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Altair
Profile Joined August 2009
243 Posts
December 28 2009 19:21 GMT
#521
Your mother is so fat a marine would need range upgrade to kill her. If your mother was an infested her explosion would recreate the Big Bang.

Your mother is so ugly, when overlords see her they get speed upgraded and fly away.

sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-29 20:05:37
December 29 2009 19:53 GMT
#522
Ya mumma is sooo olddd, that when zeratul sees her he says 'oh hi grandma'.

Ya mumma is so dumb, she tried to counter stalkers with a phone call to 911. And then got an interview with Oprah.

Ya mumma is so fat, that pvz became imba because she kept eating all the larvae.







Come play Android Netrunner - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=409008
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
December 29 2009 20:15 GMT
#523
LOL i love this fuckin thread, it will never die!

Yo momma so stupid she dies to an in-base 2 gate proxy even when she scouted the pylon

YO momma so fat that when you even attempt to build her "no more units can be created" and windows encounters THREE fatal system errors and all the .dll's in the windows folder delete themselves rendering the computer useless

yo momma so stupid she set the latency to extra high at the start of the game on fastest possible V 2.0

Yo momma SO DUMB she 5 fac without goliath or scan hahaha
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
December 29 2009 20:15 GMT
#524
On March 25 2006 14:24 Nightwish wrote:
Warning! Yo mommas so fat, air unitz will glitch out the map if u put them on one group

yo mammas so fat she eats cracklings to become high

yo mammas so fat Ultralisks have to renamed in minilisk

yo mammas so fat lockdown has obviously no effekt on her speed

yo mammas so fat psi storm makes her a strange hair - dress only

yo mammas so big she has to wear a light on her head to stop air unitz hitting her by accident



LOL these are the best
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Corrupt
Profile Joined August 2009
Bulgaria1312 Posts
December 30 2009 00:30 GMT
#525
yo mama so fat, it takes 5 arbiters to recall her
Just a guy trying to enjoy living in the worst timeline and failing miserably since 1990.
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
December 30 2009 00:48 GMT
#526
Everytime this thread gets bumped I look for my favorite joke in the thread, and it's always this one:

"-Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through"
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
December 30 2009 01:00 GMT
#527
that one is good xD
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Waffles
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Romania605 Posts
December 30 2009 01:52 GMT
#528
yo momma so fat, she is the simcity.
Bajadulce
Profile Joined October 2004
United States322 Posts
December 30 2009 09:24 GMT
#529
I think the momma that gave birth to the dude that necro'd this thread needs to be congratulated on her fine offspring. Go join TL.net and find the oldest thread you can and make a good joke son! Make momma proud! Make momma proud!
Planar Erratus: (www.broodwarai.com/mods/peai) Where the worlds of Baldur’s Gate, Arcanum, Diablo, Icewind Dale, Torment, and Warcraft collide with Starcraft. Don't question, just play! ... Dedicated to all my TL.net friends and old schoolers!
Bajadulce
Profile Joined October 2004
United States322 Posts
December 30 2009 09:26 GMT
#530
.... oh and bring home the bacon.. Momma's hungry!
Planar Erratus: (www.broodwarai.com/mods/peai) Where the worlds of Baldur’s Gate, Arcanum, Diablo, Icewind Dale, Torment, and Warcraft collide with Starcraft. Don't question, just play! ... Dedicated to all my TL.net friends and old schoolers!
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
December 30 2009 09:29 GMT
#531
On December 30 2009 09:48 cz wrote:
Everytime this thread gets bumped I look for my favorite joke in the thread, and it's always this one:

"-Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through"

oh god, gold! roflll
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Vestige
Profile Joined November 2009
United States303 Posts
December 30 2009 10:09 GMT
#532
yo momma so fat, she drank the spawning pool
"You'd wish it were hell"
Neos
Profile Joined June 2009
United States400 Posts
December 30 2009 10:38 GMT
#533
Yo momma so fat, she gets STDs from the spire.
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
December 30 2009 11:24 GMT
#534
Your momma is so fat that she can be hit by scourges and guards at the same time
In the woods, there lurks..
phaleos
Profile Joined December 2009
Australia105 Posts
December 30 2009 11:31 GMT
#535
My lame attempt:

Your mom is so fat, dark swarm doesn't prevent her from taking damage.
Your mom is so fat, valkeries and corsairs can hit her.
Your mom is so fat, her death animation plays for 5 years.
Your mom is so fat, spawn broodlign spawns 5 billion broodlings.
Your mom is so fat, when she consumes an ultralisk, she recovers 1 mana.
Your mom is so fat, 'walking' costs her 250 mana.
Your mom is so fat, when she stepped out of the way, Dark templar's home planet has sun light again.
Your mom is so fat, she triggers every spider mine on the map.
Your mom is so fat, irradiate does nothign to her.
The very essential of quoting... is not having one.
maniac1122
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States111 Posts
June 09 2010 02:50 GMT
#536
http://purepwnage.com/teh_tv_show/production_blog/jeremys-stand-routine
You guys probably alright watch pure pwnage. I felt so sad that i understood jeremy's jokes.

User was warned for this post
twitch.tv/maniac1122 go follow please
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
June 09 2010 02:54 GMT
#537
Rofl so many good bumps.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Taekwon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8155 Posts
June 09 2010 02:57 GMT
#538
Yo momma so ugly that Ultralisks learned to burrow to hide form her
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FraCuS
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1072 Posts
June 09 2010 04:03 GMT
#539
your momma is so fat, the terran thought she was the overmind.
Apink/Girl's Day/miss A/IU/Crayon Pop/Sistar/Exo K :D l Kpop and Kdrama Enthusiast
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
June 09 2010 04:07 GMT
#540
Yo mamma so ugly, medics used optical flare on themselves.
esq>n
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