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KvkG
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States65 Posts
December 26 2009 19:44 GMT
#481
yo momma so fat, plague barely does any damage to her.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
SickTighT
Profile Joined April 2007
United States337 Posts
December 26 2009 19:46 GMT
#482
oh god why doesn't this thread die??
aka's Is[fOrGe], f0cUs)Panic
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
December 26 2009 19:46 GMT
#483
this is an incredible thread
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 26 2009 19:46 GMT
#484
On December 27 2009 04:29 Skullfire wrote:
Yo momma so fat she covers the WHOLE map.



XD


I don't believe making an account to do this was necessary.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
December 26 2009 19:49 GMT
#485
On December 27 2009 04:29 Skullfire wrote:
Yo momma so fat she covers the WHOLE map.



XD


Wow...you made an account, and then searched through all of the super old threads, and out of all of them, you decide to post in this 1?

AT LEAST have a joke thats somewhat funny.....that one's just fail.
WheelOfTime
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada331 Posts
December 26 2009 20:03 GMT
#486
These are GOLD.

I am lol'ing so hard.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
December 26 2009 20:17 GMT
#487
On December 27 2009 04:29 Skullfire wrote:
Yo momma so fat she covers the WHOLE map.



XD

nice first post



XD
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 20:23:46
December 26 2009 20:23 GMT
#488
yo momma so hot when she walks down the isle ima explode in her mouth.
+ Show Spoiler +
a baneling duh!
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
December 26 2009 20:35 GMT
#489
Thread, why won't you just die :/
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
mcJ
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark322 Posts
December 26 2009 20:40 GMT
#490
yo momma is so fat that she is the fog of war
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
December 26 2009 20:40 GMT
#491
yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
December 26 2009 20:45 GMT
#492
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote:
yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge

LOL
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
O-ops
Profile Joined February 2009
United States4236 Posts
December 26 2009 20:47 GMT
#493
On December 27 2009 05:45 ZeroCartin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote:
yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge

LOL



Yo mama is + Show Spoiler +
Jaedong?
Fan of the Jangbanger
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9776 Posts
December 26 2009 20:48 GMT
#494
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote:
yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge


LOL
this is awesome
boomer hands
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 21:03:47
December 26 2009 20:57 GMT
#495
Your mother is so stupid, that when she came upon the finest Khaydarin crystal ever made, that was inlaid into the amulet of Adun himself to herald a new age of pristine majesty among the warring Protoss tribes, she thought to herself, "behold, for if I use this in my BeDazzler, I will have some cute pimp shit to wear." But then, with the purest crystal defiled, unspeakable, horrible, cosmic forces consumed the souls of even the strongest warriors, and evaporated the bright stars that brought life to the Protoss worlds, leaving naught but cold, black, and empty shells scattered throughout the dead cosmos.

Edit: Shit, I swear I did not read MorningMusume's post before writing this, but credit to him for coming up with the idea first.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 21:05:23
December 26 2009 21:05 GMT
#496
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote:
yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge


Hahahahaha

edit: 7-rax
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Intr3pid
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Switzerland336 Posts
December 26 2009 21:06 GMT
#497
Your momma is so ugly even Ultralisks burrow when they see her.
cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
December 26 2009 22:06 GMT
#498
Your momma, please lock this thread.
HS: cascades#1595 || LoL: stoppin
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
December 26 2009 22:12 GMT
#499
On December 27 2009 05:45 ZeroCartin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote:
yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge

LOL


The better part of this is that there are many similar posts in this thread: topical jokes that aren't funny except that they are a reference to a recent (sc) event. There's a lot of sc history contained in this thread in that way, encapsulated in jokes that don't seem to make sense but people seem to be quoting and laughing at.
wifebeater
Profile Joined January 2008
178 Posts
December 26 2009 22:21 GMT
#500
On December 27 2009 04:29 Skullfire wrote:
Yo momma so fat she covers the WHOLE map.



XD


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