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pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-24 18:42:40
January 24 2007 18:41 GMT
#201
yo moma so fat she use psi storm for perm
yo moma so fat she farted and the players thought someone typed "breathe deep"
yo moma so fat when she wear a yellow raincoat probes stick minerals up her ass
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
January 24 2007 18:41 GMT
#202
yo momma so fat that she's gonna die
:)
Ganfei1
Profile Joined January 2007
China667 Posts
January 25 2007 01:46 GMT
#203
Yo momma so fat when she sits down SCVs bring minerals to her
She prayed for me because she believed I was blind to sin, wanting me to kneel and pray too, because people to whom sin is just a matter of words, to them salvation is just words too.
Darki[Per]
Profile Joined November 2005
Peru689 Posts
January 25 2007 02:07 GMT
#204
On January 25 2007 10:46 Ganfei wrote:
Yo momma so fat when she sits down SCVs bring minerals to her


hahahaahahaha very good one
El Papitoss
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 25 2007 02:25 GMT
#205
Yo momma's so fat, when a defiler consumed her, it died.

Poor defiler, now it knows what it's like to be a zergling
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 25 2007 02:40 GMT
#206
you mommas so fat she moves like a reaver

yo mommas so dumb she makes scarabs look smart

yo mommas so fat she makes it feasible for an ultralisk to burrow

yo mommas so fat she generates shrowd

yo mommas so fat she once thought she got hit by a yamato but it was actually a nuke

yo mommas so fat you cannot irrad her entire body

yo mommas so fat I tried to cast hallucinate on her and the templar gave me the finger

yo mommas so dumb she 2 gated on gorky

yo mommas so dumb she went M&M vs some T at wcg
Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
January 25 2007 02:46 GMT
#207
hahaha
I really liked the so dumb that reaver AI could beat her in class. lol
http://www.kongregate.com/?referrer=Sagess
Ganfei1
Profile Joined January 2007
China667 Posts
January 25 2007 02:55 GMT
#208
On January 25 2007 11:25 thedeadhaji wrote:
Yo momma's so fat, when a defiler consumed her, it died.

Poor defiler, now it knows what it's like to be a zergling


"yo momma so fat when a defiler consume her he died on high cholesterol."

#1 of the OP
She prayed for me because she believed I was blind to sin, wanting me to kneel and pray too, because people to whom sin is just a matter of words, to them salvation is just words too.
bearnet2001
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Argentina335 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-25 04:30:43
January 25 2007 04:23 GMT
#209
Yo mamma so ugly nobody noticed when she was infested

Yo mamma so ugly when she piloted the carrier the interceptors didn't come back.

Yo mamma so fat a queen tried to infest her

Yo mamma so ugly when you click on her it says "morphing hatchery"

Yo mamma so ugly when you told the high templar to hallucinate her, he psi stormed himself

Yo mamma so fat she ate all the creep

Yo mamma so fat marines can hit her when she's in a swarm.

Yo mamma so stupid when a dark archon mind controlled her he went insane

Yo mamma so fat and ugly she uses mineral patches as false teeth

Yo mamma so fat when she went to sleep facedown a probe warped an assimilator on her ass
Detonate
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Iceland578 Posts
January 25 2007 04:30 GMT
#210
yo mama so lazy she has firebats BBQ her meal for her

ya mama so fat, on her way to mcdonalds she flattented luna, tripped over ROV, and landed on an unburrowed lurker.
inept @ west always up for TMM and 1vs1. TLT3 goGOgOG
bsmd
Profile Joined November 2006
Peru186 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-25 07:31:01
January 25 2007 06:33 GMT
#211
yo momma so fat she plays pgt in obs maps cause she doesnt fit
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
January 25 2007 07:12 GMT
#212
On January 25 2007 13:23 bearnet2001 wrote:
Yo mamma so ugly nobody noticed when she was infested

Yo mamma so ugly when she piloted the carrier the interceptors didn't come back.

Yo mamma so fat a queen tried to infest her

Yo mamma so ugly when you click on her it says "morphing hatchery"

Yo mamma so ugly when you told the high templar to hallucinate her, he psi stormed himself

Yo mamma so fat she ate all the creep

Yo mamma so fat marines can hit her when she's in a swarm.

Yo mamma so stupid when a dark archon mind controlled her he went insane

Yo mamma so fat and ugly she uses mineral patches as false teeth

Yo mamma so fat when she went to sleep facedown a probe warped an assimilator on her ass

Give this man a prize!
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vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 25 2007 07:14 GMT
#213
yeah those are great hahaha
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
January 25 2007 08:54 GMT
#214
Yo momma's so fat she took up all the seats of the Proleague Grand Final.
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
January 25 2007 10:21 GMT
#215
yo momma's so fat she gets +15 armor when fully upgraded
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
January 25 2007 10:31 GMT
#216
yo momma's so ugly that even guardians dont want to date her.
:)
Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
January 25 2007 10:39 GMT
#217
--- Nuked ---
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 25 2007 10:40 GMT
#218
yo momma so fat that even julyzerg think she ugly
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
January 25 2007 11:19 GMT
#219
yo mamma so fat her unit sounds are all just belches and farts

yo mamma so fat iloveoov can't even macro her
yo mamma so fat nada can't even micro her

yo mamma so fat tsunami's burrow ling strat doesn't work because she covers the entire area the lings are burrowed in

yo mamma's such an ugly map even koreans won't play on her

yo mamma so fat only way you'll get enough minerals to make her is by playing on a fastest map
yo mamma's so ugly even if you got that money you wouldn't want to make her

yo mamma's so fat she can't be locked down

yo mamma's so fat she fills the middle of Forte

yo mamma's so dumb she loses a comp stomp
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
January 25 2007 11:34 GMT
#220
Don't know if these have been posted yet but....

Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines.
Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters.
Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?"
Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her.
Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her.
Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit.
Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming."
Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek.
Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all.
Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts.
Yo momma so nasty she generates creep.
Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in.
Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her.
Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch.
Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva.
Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode.
Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS"
Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape."
Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet.
Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job.
Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world.
Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent.
Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war.
Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!
Mango @ U.S.East!
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