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Ki_Do
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Korea (South)981 Posts
August 12 2008 15:46 GMT
#341
yomomma is so lame, she likes mbs
I've got a point, and i'm ready to kill or die for it.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
August 12 2008 17:31 GMT
#342
Yo momma so fat, she needs metabolic boost upgrade to chase a reaver.
Skittled
Profile Joined July 2007
United States160 Posts
August 12 2008 17:51 GMT
#343
yo momma so fat that when i tried to "yo momma rush", i ended up getting beaten by mass carriers.
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
August 12 2008 18:05 GMT
#344
Yo momma is so fat, she's unselectable.

Yo momma is so stupid, she bought The Frozen Throne because she thought it was Starcraft 2.

Yo momma is so pointless, she's the Thor.

Yo momma is so ugly, Korean girls cover HER face when she's shown on TV.
this is my quote.
Ra.Xor.2
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1784 Posts
August 12 2008 18:40 GMT
#345
On August 13 2008 03:05 Ozarugold wrote:
Yo momma is so fat, she's unselectable.

Yo momma is so stupid, she bought The Frozen Throne because she thought it was Starcraft 2.

Yo momma is so pointless, she's the Thor.

Yo momma is so ugly, Korean girls cover HER face when she's shown on TV.


AHAHAHA, best one in this whole thread.
#1 Flash Fan
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
August 12 2008 19:03 GMT
#346
On August 13 2008 00:22 semioldguy wrote:
... this was the first thread I ever posted in.


you only joined in '07? wtf =_=



On August 13 2008 03:40 Ra.Xor.2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2008 03:05 Ozarugold wrote:
Yo momma is so fat, she's unselectable.

Yo momma is so stupid, she bought The Frozen Throne because she thought it was Starcraft 2.

Yo momma is so pointless, she's the Thor.

Yo momma is so ugly, Korean girls cover HER face when she's shown on TV.


AHAHAHA, best one in this whole thread.


hahaha :<
Hates Fun🤔
fuSion.spx
Profile Joined April 2008
Russian Federation3 Posts
August 12 2008 21:23 GMT
#347
-yo momma is so pointless, like horses at the top of this site
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 12 2008 21:32 GMT
#348
On August 13 2008 06:23 fuSion.spx wrote:
-yo momma is so pointless, like horses at the top of this site


lolol
Deleted User 31996
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
843 Posts
August 13 2008 01:54 GMT
#349
On August 12 2008 22:15 o3.power91 wrote:

Yo momma so fat, she doesnt need an upgrade for siege mode. she needs an upgrade to get out of siege mode
Yo momma so fat, she blocked the sun and turned Archons into Dark Archons



I read this in the library
and i had to walk outside to laugh. thankyou for making my stomach hurt

Your mum is so fat, when she sits on a dt, he cant be detected by a turret.

semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 13 2008 09:18 GMT
#350
On August 13 2008 04:03 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2008 00:22 semioldguy wrote:
... this was the first thread I ever posted in.


you only joined in '07? wtf =_=

Yeah, started as a lurker in '06. registered Jan '07. I'm relatively new here.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 13 2008 09:47 GMT
#351
Yo mamma's so fat she doesn't need to expand
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Deleted User 31996
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
843 Posts
August 13 2008 10:44 GMT
#352
On August 13 2008 18:18 semioldguy wrote:
Yeah, started as a lurker in '06. registered Jan '07. I'm relatively new here.


you mean you mean un-burrowed jan07 :\,
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
June 24 2009 23:56 GMT
#353
Yo momma is so fat when the stalker blinked, it got stuck!
Retired BW Noob
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
June 25 2009 00:08 GMT
#354
epic fucking winbump
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
June 25 2009 00:10 GMT
#355
When yo momma plays hungry zerg, it don't mean low econ.
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9056 Posts
June 25 2009 00:11 GMT
#356
Time for a SC2 version of this thread!
vx70GTOJudgexv
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3161 Posts
June 25 2009 00:14 GMT
#357
On June 25 2009 08:56 StarN wrote:
Yo momma is so fat when the stalker blinked, it got stuck!


Nooooooooooooooo not again. :p
(-_-) BW for ever. #1 Iris fan.
wswordsmen
Profile Joined October 2007
United States987 Posts
June 25 2009 00:16 GMT
#358
On June 25 2009 09:14 vx70GTOJudgexv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2009 08:56 StarN wrote:
Yo momma is so fat when the stalker blinked, it got stuck!


Nooooooooooooooo not again. :p

My thought exactly.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
June 25 2009 00:24 GMT
#359
Your momma so predictable, even IdrA FEs against her.
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
June 25 2009 00:25 GMT
#360
yo mommas so fat she causes terrible terrible damage
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