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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
May 25 2008 17:13 GMT
#301
yo mama so fat, map makers start using her as neutral buildings to block chokes.
blind3x3
Profile Joined February 2008
United States49 Posts
May 25 2008 18:36 GMT
#302
yo momma so dumb, she plays WoW, which explains the over-eating/poverty one
In a world where only gosu survive, i would be dead
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 21:25:58
May 25 2008 21:05 GMT
#303
Yo momma is so fat you gotta hotkey her with 4 medics to constantly check her high blood pressure.

Yo momma is so fucking retarded ,she is the only unit that use subtitles when you click on her.
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
May 25 2008 21:19 GMT
#304
-Yo momma so fat, protoss gave up trying to warp her in from Aiur. (LoL)

This was my favorite...
"We have unfinished business, I and he."
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
May 25 2008 21:44 GMT
#305
On May 25 2008 11:27 UnS)DeathTrap wrote:
Yo momma is so ugly that she only get laid when attacked by a enemy sunken colony

hahaha
XK ßubonic
Uris
Profile Joined February 2008
United States47 Posts
May 25 2008 22:58 GMT
#306
lol
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2762 Posts
May 25 2008 22:58 GMT
#307
Yo mama is so fat, you need two hotkey-groups to hotkey her.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 25 2008 23:21 GMT
#308
this deserves to be featured
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
May 26 2008 00:16 GMT
#309
your momas so poor everytime she tries to pay for anything a voice says, "Not Enough Minerals"
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 26 2008 00:22 GMT
#310
yo momma so skinny not even a comsat station can detect her

yo momma so dumb dragoons can move better than she can

yo momma so foreign she uses valkyries

Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
dogen
Profile Joined June 2007
Belgium108 Posts
May 26 2008 01:44 GMT
#311
yo momma so dumb, even drones can MC her

yo momma so fat, she always maphacks
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
May 26 2008 01:47 GMT
#312
Yo momma's so fat, picking her up in a dropship then dropping her on the enemy base has been declared an exploit, and is banned from most leagues.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 26 2008 01:48 GMT
#313
On May 26 2008 10:44 dogen wrote:
yo momma so dumb, even drones can MC her

yo momma so fat, she always maphacks

yea only fat people hack
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
May 26 2008 04:32 GMT
#314
On May 26 2008 10:44 dogen wrote:
yo momma so dumb, even drones can MC her

yo momma so fat, she always maphacks


:'(
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 26 2008 04:43 GMT
#315
Peruvians... :|
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
May 26 2008 05:53 GMT
#316
yo momma's so dumb i called her romanian
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 06:39:49
May 26 2008 06:39 GMT
#317

yo momma so dumb she gained hardwards
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Worked!
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada264 Posts
May 26 2008 08:35 GMT
#318
whoever made this one .....

'-yo momma so fat it costs 250 mana to recall her'


= hilarious 10/10
~_~
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24803 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 08:45:35
May 26 2008 08:44 GMT
#319
Your momma is so fat a queen can infest her.

Edit: haha someone already got it

How about..

Your momma's so fat, parasiting her = maphack.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
May 26 2008 10:31 GMT
#320
yo momma so ugly, she makes infested kerrigan look beautiful.
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