo momma's so fat she made Norad II crash.
-Yo momma's so fat , every templars morphing together can't match her size.
-Yo momma's so fat terran building can't fly when she in them.
-Yo momma's so fat when siege tank hits her it does concussive damage
-Yo momma's so fat, that nukes only pinge her.
-Yo momma's so fat, she ate all the expansions before the game start.
-Yo momma is so ugly player 12 went into neutral after seeing her.
-Yo mama's so fat when she sits it makes a siege sound.
-Yo momma's so fat , starcraft low system requirement are now obsolete.
-Yo momma's so fat, plague doesnt even lower her hp (health points).
-yo momma's so fat, she only can be played in (8) Player maps
-you mama's so fat she couldn't make hotkeys cuz her fingers were too fat and got 10 apm and lost gg. no re
-yo mama's so ugly infested terran's ran away from her
-yo mama's so ugly scourges killed themselves
-yo mama's so fat she got out-run by an ensnared-reaver
-yo mama's so fat drone drill failed
-yo mama's so fat nukes rebounded and killed the Terran
-yo mama's so fat only 1 of her can fit in a bunker
-yo mama's so fat it takes a fully-charged shield battery to charge her
-yo mama's so fat she sat on a burrowed lurker and it died
-yo mama's so fat my bw crashed
-Your momma's so fat when she sits around the hatch she sits AROUND THE HATCH.
-yo momma so fat she sat on LT and turned it into Luna
-yo momma so fat it costs 250 mana to recall her
-yo momma so fat it costs 250 mana to maelstrom her
-Yo momma so fat that she ate the cloak symbol because she thought it was a donut
-Yo momma so fat that after eating Mexican she has more gas than 4 Vesp Geysers.
-your mommas so fat splash damage doesnt work around her.
-yo momma so fat she cant even moving 1 nano meter without dying of tiredness
-YO mamma is such a man and so fat that when she had an erection it made the sound and looked like a Siege tank!!!!1
-yo momma's so fat, she has to hotkey her ass in case she feels itchy
-yo momma's so fat,the overlords decided to go on a strike
-yo momma's so fat, she has to send a drone to see what's goin on with her toes
-yo momma's so fat,the koreans scream "dropaaaaaa!!" every time she moves a step
-yo momma so fat, when she farts, the cloud is bigger then dark swarm and the damage is more than a nuclear silo
-yo momma's so fat, blizzard had to remove all vesp geysers from the game, your mom had more then enough gas!
-yo momma's so fat, she's bigger then testie's ego!
-yo momma's so fat, pusan's macro gave away before he could finish building her!
-Your momma's so fat she ate Big Game Hunters and shitted out The Hunters.
-Your momma's so big Bill had to remake LT for 'playability' issues.
-Your momma's so fat only parts of her can be hotkeyed.
-Your momma's so big she uses her arms as bridges on Dire Straights and 4 pools everygame.
-Your momma's so fat she refuses to play BloodBath because she can 'never leave her base'.
-Your momma's so fat you can't NOT storm her when casting.
-Your momma's so big OGN has to place the map name on the top right of the screen because noone can ever identify the map when she's playing.
-Your momma's so big new players often mistake her for a building.
-Yo momma's so fat she tried to join a game and got stuck.
-yo mmoma so fat that now protoss have Nukes when she farts.
-Yo momma's so lame, she can encode MP3s
-Yo mommas so fat, she freezes Missile Turrets
-Yo mommas so fat, Interceptors explode as soon as they're done building
-Yo momma so fat, it takes an hour to d/c.
-yo momma so stupid, DA's don't need any mana to MC her
-Yo mamma so fat she only fit on 256x256 map
-yo momma so fat echoofdream change race to terran
-Yo momma sooooooooo fat that she took up all the supply. 200/200




LoL
LegendaryDreams
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada1350 Posts
March 23 2006 07:52 GMT
#2
yo momma thinks this topic is lame
call me moxie
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20070 Posts
March 23 2006 07:54 GMT
#3
Yo momma so fat she takes all three hits from a muta.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 23 2006 07:54 GMT
#4
lOlOLOL
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 23 2006 07:55 GMT
#5
- yo momma so fat she doest fit in the defense matrix q8D
5HITCOMBO
Profile Joined March 2006
Japan2239 Posts
March 23 2006 07:55 GMT
#6
Should be templar, not arbiter, in the first post.
I live in perpetual fear of terrorists and studio gangsters
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
March 23 2006 07:55 GMT
#7
Your momma's so fat July had to get a new nickname.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
LegendaryDreams
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada1350 Posts
March 23 2006 08:00 GMT
#8
today during class i was talking to 3 white guys (assume i am asian)
we were talking about marks
guy 1: im ok with 80s, my parents insist of 90s tho, its so fustrating
guy 2 : i know what you mean, my parents are turning asian
guy 3: ya my parents are turning asian as well
me: my parents are turning white
call me moxie
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
March 23 2006 08:00 GMT
#9
Yo momma is so ugly, medics blind themselves.

Yo momma is so fat she sat on a creep colony and made a sunken colony.
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tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 23 2006 08:02 GMT
#10
hhAHA

yo momma so ugly hydralisk has a new evolution in SC2
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
March 23 2006 08:03 GMT
#11
dejA vus all over
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
matamata
Profile Joined February 2005
United States133 Posts
March 23 2006 08:03 GMT
#12
Yo momma's so fat when she gets stasised, nothing else can move.

I suck ;(
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 23 2006 08:05 GMT
#13
i make a list
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
March 23 2006 08:08 GMT
#14
YO momma is so fat SHE GOT STUCK WHILE GOING THRU THE NYDUS CANAL!!!!1111
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
March 23 2006 08:12 GMT
#15
yo momma's so fat she got in the dropship and it crashed
I put the fu in fun
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
March 23 2006 08:16 GMT
#16
Yo mommas so fat, she can only be recalled by herself.
secret base
I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
March 23 2006 08:17 GMT
#17
LegendaryDreams"

today during class i was talking to 3 white guys (assume i am asian)"

To say that is to say that no black people, haspanic, or west Indian people play BW.
A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
March 23 2006 08:21 GMT
#18
On March 23 2006 17:12 comabreaded wrote:
yo momma's so fat she got in the dropship and it crashed


rofl
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
LegendaryDreams
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada1350 Posts
March 23 2006 08:24 GMT
#19
On March 23 2006 17:17 I-Emerge wrote:
LegendaryDreams"

today during class i was talking to 3 white guys (assume i am asian)"

To say that is to say that no black people, haspanic, or west Indian people play BW.

whats wrong with that joke? i acutally considered saying it really
call me moxie
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20070 Posts
March 23 2006 08:27 GMT
#20
Yo momma is so smelly she replaced the spell irradiate.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
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