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danmooj1
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1855 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-25 05:01:49
March 25 2006 04:38 GMT
#121
yo mamas so fat that when she went inside a command ceneter, it couldn't lift off
#1 XellOs fan!
Nightwish
Profile Joined March 2006
Germany1 Post
March 25 2006 05:24 GMT
#122
Warning! Yo mommas so fat, air unitz will glitch out the map if u put them on one group

yo mammas so fat she eats cracklings to become high

yo mammas so fat Ultralisks have to renamed in minilisk

yo mammas so fat lockdown has obviously no effekt on her speed

yo mammas so fat psi storm makes her a strange hair - dress only

yo mammas so big she has to wear a light on her head to stop air unitz hitting her by accident
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
March 25 2006 05:48 GMT
#123
Yo momma's so ugly she turned Mora gay.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
WastedYouth
Profile Joined March 2006
United States563 Posts
March 25 2006 06:08 GMT
#124
On March 25 2006 14:48 decafchicken wrote:
Yo momma's so ugly she turned Mora gay.


as in [Gitm]-Moraelin?
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Skill is what happens when luck becomes habit
rANDY
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United Kingdom748 Posts
March 25 2006 08:07 GMT
#125
Yo momma's so fat she fills up whichever channel she is in
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
March 25 2006 08:15 GMT
#126
On March 25 2006 15:08 WastedYouth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 25 2006 14:48 decafchicken wrote:
Yo momma's so ugly she turned Mora gay.


as in [Gitm]-Moraelin?

If hes the same person as Teroru yes
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
March 25 2006 08:18 GMT
#127
YO MAMAS SO UGLY OBSERVERS LEAVE HER CLOAKED!!!!!!11!!!ROFL!!!11
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
March 25 2006 08:28 GMT
#128
-Yo momma so fat that she ate the cloak symbol because she thought it was a donut

LOL
Etto
Profile Joined September 2005
Spain160 Posts
March 25 2006 09:24 GMT
#129
Yo mommas so fat and so you are
Que vengan los toros! ... Pero en forma de bife!
xG-James.cz
Profile Joined April 2004
Czech Republic88 Posts
January 24 2007 02:16 GMT
#130
Yeah, this topic is so LOL that i had to revive it
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 24 2007 02:18 GMT
#131
in all honesty though your mother is kind of obese
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
January 24 2007 02:19 GMT
#132
are you fucking serious! you couldn't even add anything?
your momas so stupid that she popped out a kid that brought back a year old thread with a useless post
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
January 24 2007 03:00 GMT
#133
yo mamas so ugly that you will be banned
:)
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
January 24 2007 03:05 GMT
#134
yo mommas so fat she eats reavers for breakfast and only needs one shat drop on the enemy base to wipe it out
XK ßubonic
perLi is 2down
Profile Joined April 2006
United States533 Posts
January 24 2007 03:05 GMT
#135
yo mama so fat i have to recall her to harass a mineral line
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
January 24 2007 03:26 GMT
#136
Threadmancing +1
Moderator<:3-/-<
Darki[Per]
Profile Joined November 2005
Peru689 Posts
January 24 2007 03:36 GMT
#137
yo momma is so fat that even 2 arbiters cant cloak all her body
El Papitoss
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
January 24 2007 03:38 GMT
#138
your momma so ugly... she is uglier than two ugly zerglings

ROFL MAO OMG
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
January 24 2007 03:38 GMT
#139
than TWO

ROFLMA
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
January 24 2007 03:39 GMT
#140
two UGLY zerglings

ahhahah
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
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