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ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 22:47:15
December 26 2009 22:31 GMT
#501
yo momma is so stupid she torrented Avatar and enjoyed the movie, specially its " strong plot" and " overall insightfull storyline"

yo moma is so fat, she had to wear 3D Contact lenses to watch avatar since the regulars didn't fit
MorroW
Profile Joined August 2008
Sweden3522 Posts
December 26 2009 22:42 GMT
#502
yo mamma is so fat u need to play team melee to build her
Progamerpls no copy pasterino
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
December 26 2009 22:46 GMT
#503
Yo momma so dirty her wire-frame is brown.
Chains none
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
December 26 2009 22:48 GMT
#504
On December 27 2009 07:46 LordWeird wrote:
Yo momma so dirty her wire-frame is brown.


and

On December 27 2009 07:31 ilj.psa wrote:
yo momma is so stupid she torrented Avatar and enjoyed the movie, specially its " strong plot" and " overall insightfull storyline"

yo moma is so fat, she had to wear 3D Contact lenses to watch avatar since the regulars didn't fit


These aren't even broodwar related. Get the fuck out.
meow
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 26 2009 22:51 GMT
#505
On December 27 2009 07:48 Probe. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 07:46 LordWeird wrote:
Yo momma so dirty her wire-frame is brown.


and

Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 07:31 ilj.psa wrote:
yo momma is so stupid she torrented Avatar and enjoyed the movie, specially its " strong plot" and " overall insightfull storyline"

yo moma is so fat, she had to wear 3D Contact lenses to watch avatar since the regulars didn't fit


These aren't even broodwar related. Get the fuck out.


On December 27 2009 07:46 LordWeird wrote:
Yo momma so dirty her wire-frame is brown.


well arent we stupid today
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
December 26 2009 23:02 GMT
#506
Yo mama does so many weird BOs that IdrA keeps on losing to her because "he's never played against such stupid shit before."
Heimatloser
Profile Joined March 2009
Germany1494 Posts
December 26 2009 23:14 GMT
#507
yo mama is so fat, she needs more than 200 supply
All what KT currently needs is a Zerg and a second Terran
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 23:27:03
December 26 2009 23:17 GMT
#508
On December 27 2009 07:48 Probe. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 07:46 LordWeird wrote:
Yo momma so dirty her wire-frame is brown.


and

Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 07:31 ilj.psa wrote:
yo momma is so stupid she torrented Avatar and enjoyed the movie, specially its " strong plot" and " overall insightfull storyline"

yo moma is so fat, she had to wear 3D Contact lenses to watch avatar since the regulars didn't fit


These aren't even broodwar related. Get the fuck out.

well in my defense ITS THE SAME UNITS MAN
if you see no correlation between avatar and brood war units perhaps you should get the fuck out
hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-27 07:44:14
December 27 2009 07:43 GMT
#509
Yo mamma's so fat even bisu couldn't sneak a DT past her.
Yo mamma's so good at macro she mines-out expands faster than iloveeoov.
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
SkylineSC
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States564 Posts
December 27 2009 19:24 GMT
#510
yo mamma's so fat blizzard had to open a new portal for her to play in.
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
December 27 2009 19:45 GMT
#511
yo momma's so fat, she has to operate in extra high latency just so she wont make the whole world lag
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
December 27 2009 19:46 GMT
#512
You momma is ok overall, but for some reason Zerg Drones try to morph an extractor on her ass.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 27 2009 19:48 GMT
#513
On December 27 2009 05:47 O-ops wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 05:45 ZeroCartin wrote:
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote:
yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge

LOL



Yo mama is + Show Spoiler +
Jaedong?

Pfft, I wish... Despite past disappointments.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-27 21:54:03
December 27 2009 21:47 GMT
#514
On December 27 2009 08:02 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Yo mama does so many weird BOs that IdrA keeps on losing to her because "he's never played against such stupid shit before."

this reminded me
yo moma is so fat she covers the whole map and Idra always loses saying "she wins by doing nothing"
Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
December 28 2009 16:59 GMT
#515
yo momma so stupid iccup had to create a rank below D-!
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you can't see the fall ahead of you? - Zeratul III AKA WikidSik ingame (anygame)
wo0py
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Netherlands922 Posts
December 28 2009 17:52 GMT
#516
Yo Momma is so fat, that Blizzard put an entire design team on her to get her in SC2 and she alone is the reason we're still waiting for the Beta
We shouldnt recreate anger of the non-virtual world
JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
December 28 2009 17:55 GMT
#517
Yo Momma is so fat that it is a good talent toi have
The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
December 28 2009 18:12 GMT
#518
Yo momma is so fun that she can play broodwar without being all weird and last-generation.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
GW.Methos
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States249 Posts
December 28 2009 18:36 GMT
#519
On March 23 2006 16:51 tadste wrote:

-YO momma is so fat SHE GOT STUCK WHILE GOING THRU THE NYDUS CANAL!!!!1111





this
i.pwn.n00bs
Triple7
Profile Joined April 2009
United States656 Posts
December 28 2009 18:54 GMT
#520
Yo momma's so stupid she still thinks YellOw can't defend against bunker rushes.
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