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Imagination
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
243 Posts
May 24 2008 09:08 GMT
#261
Yo momma's so fat there is no more 'food for thought' cheatcode. now its 'food for yo momma'.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 24 2008 10:29 GMT
#262
uh...Yo momma so promiscuous, she obsoletes hatcheries
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
May 24 2008 12:23 GMT
#263
Yo momma's so fat she can guarantee scarab bug
Resistance ain't futile
blind3x3
Profile Joined February 2008
United States49 Posts
May 24 2008 23:20 GMT
#264
yo momma so dumb she choked on a mineral patch thinking it was rock candy
In a world where only gosu survive, i would be dead
blind3x3
Profile Joined February 2008
United States49 Posts
May 24 2008 23:22 GMT
#265
yo momma so fat, she can only be built halfway, the other half has to be made in sc2
In a world where only gosu survive, i would be dead
Cobalt
Profile Joined April 2008
United States441 Posts
May 24 2008 23:47 GMT
#266
yo momma so lame she can encode mp3s


I literally spat out my drink when I read this. This is amazing.

(For those who don't get it, a popular encoder for mp3 files is called LAME)
MisterKatosS
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
France352 Posts
May 24 2008 23:55 GMT
#267
yo momma so fat, that recall only wound here
yo momma so fat that you can use her to wall-in your third base
My web development company website : http://www.make-me-a-website.net My Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrKatoss
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
May 24 2008 23:58 GMT
#268
yo momma so bland yo mouse stop wokrin
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
May 25 2008 00:02 GMT
#269
Yo momma is so stupid she rolled protoss D=
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
May 25 2008 00:40 GMT
#270
Your mom is so stupid she mass out defilers and try to consume the enemy units
DIE!!!
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
May 25 2008 00:40 GMT
#271
Yo momma is so fat she uses psionic storm to scratch her back.
Yo momma is so fat, when the templar hallucinated her, the computer crashed.
Yo momma is so fat, Dreiven was early to his TSL match because she ate all the BBQ.
Retired BW Noob
toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
May 25 2008 00:44 GMT
#272
Your mom so stupid, when the other player type gg, she leave the game first.
DIE!!!
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 00:56:11
May 25 2008 00:45 GMT
#273
yo mama so damn fat, blizzard used her while testing the mothership's planet cracker spell

yo mama so ugly, not even a firebat would bang her
ThE_OsToJiY
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada1167 Posts
May 25 2008 00:59 GMT
#274
RoTfL~!
@ostojiy
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
May 25 2008 01:09 GMT
#275
yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule.

WIN!!!!
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 25 2008 01:13 GMT
#276
On May 25 2008 09:40 StarN wrote:

Yo momma is so fat, Dreiven was early to his TSL match because she ate all the BBQ.


Haha, did you make that one up? :O
ZidaneTribal
Profile Joined September 2007
United States2800 Posts
May 25 2008 01:19 GMT
#277
yo momma is so fat when savior used her he beat bisu >.>
fuck lag
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
May 25 2008 01:29 GMT
#278
these are pretty bad o_o
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
May 25 2008 01:33 GMT
#279
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yo mama so fat she can't breath and die. Now dad has a new wife, she's so hot i always peep when she gets change
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
Morzas
Profile Joined August 2005
United States387 Posts
May 25 2008 02:04 GMT
#280
your momma's so stupid she thinks that the fourth race in SC2 is the "Randoms"
What has four wheels and flies? Stephen Hawking on LSD!
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