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statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
January 24 2007 05:07 GMT
#161
yo momma so fat, even {88}iNcontroL was like holy shit.
SCC-Caliban
Darki[Per]
Profile Joined November 2005
Peru689 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-24 05:11:53
January 24 2007 05:11 GMT
#162
On January 24 2007 12:55 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAW THAT IS FAT SHE IS PROBABLY FATTER THAN IT

i dunno probably


yo momma so ............ sup wacksteven :D
El Papitoss
Musli
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Poland5130 Posts
January 24 2007 05:28 GMT
#163
yo momma, this thread is hilarious, represent yo !
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall || mail/msn: muslii@gmail.com
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-24 05:33:07
January 24 2007 05:32 GMT
#164
OMFG i nearly died laughing agaahahah!
XK ßubonic
gO)Qoo
Profile Joined December 2006
Canada21 Posts
January 24 2007 05:34 GMT
#165
lmao these are so funny
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
January 24 2007 05:38 GMT
#166
On March:47 Konni wrote:
yo momma so dumb that reaver AI would beat her in chess

AHAHAHAH TRUE STORY
gO)Qoo
Profile Joined December 2006
Canada21 Posts
January 24 2007 05:39 GMT
#167
On March 23 2006 17:00 LegendaryDreams wrote:
today during class i was talking to 3 white guys (assume i am asian)
we were talking about marks
guy 1: im ok with 80s, my parents insist of 90s tho, its so fustrating
guy 2 : i know what you mean, my parents are turning asian
guy 3: ya my parents are turning asian as well
me: my parents are turning white


lol stfu twinkie
gO)Qoo
Profile Joined December 2006
Canada21 Posts
January 24 2007 05:59 GMT
#168
On March 24 2006 14:05 tadste wrote:
-yo momma so fat the shadow u see in the starcraft movie preview when the marine is fighting 1000 zergligns its her in a dropship.


lol and when u land it it makes a nuke?
bsmd
Profile Joined November 2006
Peru186 Posts
January 24 2007 06:08 GMT
#169
oo
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
January 24 2007 06:21 GMT
#170
On January 24 2007 14:07 statix wrote:
yo momma so fat, even {88}iNcontroL was like holy shit.


This is actually a good one that people missed, but I appreciated it.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
January 24 2007 06:29 GMT
#171
dont close this thread it needs to be randomly bumped in about half a year
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
testpat
Profile Joined November 2003
United States565 Posts
January 24 2007 06:40 GMT
#172
Your momma so fat she's always on low ground.
Your momma so fat even the new ramps aren't wide enough for her.
Suppose I don't know taste of common salt & I want to know it.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 24 2007 06:56 GMT
#173
yo momma so fat that she has a heightened risk of health problems, such as heart disease, stroke, diabetes, certain types of cancer, gout (joint pain caused by excess uric acid), and gallbladder disease
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 24 2007 07:05 GMT
#174
yo momma so cute i'd like to take her out to dinner and a movie maybe
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
bsmd
Profile Joined November 2006
Peru186 Posts
January 24 2007 07:07 GMT
#175
-_-
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
January 24 2007 07:46 GMT
#176
Yo momma is so fat the Overmind used her gravitational pull instead of a wormhole to move his forces to Aiur
Logic is Overrated
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
January 24 2007 07:54 GMT
#177
what
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
January 24 2007 10:30 GMT
#178
On January 24 2007 16:46 Newbistic wrote:
Yo momma is so fat the Overmind used her gravitational pull instead of a wormhole to move his forces to Aiur


that's insanely good.

yo momma is so slow she zeal rushed in a 20 min no rush money map game and she still lost
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
Way
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada565 Posts
January 24 2007 10:36 GMT
#179
yo momma's so fat she puts the BG in BGH
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-24 10:39:33
January 24 2007 10:39 GMT
#180
yo mama so fat it takes 2 hours to unburrow her.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
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