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Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
January 25 2007 11:48 GMT
#221
On January:40 alffla wrote:
yo momma so fat that even julyzerg think she ugly

ahahaha
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-25 12:39:30
January 25 2007 12:38 GMT
#222
dbl post
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-25 12:39:34
January 25 2007 12:39 GMT
#223
On January 25 2007 03:29 Evilmonkey. wrote:
yo mommas so fat that when she joins a game she takes all of the open slots


hahahha nice

On January 24 2007 12:43 Hot_Bid wrote:
yo momma won WCG but even `-~^$%carlos_djinn%$^~-` won't talk about her

ROFL


LMFAO
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-25 12:52:08
January 25 2007 12:47 GMT
#224
--- Nuked ---
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-25 14:01:34
January 25 2007 13:54 GMT
#225
On January 25 2007 11:40 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
you mommas so fat she moves like a reaver

yo mommas so dumb she makes scarabs look smart

yo mommas so fat she makes it feasible for an ultralisk to burrow

yo mommas so fat she generates shrowd

yo mommas so fat she once thought she got hit by a yamato but it was actually a nuke

yo mommas so fat you cannot irrad her entire body

yo mommas so fat I tried to cast hallucinate on her and the templar gave me the finger

yo mommas so dumb she 2 gated on gorky

yo mommas so dumb she went M&M vs some T at wcg


yo mommas bw yo momma jokes are so shitty, even {88}iNcontroL was like holy shit.
SCC-Caliban
Addicted`To`Zerg
Profile Joined August 2004
Bulgaria1353 Posts
January 25 2007 13:55 GMT
#226
Yo momma's so big you must use 21 inches monitor to see her.

Yo momma's so lame she got Mumyunged five times in a row on Hitchhiker (tvz).

Yo momma's so fat she inspired blizzard to create sc2.

aokces
Profile Joined October 2006
United States309 Posts
January 25 2007 14:03 GMT
#227
Yo Momma's so Fat that when she burrows, she comes out the other side of the planet.
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
January 26 2007 03:20 GMT
#228
lol I loved Scorpion's jokes
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
Aepplet
Profile Joined December 2003
Sweden2908 Posts
January 26 2007 03:34 GMT
#229
yo momma's so fat, she gave Peaks of Baekdu a new meaning.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
January 26 2007 04:03 GMT
#230
you're mommas so bad at bw she tried to make jokes about it instead
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-26 06:04:48
January 26 2007 06:00 GMT
#231
Yo momma's so fat that when she's built you need to send an SCV out into the fog of war to uncover the rest of her fat ass

Yo momma's so fat that when she comes under attack the box indicator in the minimap isn't large enough and the entire minimap flashes

Yo momma's so fat that she's the only unit that can be on higher and lower ground at the same time.
Logic is Overrated
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-26 07:05:07
January 26 2007 06:59 GMT
#232
On January 25 2007 20:34 Scorpion wrote:
Don't know if these have been posted yet but....

Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines.
Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters.
Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?"
Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her.
Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her.
Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit.
Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming."
Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek.
Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all.
Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts.
Yo momma so nasty she generates creep.
Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in.
Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her.
Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch.
Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva.
Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode.
Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS"
Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape."
Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet.
Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job.
Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world.
Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent.
Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war.
Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!


Omg scorpion you're so awesome!!!!!!1 I want to have sex with you!!!
Mango @ U.S.East!
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-26 07:18:32
January 26 2007 07:17 GMT
#233
On January 26 2007 15:59 Scorpion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 25 2007 20:34 Scorpion wrote:
Don't know if these have been posted yet but....

Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines.
Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters.
Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?"
Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her.
Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her.
Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit.
Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming."
Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek.
Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all.
Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts.
Yo momma so nasty she generates creep.
Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in.
Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her.
Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch.
Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva.
Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode.
Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS"
Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape."
Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet.
Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job.
Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world.
Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent.
Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war.
Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!


Omg scorpion you're so awesome!!!!!!1 I want to have sex with you!!!


That's going a bit too far.
There's crashing?
miyavi
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada245 Posts
January 26 2007 07:24 GMT
#234
your mamas so fat , the arbiter cannot cloak her
NaDa for president
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 26 2007 07:42 GMT
#235
On January 26 2007 16:17 davidgurt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 26 2007 15:59 Scorpion wrote:
On January 25 2007 20:34 Scorpion wrote:
Don't know if these have been posted yet but....

Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines.
Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters.
Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?"
Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her.
Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her.
Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit.
Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming."
Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek.
Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all.
Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts.
Yo momma so nasty she generates creep.
Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in.
Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her.
Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch.
Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva.
Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode.
Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS"
Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape."
Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet.
Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job.
Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world.
Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent.
Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war.
Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!


Omg scorpion you're so awesome!!!!!!1 I want to have sex with you!!!


That's going a bit too far.


lol, try reading who quoted whom here
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
bsmd
Profile Joined November 2006
Peru186 Posts
January 26 2007 07:56 GMT
#236
On January 26 2007 16:42 Cpt Obvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 26 2007 16:17 davidgurt wrote:
On January 26 2007 15:59 Scorpion wrote:
On January 25 2007 20:34 Scorpion wrote:
Don't know if these have been posted yet but....

Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines.
Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters.
Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?"
Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her.
Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her.
Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit.
Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming."
Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek.
Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all.
Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts.
Yo momma so nasty she generates creep.
Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in.
Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her.
Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch.
Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva.
Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode.
Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS"
Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape."
Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet.
Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job.
Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world.
Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent.
Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war.
Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!


Omg scorpion you're so awesome!!!!!!1 I want to have sex with you!!!


That's going a bit too far.


lol, try reading who quoted whom here

yea we know that ur nick really makes sense now
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
January 26 2007 08:54 GMT
#237
On January 26 2007 16:56 bsmd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 26 2007 16:42 Cpt Obvious wrote:
On January 26 2007 16:17 davidgurt wrote:
On January 26 2007 15:59 Scorpion wrote:
On January 25 2007 20:34 Scorpion wrote:
Don't know if these have been posted yet but....

Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines.
Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters.
Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?"
Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her.
Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her.
Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit.
Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming."
Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek.
Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all.
Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts.
Yo momma so nasty she generates creep.
Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in.
Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her.
Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch.
Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva.
Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode.
Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS"
Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape."
Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet.
Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job.
Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world.
Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent.
Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war.
Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!


Omg scorpion you're so awesome!!!!!!1 I want to have sex with you!!!


That's going a bit too far.


lol, try reading who quoted whom here

yea we know that ur nick really makes sense now

hahahah owned
bsmd
Profile Joined November 2006
Peru186 Posts
January 26 2007 10:27 GMT
#238
yo momma so fat she cant play pgt cause she doesnt fit in one on one maps
oddeye
Profile Joined March 2005
Canada716 Posts
January 27 2007 11:44 GMT
#239
Your mamma so fat she can block the ramp on longinus.
Your soul shall suffer!
Protoss-Fighting
Profile Joined October 2005
United States814 Posts
January 28 2007 11:08 GMT
#240
yo mama so fat, the da gave up on trying to mc her :[

yo mama tried to flirt with mumyung, and even he said FUCK THAT

yo mama so fat, when she get hallucnated, the game freezes, cause theres nowhere to put the hallucnations

yo mama so fat, when she cried, luna became an islands map

gah ><
aka NrG.GoDz, nH.GoDz, GoDz[h20], GoDz[sK] (regretably) you get the picture. :p
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