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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 26 2008 10:57 GMT
#321
yo momma's so fat she is the new Aiur.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
cba
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia94 Posts
May 26 2008 11:02 GMT
#322
yo mamma is so fat, she has to be morphed from a hive.

no, not larvae from hive. the HIVE.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24766 Posts
May 26 2008 20:32 GMT
#323
Lol so many of these make no sense.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 26 2008 20:40 GMT
#324
yo mommas so fat that she blocks off the ramp at python's 11 and 5 expos
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Tynuji
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
127 Posts
May 26 2008 20:50 GMT
#325
On March 01 2005 18:33 useLess wrote:
Your mommas so fat, she tried to go on the Atkins diet but couldnt make it through the induction phase because her cravings for sweets and complex carbohydrates proved too powerful to overcome.


Still best momma joke ever.
RamenStyle
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1929 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 21:45:33
May 26 2008 21:43 GMT
#326
Your mommas so fugly, she the reason why Zergs went to hide after SC:BW
Your mommas so fat, first one to built an extractor on her ass wins.
Your mommas so gross, you need to wrap her with young and fresh zerglings for a defiler to consume her.
Your mommas so fat, Blizzard decided to leave her out of SC2 since no hard disk could store her.
Your mommas so fat, Devourer was named after her.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
May 27 2008 08:41 GMT
#327
Yo momma so fat, you need all ten hotkeys to keep track of her
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
SlickR12345
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Macedonia408 Posts
May 27 2008 08:59 GMT
#328
Yo momma so hot i fucxxx her all night
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
May 27 2008 09:05 GMT
#329
yo momma so fat she'd break a perfect TvT tank line on her own
yo momma so fat and famous blizzard got her for sc2. stage name: black hole
dogen
Profile Joined June 2007
Belgium108 Posts
May 27 2008 10:48 GMT
#330
On May 26 2008 10:48 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 10:44 dogen wrote:
yo momma so dumb, even drones can MC her

yo momma so fat, she always maphacks

yea only fat people hack


she's so fat that she's everywhere --> = auto map hack

jeez


yo momma so fat, she farts eternal dark swarms

yo momma so fat she need stim packs just to move
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
May 27 2008 12:41 GMT
#331
On May 26 2008 19:31 SnowFantasy wrote:
yo momma so ugly, she makes infested kerrigan look beautiful.

yo momma so hawt, she makes infested kerrigan look ugly.
Together but separate, like oatmeal
Deleted User 31996
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
843 Posts
August 12 2008 11:41 GMT
#332
Your mumma's so fat, overloard needs an extra upgrade for transporting her
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
August 12 2008 11:45 GMT
#333
On May 27 2008 21:41 bumatlarge wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 19:31 SnowFantasy wrote:
yo momma so ugly, she makes infested kerrigan look beautiful.

yo momma so hawt, she makes infested kerrigan look ugly.


you didnt get the point of this thread.... ;/
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
August 12 2008 12:00 GMT
#334
On August 12 2008 20:45 drug_vict1m wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2008 21:41 bumatlarge wrote:
On May 26 2008 19:31 SnowFantasy wrote:
yo momma so ugly, she makes infested kerrigan look beautiful.

yo momma so hawt, she makes infested kerrigan look ugly.


you didnt get the point of this thread.... ;/

Yo momma so hawt, she doesnt need mana to cast MC
.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
August 12 2008 12:11 GMT
#335
On August 12 2008 20:41 liosama wrote:
Your mumma's so important, I bumped a few month old thread


Fixed.
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
August 12 2008 12:49 GMT
#336
Yo momma so fat, she can't even burrow in SC 2.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
August 12 2008 13:15 GMT
#337
Yo momma so fat, she blocked the sun and blinded all units on the map
Yo momma so fat, siege tanks can't hit units behind her
Yo momma so fat, a reaver targeted a unit behind her and the scarab blew up halfway
Yo momma so fat, she doesnt need an upgrade for siege mode. she needs an upgrade to get out of siege mode
Yo momma so fat, she blocked the sun and turned Archons into Dark Archons
Yo momma so fat, she sat next to a cliff and was used as a ramp
ArtyK.TeMiL
Profile Joined October 2007
Peru140 Posts
August 12 2008 14:09 GMT
#338
ur mom so fat, she live inside the hatch, eats larvas and then shits eggs for ultralisk
ur mom so fat, she live eating larvas, thats why a hatch only can produce 3 larvas
Since 1998
Deleted User 2920
Profile Joined April 2003
225 Posts
August 12 2008 15:16 GMT
#339
"-Yo momma's so lame, she can encode MP3s"

that one made me laugh out loud... has little to do with starcraft. but it's halarious
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 12 2008 15:22 GMT
#340
... this was the first thread I ever posted in.
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