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Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
January 24 2007 10:43 GMT
#181
On January:39 oneofthem wrote:
yo mama so fat it takes 2 hours to unburrow her.

ahahahaa
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
January 24 2007 10:47 GMT
#182
yo mama so fat, it takes 250 energy to ensnare her fat ass
oddeye
Profile Joined March 2005
Canada716 Posts
January 24 2007 10:57 GMT
#183
On January 24 2007 13:30 bsmd wrote:
yo momma so fat i made this thread but they ban me and she had to go into a smurf name o_o

wtf you got banned for making this? This was really funny I think, you didn't deserve it.
Your soul shall suffer!
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
January 24 2007 11:00 GMT
#184
Yo momma so fat, that when a Queen broodling'ed her it spawned the entire zerg race.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
wXs.Havok
Profile Joined October 2006
Argentina529 Posts
January 24 2007 11:03 GMT
#185
yo momma so fat that she uses the overmind as shitter
Read this and you`re gay
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20020 Posts
January 24 2007 11:04 GMT
#186
yo mama so fat..."Cannot Create More Units"
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
gO)Qoo
Profile Joined December 2006
Canada21 Posts
January 24 2007 11:07 GMT
#187
On January 24 2007 20:04 decafchicken wrote:
yo mama so fat..."Cannot Create More Units"

LOL
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
January 24 2007 11:09 GMT
#188
NEW SIG
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Draugr
Profile Joined January 2007
54 Posts
January 24 2007 11:32 GMT
#189
Yo mama so n00b, she gets 4pooled on island maps.

Yo mama such a whore, she let's anything enter her nydus canal.

Yo mama so dirty, even an scv won't mine her vespene geyser.

asn:Sjfnhdakj
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
January 24 2007 11:40 GMT
#190
yo momma so fat a new size of map cant even fit her

yo momma so fat she locks down bio units
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
January 24 2007 12:08 GMT
#191
yo momma's so slow ensnare speeds her up
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
Darki[Per]
Profile Joined November 2005
Peru689 Posts
January 24 2007 12:46 GMT
#192
On January 24 2007 20:07 gO)Qoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2007 20:04 decafchicken wrote:
yo mama so fat..."Cannot Create More Units"

LOL


hahhahhahha very nice one
El Papitoss
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
January 24 2007 12:48 GMT
#193
The one listed isn't worded correctly.

"Yo mamma's so fat, a mutalisk hits her all three times."
There's crashing?
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
January 24 2007 12:57 GMT
#194
You momma's so fat she can only get recalled partially.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
January 24 2007 13:19 GMT
#195
This is clearly the pinnacle of all tl.net threads.

Your momma's so fat it takes 3 arbiters to cloak her.
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-24 14:39:10
January 24 2007 14:38 GMT
#196
it's taken oo
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia903 Posts
January 24 2007 15:54 GMT
#197
Yo momma so fat her weight is higher than average.
GiveUp
Profile Joined October 2006
Netherlands91 Posts
January 24 2007 17:29 GMT
#198
your momma is so fat...even the esnare doesnt make her much slower
Much[GM] and SaviOr rox ur sox!~
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-24 18:27:40
January 24 2007 18:26 GMT
#199
yo momma so fat, games are played on the yo mama tileset
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
Evilmonkey.
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1628 Posts
January 24 2007 18:29 GMT
#200
yo mommas so fat that when she joins a game she takes all of the open slots
WWBD- What would Boxer do?
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