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Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 13:17:10
June 25 2009 13:16 GMT
#421
On June 25 2009 22:10 Archaic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2009 12:47 Vision wrote:
in soviet russia, your mom is skinny!

I don't think you get the Soviet Russia joke... It's reverse psychology in terms of flipping words, not anonymity.
Your joke is suggesting that everywhere else in the world, skinny is your mom.

so how would it sound correctly?
In Soviet Russia the fat is your mother? or how?
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 25 2009 13:18 GMT
#422
On June 25 2009 22:16 Geo.Rion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2009 22:10 Archaic wrote:
On June 25 2009 12:47 Vision wrote:
in soviet russia, your mom is skinny!

I don't think you get the Soviet Russia joke... It's reverse psychology in terms of flipping words, not atonyms.
Your joke is suggesting that everywhere else in the world, skinny is your mom.

so how would it sound correctly?
In Sovier Russia the fat is your mother? or how?

I'm not entirely sure, I can't think of one at the moment. It doesn't quite have the same ring to it when you say "In Soviet Russia, .... .... your mother!" compared to
"In Soviet Russia, .... .... you!"
but I'm sure with the genius of TL someone take think of one.
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
June 25 2009 13:24 GMT
#423
Your mommas so fat that she went on a diet but then she failed the diet because she's fat and doesnt have the willpower to stay on a diet, only to have high cholesterol and and awful fat/muscle ratio. she then died of stomach ulcers and morbid obesity while spamming worker commands at the start of a brood war match, creating a remakable and disqueting story that's somewhat comprised of a fantasmagoria of fear, grief, breakdown and exaltation.
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
PhilGood2DaY
Profile Joined September 2005
Germany7424 Posts
June 25 2009 13:28 GMT
#424
your mommas so fat, even fatter than ret
hatred outlives the hateful
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
June 25 2009 13:58 GMT
#425
On June 25 2009 22:28 MaGic~PhiL wrote:
your mommas so fat, even fatter than ret

wtf prepare for ret fanboys
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ClockworkBlues
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada74 Posts
June 25 2009 14:05 GMT
#426
Ret has fanboys?
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
June 25 2009 14:10 GMT
#427
Your momma so dumb, whenever she hears "Not enough minerals", she types ppp and goes to the grocery store to buy some.
Moff
Profile Joined August 2008
United Kingdom166 Posts
June 25 2009 14:11 GMT
#428
On June 25 2009 22:28 MaGic~PhiL wrote:
your mommas so fat, even fatter than ret


win
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 14:33:14
June 25 2009 14:31 GMT
#429
Yo momma so fat, she farts dark swarms
Yo momma so fat, she mistakes stasised units for ice cream and eats them
Yo momma such a shame, she is the reason Kerrigan betrayed the human race
Yo momma so fat, she uses a sunken colony as a stygian machine
Yo momma so fat, she plays bowling with pylons
Yo momma so fat, she needs a control group of lurkers just to give her a foot massage

Man this is hard...
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
June 25 2009 14:33 GMT
#430
On June 25 2009 23:31 Scorch wrote:
Yo momma so fat, she farts dark swarms
Yo momma so fat, she mistakes stasised units for ice cream and eats them
Yo momma such a shame, she is the reason Kerrigan betrayed the human race
Yo momma so fat, she uses a sunken colony as a stygian machine
Yo momma so fat, she plays bowling with pylons
Yo momma so fat, she needs a control group of lurkers just to give her a foot massage

Man this is hard...


lol nice bunch xD
http://twitter.com/jhNz
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
June 25 2009 14:56 GMT
#431
On June 25 2009 23:05 ClockworkBlues wrote:
Ret has fanboys?


Like whole TL lol
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 25 2009 20:09 GMT
#432
On June 25 2009 22:06 MrHoon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2009 20:21 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
your momma's so ugly whenever she goes to watch leta's games he loses


LOL.

looooooool
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
June 25 2009 20:12 GMT
#433
On June 26 2009 05:09 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2009 22:06 MrHoon wrote:
On June 25 2009 20:21 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
your momma's so ugly whenever she goes to watch leta's games he loses


LOL.

looooooool

win
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
June 25 2009 20:17 GMT
#434
On June 25 2009 10:47 Ozarugold wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2008 03:05 Ozarugold wrote:
Yo momma is so ugly, Korean girls cover HER face when she's shown on TV.

Aha! I forgot I wrote this!


The other attempts were somewhat mediocre but this one was pure gold.
Sullifam
SlayerS_`HackeR`
Profile Joined November 2008
United States190 Posts
June 25 2009 20:19 GMT
#435
Yo momma is so fat she took an island expansion and it sank
- i pwn n00bs -
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 20:21:41
June 25 2009 20:21 GMT
#436
Yo mamma sooo fat that when she wanted to watch a live televised game of BroodWar in Yeongsan stadium people instead believed that bigfoot came down from the mountains and the authorities were promptly called
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 20:22:53
June 25 2009 20:22 GMT
#437
On June 25 2009 10:29 no_re wrote:
yo mammas so fat she tried to type pp but typed l;ppo9=l-l;[9p and got banned by KeSpA



lmao that's fat as hell

On June 25 2009 20:21 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
your momma's so ugly whenever she goes to watch leta's games he loses



Leta is not a cheater!
Sullifam
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 25 2009 20:45 GMT
#438
yo momma is so fat scv's can't pass through her even if they adquired vision to your mineral patch.
ThatGuy
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada695 Posts
June 25 2009 20:49 GMT
#439
Yo momma's so fat she needs the slim pack upgrade to be able to move!
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
June 25 2009 23:44 GMT
#440
Yo momma's so fat even protoss players can't beat her.
meow
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