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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
May 25 2008 02:13 GMT
#281
On May 25 2008 10:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
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yo mama so fat she can't breath and die. Now dad has a new wife, she's so hot i always peep when she gets change
hahahaha LOL
UnS)DeathTrap
Profile Joined February 2008
Canada150 Posts
May 25 2008 02:27 GMT
#282
Yo momma is so ugly that she only get laid when attacked by a enemy sunken colony
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 25 2008 02:44 GMT
#283
yo momma is so fat when you save a rep with her in it, blizzard redirects you to rapidshare
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 02:59:24
May 25 2008 02:58 GMT
#284
HEY YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE CHECKED HER SPAM E-MAILS, THE PRINCE OF CAMBODIA ONLY GAVE HER A PORTION OF HIS INHERITANCE , THE OTHER PORTION HE INVESTED IT IN MEDICAL INSURANCE!!!!

BECAUSE SHE SUFFERS FROM CHRONIC OBESETY GET IT?!

InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
May 25 2008 03:28 GMT
#285
Yo momma's so stupid, since 98 she still wondering how can 6 lings come out of only 3 larvas
w/e
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
May 25 2008 04:15 GMT
#286
On May 25 2008 08:47 Cobalt wrote:
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yo momma so lame she can encode mp3s


I literally spat out my drink when I read this. This is amazing.

(For those who don't get it, a popular encoder for mp3 files is called LAME)


Yo I WAS CRYING WHEN I SAW THIS HAHAHA
^-^
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
May 25 2008 04:31 GMT
#287
best joke right here
+ Show Spoiler +
yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
May 25 2008 04:45 GMT
#288
On May 25 2008 13:31 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
best joke right here
+ Show Spoiler +
yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule.


wtf is she overeating if she is in poverty?
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 25 2008 04:47 GMT
#289
maybe she's in poverty because she overeats?
Hates Fun🤔
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
May 25 2008 04:54 GMT
#290
On March 24 2006 13:07 Day[9] wrote:
OMG ROFL WTF THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

Sorry for the 2 year delay to answer this but.

the asnwer to your question is "win", just "win" nothing else, just + Show Spoiler [win] +
win
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Chameleon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States604 Posts
May 25 2008 04:54 GMT
#291
Yo momma so stupid Dark Archons can't target her for Mindcontrol
TL's #1 Horang2 fan
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
May 25 2008 04:55 GMT
#292
or maybe she eats the homeless.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
May 25 2008 05:39 GMT
#293
OMFG I HAVE TO REPOST THIS ONE LOL

YO mamma is such a man and so fat that when she had an erection it made the sound and looked like a Siege tank!!!!1 thats so fucking funny i love the OP
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 20:53:52
May 25 2008 06:00 GMT
#294
Yo momma's so ugly lurkers started attacking even though they were hold-positioned.

edit: Hello World!
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 25 2008 06:13 GMT
#295
^
^
^



._. ;;;;;;;
Hates Fun🤔
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
May 25 2008 06:21 GMT
#296
>.<
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 25 2008 08:47 GMT
#297
the lurkers one was funny but the rest were a bit weak ><.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 25 2008 10:11 GMT
#298
Wow, this is sadly lamer then I thought it would be
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
dan1st
Profile Joined April 2004
Malaysia399 Posts
May 25 2008 15:48 GMT
#299
Yo momma's so fat that 1 time she stim packs as a marine, 10 medics were needed to heal her.
HypersonicEspo
Profile Joined August 2005
United States74 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 17:06:58
May 25 2008 17:06 GMT
#300
Yo momma so ugly dragoons froze then they saw her.
Yo momma so fat she replaced the command center and so ugly when the scv saw her they learned to jump minerals.
Yo momma so ugly the super fast glitch first happened when a hydralisk saw her.
Yo momma so big when boxer unallied her every mine hit her.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit on a 256x256 map they have use a custom editor for her.
Yo momma so fat they you can't select her even in sc2
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