EPTYour mother is so ugly, when overlords see her they get speed upgraded and fly away.
Yo MOMMA BW jokes - Page 27
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Altair
243 Posts
Your mother is so ugly, when overlords see her they get speed upgraded and fly away. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
Ya mumma is so dumb, she tried to counter stalkers with a phone call to 911. And then got an interview with Oprah. Ya mumma is so fat, that pvz became imba because she kept eating all the larvae. | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
Yo momma so stupid she dies to an in-base 2 gate proxy even when she scouted the pylon YO momma so fat that when you even attempt to build her "no more units can be created" and windows encounters THREE fatal system errors and all the .dll's in the windows folder delete themselves rendering the computer useless yo momma so stupid she set the latency to extra high at the start of the game on fastest possible V 2.0 Yo momma SO DUMB she 5 fac without goliath or scan hahaha | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On March 25 2006 14:24 Nightwish wrote: Warning! Yo mommas so fat, air unitz will glitch out the map if u put them on one group yo mammas so fat she eats cracklings to become high yo mammas so fat Ultralisks have to renamed in minilisk yo mammas so fat lockdown has obviously no effekt on her speed yo mammas so fat psi storm makes her a strange hair - dress only yo mammas so big she has to wear a light on her head to stop air unitz hitting her by accident LOL these are the best | ||
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Corrupt
Bulgaria1312 Posts
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cz
United States3249 Posts
"-Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through" | ||
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StorrZerg
United States13921 Posts
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Waffles
Romania605 Posts
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Bajadulce
United States322 Posts
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Bajadulce
United States322 Posts
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
On December 30 2009 09:48 cz wrote: Everytime this thread gets bumped I look for my favorite joke in the thread, and it's always this one: "-Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through" oh god, gold! roflll | ||
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Vestige
United States303 Posts
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Neos
United States400 Posts
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Iplaythings
Denmark9110 Posts
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phaleos
Australia105 Posts
Your mom is so fat, dark swarm doesn't prevent her from taking damage. Your mom is so fat, valkeries and corsairs can hit her. Your mom is so fat, her death animation plays for 5 years. Your mom is so fat, spawn broodlign spawns 5 billion broodlings. Your mom is so fat, when she consumes an ultralisk, she recovers 1 mana. Your mom is so fat, 'walking' costs her 250 mana. Your mom is so fat, when she stepped out of the way, Dark templar's home planet has sun light again. Your mom is so fat, she triggers every spider mine on the map. Your mom is so fat, irradiate does nothign to her. | ||
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maniac1122
United States111 Posts
You guys probably alright watch pure pwnage. I felt so sad that i understood jeremy's jokes. User was warned for this post | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
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Taekwon
United States8155 Posts
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FraCuS
United States1072 Posts
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ejac
United States1195 Posts
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