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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 25 2009 01:49 GMT
#381
^lol that one was nice

also the reaver shot should NEVER misfire if she's so fat, wouldn't it make more sense that way?
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
June 25 2009 01:50 GMT
#382
yo mammas so fat she tried to type pp but typed l;ppo9=l-l9p and got banned by KeSpA


hahaha, this thread makes me giggle so much.
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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
June 25 2009 01:51 GMT
#383
On June 25 2009 10:01 Try wrote:
Yo momma so fat that every trip to the toilet is known as a doomdrop.


LOL best one by far.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6177 Posts
June 25 2009 01:59 GMT
#384
Yo momma is so fat that there are 20 pages of jokes of her.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
June 25 2009 02:05 GMT
#385
Yo momma is so fat that it was when she sat on LT that it came to be known as LOST Temple
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
June 25 2009 02:11 GMT
#386
yo momma is so fat that she crushed the eggs on plasma
L0thar
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
987 Posts
June 25 2009 02:12 GMT
#387
Yo momma is so fat that she's got an F+++ rank on iccup.

Yo momma is so fat that if she was an interceptor, you would need 8 carriers just to launch her.
stafu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia1196 Posts
June 25 2009 02:12 GMT
#388
Yo momma's so fat, she needs 8 dropships and a series of harnesses to get across the map.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 25 2009 02:29 GMT
#389
yo momma's so stupid she can't win with protoss
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
June 25 2009 02:30 GMT
#390
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own NASPTL team
Whenever I see a dropship, my asshole tingles, because it knows whats coming... - TheAntZ
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 02:45:32
June 25 2009 02:42 GMT
#391
yo momma so ugly, even the panda bear guy doesn't appear on the maps.
yo momma so fat, the motherships Timebomb got stuck.
yo momma so stupid, she thought micro was macro.+ Show Spoiler +
yo momma so stupid she thought starcraft was based on captain kirk


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joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
June 25 2009 03:07 GMT
#392
On June 25 2009 10:00 no_re wrote:
Yo momma's so fat, combat-ex told her his rank is D+


Cup of apprecation for this one lmao.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
June 25 2009 03:15 GMT
#393
On June 25 2009 12:07 nttea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2009 10:00 no_re wrote:
Yo momma's so fat, combat-ex told her his rank is D+


Cup of apprecation for this one lmao.

Why don't I get it? T___T
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
jtype
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
England2167 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 03:22:01
June 25 2009 03:21 GMT
#394
Yo momma's so fat cos she thought "glhf" meant "good luck have food". She still hasn't played her first match yet.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 25 2009 03:25 GMT
#395
On June 25 2009 10:29 no_re wrote:


yo mammas so fat she tried to type pp but typed l;ppo9=l-l;[9p and got banned by KeSpA

ROFL!
zoLo
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States5896 Posts
June 25 2009 03:34 GMT
#396
On June 25 2009 12:21 jtype wrote:
Yo momma's so fat cos she thought "glhf" meant "good luck have food". She still hasn't played her first match yet.

lmfao
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 25 2009 03:38 GMT
#397
I must say I feel proud now of making this thread back when i was just a young troll :D!
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
June 25 2009 03:46 GMT
#398
On June 25 2009 09:29 niteReloaded wrote:
Your momma so fat, they use JulyZerg's picture as the "After" part of the Before-After weightloss pills ad.

rofl.
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Vision
Profile Joined June 2009
United States113 Posts
June 25 2009 03:47 GMT
#399
in soviet russia, your mom is skinny!
Let's unite the blizzard community! But you can't actually talk to eachother..... - Luca
FaTe)SoL
Profile Joined March 2009
Canada110 Posts
June 25 2009 03:56 GMT
#400
Yo momma's so fat, she's got her own elevation

Yo momma's so fat, her build time is the same as 5 Thors

Yo momma's so fat, when I tried to load her into my overloard, the Ventral Sacks broke

+ Show Spoiler +
Yo momma's so fat, she casts plague whenever she has her period
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity but, why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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