• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 19:16
CEST 01:16
KST 08:16
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt2: News Flash8[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt1: New Chaos0Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy12ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT30Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book20
Community News
Weekly Cups (March 23-29): herO takes triple5Aligulac acquired by REPLAYMAN.com/Stego Research3Weekly Cups (March 16-22): herO doubles, Cure surprises3Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool49Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win4
StarCraft 2
General
What mix of new & old maps do you want in the next ladder pool? (SC2) herO wins SC2 All-Star Invitational Weekly Cups (March 23-29): herO takes triple Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy Aligulac acquired by REPLAYMAN.com/Stego Research
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament RSL Season 4 announced for March-April StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly) WardiTV Mondays World University TeamLeague (500$+) | Signups Open
Strategy
Custom Maps
[M] (2) Frigid Storage Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026]
External Content
Mutation # 519 Inner Power The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 518 Radiation Zone Mutation # 517 Distant Threat
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion Build Order Practice Maps [ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt2: News Flash BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Pros React To: SoulKey vs Ample
Tourneys
[ASL21] Ro24 Group E [Megathread] Daily Proleagues 🌍 Weekly Foreign Showmatches [ASL21] Ro24 Group D
Strategy
What's the deal with APM & what's its true value Fighting Spirit mining rates Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Starcraft Tabletop Miniature Game Nintendo Switch Thread General RTS Discussion Thread Darkest Dungeon
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine The Games Industry And ATVI European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion Cricket [SPORT] Tokyo Olympics 2021 Thread General nutrition recommendations
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
[G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Money Laundering In Video Ga…
TrAiDoS
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
FS++
Kraekkling
Shocked by a laser…
Spydermine0240
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1853 users

Yo MOMMA BW jokes - Page 23

Forum Index > BW General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 21 22 23 24 25 27 Next All
ragnasaur
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States804 Posts
June 25 2009 23:51 GMT
#441
yo mommas so fat, they call her 'mutated cow' in america
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) George Forman doesnt have any fingerprints
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
June 25 2009 23:57 GMT
#442
On June 25 2009 23:56 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2009 23:05 ClockworkBlues wrote:
Ret has fanboys?


Like whole TL lol

+1
Mongery
Profile Joined May 2009
892 Posts
June 26 2009 00:03 GMT
#443
why even start a thread about this? aint even funny
http://www.twitch.tv/mongery_tv https://www.esportsearnings.com/players/27699-mongery-
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
June 26 2009 00:06 GMT
#444
On June 26 2009 09:03 SiGurD wrote:
why even start a thread about this? aint even funny

Says you :[
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 26 2009 00:08 GMT
#445
On June 26 2009 09:03 SiGurD wrote:
why even start a thread about this? aint even funny

Someone is angry...
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
June 26 2009 00:43 GMT
#446
Sigurd's momma is so fat, it makes him angry just to read any other yo momma jokes because they remind him of his mom.
meow
peidongyang
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada2084 Posts
June 26 2009 00:44 GMT
#447
wayyyy too much time
the throws never bothered me anyway
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
June 26 2009 00:51 GMT
#448
On June 26 2009 09:43 Probe. wrote:
Sigurd's momma is so fat, it makes him angry just to read any other yo momma jokes because they remind him of his mom.


brood war jokes, don't go there ):
zoLo
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States5896 Posts
June 26 2009 02:56 GMT
#449
On June 25 2009 23:31 Scorch wrote:

Yo momma such a shame, she is the reason Kerrigan betrayed the human race


Man this is hard...


lmfao that is a good one
Ym1r
Profile Joined May 2009
United States1164 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 02:59:23
June 26 2009 02:59 GMT
#450
Yo mamas so fat, it's impossible to stack air units while shes on the map.
im ji geum - ellin - eunji - spica - a pink - naeun - sojinyura - HAERYUNG<3 - Red Velvet
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
June 26 2009 03:10 GMT
#451
Yo momma's so fat she makes valkyries bug.
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
June 26 2009 03:16 GMT
#452
Yo momma soo stupid, while she was atop the Peaks of Baekdu and hollared into the mists below, she perceived the echo as a being from an unseen companion, and in her delirium tried to engage in verbal niceties and pleas for helicopter rescue.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
June 26 2009 03:18 GMT
#453
--- Nuked ---
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 03:52:53
June 26 2009 03:43 GMT
#454
meh nvm
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
June 26 2009 03:50 GMT
#455
Yo mama so fat, you can't get her to go from main to nat in HBR.

Yo mama so fat, you need 30 larvae and 10 overlords to spawn her.

Yo mama so fat, optical flare bounces back to medics.

Yo mama so fat, the emp-nuke combo bounces back.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
June 26 2009 03:58 GMT
#456
Yo momma is so ugly casters always scream out "PLAYGUU!!" when she's shown on the screen.
this is my quote.
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
June 26 2009 04:26 GMT
#457
Yo momma is so stupid protoss buildings were unpowered because she used pylons to make jewelry
ReMiiX
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States338 Posts
June 26 2009 04:32 GMT
#458
Yo mommas so fat she makes a wall in by herself
GaTech CSL fighting!
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 08:45:36
June 26 2009 08:41 GMT
#459
Yo mommas so hungry, she can even consume enemy units.
http://twitter.com/jhNz
ErOs_LeO
Profile Joined August 2005
Australia270 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 09:05:20
June 26 2009 09:01 GMT
#460
Yo momma's so fat she's never had the chance to play against anyone since she can barely fit in (8)Jungle Rumble.scx
Prev 1 21 22 23 24 25 27 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 44m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft216
SpeCial 141
JuggernautJason43
CosmosSc2 36
ForJumy 35
StarCraft: Brood War
GuemChi 1287
Artosis 565
Dota 2
monkeys_forever795
Counter-Strike
tarik_tv4026
Super Smash Bros
C9.Mang0127
PPMD26
Other Games
summit1g14131
Fnx 2007
Day[9].tv1675
shahzam514
Maynarde69
ViBE42
minikerr8
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick440
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 17 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• davetesta102
• musti20045 32
• IndyKCrew
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Migwel
• intothetv
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Kozan
StarCraft: Brood War
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
League of Legends
• Doublelift4780
Other Games
• Day9tv1675
• Scarra874
• imaqtpie782
• Shiphtur108
Upcoming Events
PiGosaur Cup
44m
Replay Cast
9h 44m
Afreeca Starleague
10h 44m
BeSt vs Leta
Queen vs Jaedong
Kung Fu Cup
11h 44m
Replay Cast
1d
The PondCast
1d 10h
OSC
2 days
RSL Revival
2 days
TriGGeR vs Cure
ByuN vs Rogue
Replay Cast
3 days
RSL Revival
3 days
Maru vs MaxPax
[ Show More ]
BSL
3 days
RSL Revival
4 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
4 days
BSL
4 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Acropolis #4 - TS6
WardiTV Winter 2026
NationLESS Cup

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
CSL Elite League 2026
CSL Season 20: Qualifier 1
ASL Season 21
Proleague 2026-03-31
RSL Revival: Season 4
Nations Cup 2026
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual

Upcoming

CSL Season 20: Qualifier 2
Escore Tournament S2: W1
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
StarCraft2 Community Team League 2026 Spring
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.