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ragnasaur
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States804 Posts
June 25 2009 23:51 GMT
#441
yo mommas so fat, they call her 'mutated cow' in america
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) George Forman doesnt have any fingerprints
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
June 25 2009 23:57 GMT
#442
On June 25 2009 23:56 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2009 23:05 ClockworkBlues wrote:
Ret has fanboys?


Like whole TL lol

+1
Mongery
Profile Joined May 2009
892 Posts
June 26 2009 00:03 GMT
#443
why even start a thread about this? aint even funny
http://www.twitch.tv/mongery_tv https://www.esportsearnings.com/players/27699-mongery-
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
June 26 2009 00:06 GMT
#444
On June 26 2009 09:03 SiGurD wrote:
why even start a thread about this? aint even funny

Says you :[
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 26 2009 00:08 GMT
#445
On June 26 2009 09:03 SiGurD wrote:
why even start a thread about this? aint even funny

Someone is angry...
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
June 26 2009 00:43 GMT
#446
Sigurd's momma is so fat, it makes him angry just to read any other yo momma jokes because they remind him of his mom.
meow
peidongyang
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada2084 Posts
June 26 2009 00:44 GMT
#447
wayyyy too much time
the throws never bothered me anyway
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
June 26 2009 00:51 GMT
#448
On June 26 2009 09:43 Probe. wrote:
Sigurd's momma is so fat, it makes him angry just to read any other yo momma jokes because they remind him of his mom.


brood war jokes, don't go there ):
zoLo
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States5896 Posts
June 26 2009 02:56 GMT
#449
On June 25 2009 23:31 Scorch wrote:

Yo momma such a shame, she is the reason Kerrigan betrayed the human race


Man this is hard...


lmfao that is a good one
Ym1r
Profile Joined May 2009
United States1164 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 02:59:23
June 26 2009 02:59 GMT
#450
Yo mamas so fat, it's impossible to stack air units while shes on the map.
im ji geum - ellin - eunji - spica - a pink - naeun - sojinyura - HAERYUNG<3 - Red Velvet
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
June 26 2009 03:10 GMT
#451
Yo momma's so fat she makes valkyries bug.
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
June 26 2009 03:16 GMT
#452
Yo momma soo stupid, while she was atop the Peaks of Baekdu and hollared into the mists below, she perceived the echo as a being from an unseen companion, and in her delirium tried to engage in verbal niceties and pleas for helicopter rescue.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
June 26 2009 03:18 GMT
#453
--- Nuked ---
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 03:52:53
June 26 2009 03:43 GMT
#454
meh nvm
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
June 26 2009 03:50 GMT
#455
Yo mama so fat, you can't get her to go from main to nat in HBR.

Yo mama so fat, you need 30 larvae and 10 overlords to spawn her.

Yo mama so fat, optical flare bounces back to medics.

Yo mama so fat, the emp-nuke combo bounces back.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
June 26 2009 03:58 GMT
#456
Yo momma is so ugly casters always scream out "PLAYGUU!!" when she's shown on the screen.
this is my quote.
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
June 26 2009 04:26 GMT
#457
Yo momma is so stupid protoss buildings were unpowered because she used pylons to make jewelry
ReMiiX
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States338 Posts
June 26 2009 04:32 GMT
#458
Yo mommas so fat she makes a wall in by herself
GaTech CSL fighting!
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 08:45:36
June 26 2009 08:41 GMT
#459
Yo mommas so hungry, she can even consume enemy units.
http://twitter.com/jhNz
ErOs_LeO
Profile Joined August 2005
Australia270 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 09:05:20
June 26 2009 09:01 GMT
#460
Yo momma's so fat she's never had the chance to play against anyone since she can barely fit in (8)Jungle Rumble.scx
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