• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 03:28
CEST 09:28
KST 16:28
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO4 & Finals Preview4[ASL21] Ro4 Preview: On Course12Code S Season 1 - RO8 Preview7[ASL21] Ro8 Preview Pt2: Progenitors8Code S Season 1 - RO12 Group A: Rogue, Percival, Solar, Zoun13
Community News
Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO8 Results2Weekly Cups (May 4-10): Clem, MaxPax, herO win1Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule !11Weekly Cups (April 27-May 4): Clem takes triple0RSL Revival: Season 5 - Qualifiers and Main Event12
StarCraft 2
General
Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO4 & Finals Preview Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO8 Results Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO12 Results Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - The Finalists MaNa leaves Team Liquid
Tourneys
GSL Code S Season 1 (2026) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament KSL Week 89 2026 GSL Season 2 Qualifiers Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule !
Strategy
Custom Maps
[D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3 [A] Nemrods 1/4 players
External Content
Mutation # 525 Wheel of Misfortune The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 524 Death and Taxes Mutation # 523 Firewall
Brood War
General
Pros React to: TvT Masterclass in FlaSh vs Light vespene.gg — BW replays in browser BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BW General Discussion ASL21 General Discussion
Tourneys
[BSL22] RO8 Bracket Stage + Another TieBreaker [ASL21] Semifinals B [ASL21] Ro8 Day 4 Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 2
Strategy
Muta micro map competition Fighting Spirit mining rates [G] Hydra ZvZ: An Introduction Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Path of Exile Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Starcraft Tabletop Miniature Game
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
YouTube Thread US Politics Mega-thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread UK Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread McBoner: A hockey love story Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
streaming software Strange computer issues (software) [G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
How EEG Data Can Predict Gam…
TrAiDoS
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1757 users

Yo MOMMA BW jokes - Page 20

Forum Index > BW General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 18 19 20 21 22 27 Next All
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 25 2009 01:49 GMT
#381
^lol that one was nice

also the reaver shot should NEVER misfire if she's so fat, wouldn't it make more sense that way?
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27173 Posts
June 25 2009 01:50 GMT
#382
yo mammas so fat she tried to type pp but typed l;ppo9=l-l9p and got banned by KeSpA


hahaha, this thread makes me giggle so much.
ModeratorGodfather
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
June 25 2009 01:51 GMT
#383
On June 25 2009 10:01 Try wrote:
Yo momma so fat that every trip to the toilet is known as a doomdrop.


LOL best one by far.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
June 25 2009 01:59 GMT
#384
Yo momma is so fat that there are 20 pages of jokes of her.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
June 25 2009 02:05 GMT
#385
Yo momma is so fat that it was when she sat on LT that it came to be known as LOST Temple
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
June 25 2009 02:11 GMT
#386
yo momma is so fat that she crushed the eggs on plasma
L0thar
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
987 Posts
June 25 2009 02:12 GMT
#387
Yo momma is so fat that she's got an F+++ rank on iccup.

Yo momma is so fat that if she was an interceptor, you would need 8 carriers just to launch her.
stafu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia1196 Posts
June 25 2009 02:12 GMT
#388
Yo momma's so fat, she needs 8 dropships and a series of harnesses to get across the map.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 25 2009 02:29 GMT
#389
yo momma's so stupid she can't win with protoss
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
June 25 2009 02:30 GMT
#390
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own NASPTL team
Whenever I see a dropship, my asshole tingles, because it knows whats coming... - TheAntZ
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 02:45:32
June 25 2009 02:42 GMT
#391
yo momma so ugly, even the panda bear guy doesn't appear on the maps.
yo momma so fat, the motherships Timebomb got stuck.
yo momma so stupid, she thought micro was macro.+ Show Spoiler +
yo momma so stupid she thought starcraft was based on captain kirk


<3
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
June 25 2009 03:07 GMT
#392
On June 25 2009 10:00 no_re wrote:
Yo momma's so fat, combat-ex told her his rank is D+


Cup of apprecation for this one lmao.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
June 25 2009 03:15 GMT
#393
On June 25 2009 12:07 nttea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2009 10:00 no_re wrote:
Yo momma's so fat, combat-ex told her his rank is D+


Cup of apprecation for this one lmao.

Why don't I get it? T___T
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
jtype
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
England2167 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 03:22:01
June 25 2009 03:21 GMT
#394
Yo momma's so fat cos she thought "glhf" meant "good luck have food". She still hasn't played her first match yet.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 25 2009 03:25 GMT
#395
On June 25 2009 10:29 no_re wrote:


yo mammas so fat she tried to type pp but typed l;ppo9=l-l;[9p and got banned by KeSpA

ROFL!
zoLo
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States5896 Posts
June 25 2009 03:34 GMT
#396
On June 25 2009 12:21 jtype wrote:
Yo momma's so fat cos she thought "glhf" meant "good luck have food". She still hasn't played her first match yet.

lmfao
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 25 2009 03:38 GMT
#397
I must say I feel proud now of making this thread back when i was just a young troll :D!
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
June 25 2009 03:46 GMT
#398
On June 25 2009 09:29 niteReloaded wrote:
Your momma so fat, they use JulyZerg's picture as the "After" part of the Before-After weightloss pills ad.

rofl.
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
Vision
Profile Joined June 2009
United States113 Posts
June 25 2009 03:47 GMT
#399
in soviet russia, your mom is skinny!
Let's unite the blizzard community! But you can't actually talk to eachother..... - Luca
FaTe)SoL
Profile Joined March 2009
Canada110 Posts
June 25 2009 03:56 GMT
#400
Yo momma's so fat, she's got her own elevation

Yo momma's so fat, her build time is the same as 5 Thors

Yo momma's so fat, when I tried to load her into my overloard, the Ventral Sacks broke

+ Show Spoiler +
Yo momma's so fat, she casts plague whenever she has her period
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity but, why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Prev 1 18 19 20 21 22 27 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 32m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Nina 179
Rex 0
StarCraft: Brood War
Hyuk 414
Mind 385
Bale 32
Noble 23
JulyZerg 18
Dota 2
NeuroSwarm181
League of Legends
JimRising 639
Other Games
summit1g12332
WinterStarcraft524
monkeys_forever336
Organizations
Counter-Strike
PGL1460
Other Games
gamesdonequick840
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 12 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH129
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Lourlo1497
Upcoming Events
GSL
32m
Cure vs herO
SHIN vs Maru
IPSL
8h 32m
Bonyth vs Napoleon
G5 vs JDConan
BSL
11h 32m
OyAji vs JDConan
DragOn vs TBD
Replay Cast
1d 1h
Monday Night Weeklies
1d 8h
Replay Cast
1d 16h
The PondCast
2 days
Kung Fu Cup
2 days
GSL
3 days
Replay Cast
3 days
[ Show More ]
GSL
4 days
WardiTV Spring Champion…
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5 days
WardiTV Spring Champion…
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
RSL Revival
6 days
Classic vs SHIN
Rogue vs Bunny
BSL
6 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Afreeca Starleague
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Escore Tournament S2: W7
WardiTV TLMC #16
Nations Cup 2026

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
ASL Season 21
IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
Acropolis #4
KK 2v2 League Season 1
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
SCTL 2026 Spring
RSL Revival: Season 5
2026 GSL S1
Heroes Pulsing #1
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2

Upcoming

YSL S3
Escore Tournament S2: W8
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Maestros of the Game 2
WardiTV Spring 2026
2026 GSL S2
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.