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starcraft[newb]
Profile Joined January 2003
United States9 Posts
January 28 2007 12:12 GMT
#241
Cool first time ive laughed in a while. To bad nobody else I know will get what these jokes are about.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 30 2007 02:24 GMT
#242
Yo momma is so fat that 12 Command Centers beneath her couldn't lift her off.
Yo momma is so fat a Siege Tank can't fire past her.
Yo momma is so ugly spider mines get up and run away from her.
Yo momma is so fat she needs acupuncture from Lurkers.
Yo momma is so fat it is impossible to get her into red hit points.
Yo momma is so fat she automatically gets the Defiler's consume without researching it.
Yo momma is so fat that the Protoss can't even get a shield large enough to protect her.
Yo momma is so fat and dumb she thought Reavers in her hair were lice.
Yo momma is so fat the Arbiter's stasis field doesn't affect her.
Yo momma is so fat it takes nine larva to morph into her.
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18jotbob
Profile Joined January 2007
106 Posts
January 30 2007 02:51 GMT
#243
lol, how do ppl come up with these jokes
Why dont you type GG now before I pwn you!
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
January 30 2007 04:41 GMT
#244
Yo momma is so fat she squeezes out larvae.
Yo momma is so fat that 4 marines fit in her bunker.
Yo momma is so fat even ekii couldn't upload her.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-30 05:03:10
January 30 2007 04:46 GMT
#245
Yo thread so long nobody reads it anymore.
Yo thread so boring even talk shows aren't that repetitive.
Yo thread so low-quality even refilmed mobilephone-cam fpvods are better.
Yo thread so old Methusalem got jealous.
Yo thread so awful it should get closed.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
January 30 2007 05:06 GMT
#246
yo momma has been around so much, she get her reps from ekii
And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
January 30 2007 05:08 GMT
#247
yo momma so fat, that when she jump fo joy, she get stuck!
ahahahha
And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 30 2007 05:12 GMT
#248
Yo momma so fat.....
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 30 2007 05:12 GMT
#249
...i need to double post to make the joke work.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
gO)Qoo
Profile Joined December 2006
Canada21 Posts
January 30 2007 05:20 GMT
#250
Yo momma is so fat even ekii couldn't upload her.
LOL
bsmd
Profile Joined November 2006
Peru186 Posts
January 30 2007 05:53 GMT
#251
On January 30 2007 14:12 Cpt Obvious wrote:
...i need to double post to make the joke work.

yo momma so fat you dont need a yo momma punchline cause it will be obvious or double posted
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-24 06:32:14
May 24 2008 06:29 GMT
#252
BUMP. This thread has the FUNNIEST jokes about sc ever. omfg more!

yo momma so fat lockdown only affects her toe ring.
yo momma so dumb a probe beat her in a compliance with actions performed test.
yo momma so dumb she thought scouts were effective.
yo momma so fat blizzard made a new class of unit, and she STILL couldnt be created.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
May 24 2008 06:42 GMT
#253
I support your bump because I missed this thread the first time. Or maybe I hadn't joined then, whatever ^_^
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
May 24 2008 06:45 GMT
#254
those are fucking lame. ur momma and sc don't mix.
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 24 2008 06:51 GMT
#255
the only jokes i laughed at when this thread was first conceived:

Yo momma is so ugly, medics blind themselves.

Yo momma so fat she takes all three hits from a muta.

:D
Hates Fun🤔
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
May 24 2008 07:05 GMT
#256
Yo momma so fat, when a BC prepares yamato, she opens her mouth and says "Ahhhhh!"
Together but separate, like oatmeal
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
May 24 2008 07:35 GMT
#257
On May 24 2008 16:05 bumatlarge wrote:
Yo momma so fat, when a BC prepares yamato, she opens her mouth and says "Ahhhhh!"


O_O ?
w/e
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 24 2008 07:49 GMT
#258
ahhh as in what the doctor tells you to say when he inspects your mouth
Hates Fun🤔
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
May 24 2008 08:30 GMT
#259
Yo momma so fat, she consumes defilers.
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
yoshtodd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States418 Posts
May 24 2008 08:41 GMT
#260
Yo mommas so dumb, she spams hotkeyed supply depots.

(the OP is so funny, definitely worth bump)
moo
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