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Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9048 Posts
June 26 2009 09:16 GMT
#461
Yo momma's so fat a nuke could only kill her feet.
Mongery
Profile Joined May 2009
892 Posts
June 26 2009 09:34 GMT
#462
Childs play!
http://www.twitch.tv/mongery_tv https://www.esportsearnings.com/players/27699-mongery-
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
June 26 2009 10:03 GMT
#463
Yo momma's so fat I glitch temples through her.
My strategy is to fork people.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
June 26 2009 10:28 GMT
#464
yo momma's so fat using hallucination on her causes the blue screen of death
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
400lb White Girl
Profile Joined April 2009
United States83 Posts
June 26 2009 10:35 GMT
#465
Yo momma's so dumb psionic storm gives her a rash
Kolean.Tellan
Profile Joined May 2008
Belgium217 Posts
June 26 2009 11:39 GMT
#466
Yo momma's so fat you cant get her cornered
you can no more win a war then you can win an earthquake.
Star.Dj
Profile Joined August 2007
United States71 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 12:37:29
June 26 2009 12:30 GMT
#467
Yo momma so fat when she unburrows SC freezes
Yo momma so fat when she logs on ICCup the server goes down
Yo momma so fat consuming ultralisks gives her no energy
Yo momma so fat SC crashes when shes hallucinated
Yo momma so fat she can't stop consuming
Yo momma so dumb she went to ICCup for a drink
Yo momma so dumb she thought Combat-EX wouldn't dodge her
Yo momma so dumb shes still waiting for savior to destroy everyone in 2009
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
June 26 2009 13:01 GMT
#468
On June 25 2009 16:22 Perguvious wrote:
yo momma so fat boxer bunker rushed her five times from all directions and had no effect


hahaha
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Teh_Arbitur
Profile Joined December 2008
Sweden60 Posts
June 26 2009 14:21 GMT
#469
Yo momma so fat that when she stumbled she created the map Blue Storm.
Yo momma so dumb she actually tried to construct additional pylons. (shes a zerg unit, right?)
Yo momma so stubborn she got stuck in the narrow ramp in 815.
Yo momma so fat that she takes 3 slots in one game.
Yo momma so fat they are planning to make 894x894 dimension maps for SC2.
Yo momma so smart she unplugs the internet when she loses a iccup game.
Yo momma so ugly they invented the command Burrow.
Yo momma so fat that using spawn broodling on her crashes the game.
Yo momma so fat that landing a building on her actually destroys the building itself.
Yo momma so stupid shes laughing as she reads this thread
fearus wrote: How is Bisu going to be able to concentrate with his striking good looks staring back at him? Conspiracy!!!!
VarsityUser
Profile Joined June 2009
United States84 Posts
June 26 2009 14:37 GMT
#470
yo mama so ugly that she has 24 pages of virgins making brood war mama jokes
If its not too much to ask, I'd like my stats returned. I feel I deserve them - Combat-EX
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
June 26 2009 14:47 GMT
#471
Yo momma sweats zerg creep.
http://twitter.com/jhNz
Rukis
Profile Joined April 2009
United States252 Posts
June 26 2009 17:38 GMT
#472
Ok First if shes that fat why in the world would take?
"-Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through" id say DAMN!
Flash was the Genius, Nada was the true god.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 26 2009 17:47 GMT
#473
On June 26 2009 18:34 SiGurD wrote:
Childs play!

Yo momma is so stupid she got banned 37 times, and still manage to get more posts than you in each account.
ThatGuy
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada695 Posts
June 26 2009 18:37 GMT
#474
Yo momma is so hairy that people mistook her for Pandabearguy.
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
June 26 2009 18:41 GMT
#475
Yo momma is julyzerg
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
June 26 2009 18:42 GMT
#476
yo momma so fat, not even combat-ex could dodge her.
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
June 26 2009 19:20 GMT
#477
On June 27 2009 03:42 SnowFantasy wrote:
yo momma so fat, not even combat-ex could dodge her.

Ahahahah that's great. :D
FaTe)SoL
Profile Joined March 2009
Canada110 Posts
June 26 2009 19:30 GMT
#478
Yo momma's so fat, she thought (Z)815 was her weight
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity but, why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Aerox
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Malaysia1213 Posts
June 27 2009 01:17 GMT
#479
yo momma's so fat she caused the black hole to not work by being on the other side.

yo momma's so fat all siege tanks got confused to hit her or not.

yo momma's so fat noone is able to build anything

yo momma's so fat she protected the Earth from JulyZerg
"Eyes in the sky."
Skullfire
Profile Joined December 2009
United States1 Post
December 26 2009 19:29 GMT
#480
Yo momma so fat she covers the WHOLE map.



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