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tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 24 2006 05:05 GMT
#101
-yo momma so fat the shadow u see in the starcraft movie preview when the marine is fighting 1000 zergligns its her in a dropship.
Mr.Testie
Profile Joined February 2006
973 Posts
March 24 2006 05:08 GMT
#102
On March 24 2006 13:23 tadste wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 24 2006 12:30 Mr.Testie wrote:
On March 24 2006 11:38 bioboyAT wrote:
CHUCK NORRIS WOULD NEVER BACK DOWN!!!! °_°


Much like my hairstyle, that stopped being cool a long time ago.


1970's


Keep up the exemplary educational posts. People were unaware when large fluffy hair styles were in.
b_unnies
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
3579 Posts
March 24 2006 16:33 GMT
#103
ur momma so retarded she actually believed she was a man
Larva
Profile Joined November 2005
United States363 Posts
March 24 2006 17:06 GMT
#104
Your mom is so slow, she lost in a race against an ensared reaver.

Your mom is so fat, when she was a ghost and tried to nuke, she still hit herself.
LOL AT THIS GUY ABOVE ME.
Obnox
Profile Joined August 2005
89 Posts
March 24 2006 17:08 GMT
#105
Your momma so fat when she got to the final of MSL she couldnt fit in the booth.
Obnox
Profile Joined August 2005
89 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-24 17:25:44
March 24 2006 17:11 GMT
#106
Your momma so fat she spilled over into Warcraft3.

Your momma so fat i tried to repair her and i ran out of minerals.

Your momma so fat when she plays on TV theres no room for the crowd

Your momma so fat she signed up to Team liquid and crashed the site.

your momma so fat when Adidas tried to make her team uniform they went bankrupt.

Your momma so ugly shes the reason iloveoov's eyes have retreated to the back of his head.
breathe
Profile Joined February 2006
Poland426 Posts
March 24 2006 18:32 GMT
#107
omfg lawl
Obnox
Profile Joined August 2005
89 Posts
March 24 2006 18:49 GMT
#108
Your momma so fat Pringles have pulled their sponsorship deal with MSL
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
March 24 2006 18:52 GMT
#109
some1 has too much time on his hands
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
March 24 2006 20:09 GMT
#110
Ahahha Arms for a 4 pool bridge on Dire... -_-;;
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
March 24 2006 21:26 GMT
#111
- yo mama's so fat, she closed in on a siege tank it still hit her.
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20143 Posts
March 24 2006 22:33 GMT
#112
Yo momma's so fat when she joined Team Liquid they had to rename it Team Lard.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
March 24 2006 23:01 GMT
#113
On March 25 2006 03:49 Obnox wrote:
Your momma so fat Pringles have pulled their sponsorship deal with MSL
rofl
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
ProDiGy_NiGoL
Profile Joined March 2006
United States8 Posts
March 24 2006 23:05 GMT
#114
yo momma so fat you gotta statis one limb at a time
-me
im art prodigy kids ez
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6639 Posts
March 25 2006 02:10 GMT
#115
On March 23 2006 16:55 tadste wrote:
- yo momma so fat she doest fit in the defense matrix q8D

haha, my favourite

On March 25 2006 08:05 ProDiGy_NiGoL wrote:
yo momma so fat you gotta statis one limb at a time
-me

I swear I was gonna post the exact same thing
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
March 25 2006 02:13 GMT
#116
On March 25 2006 02:11 Obnox wrote:
Your momma so fat she spilled over into Warcraft3.


Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
March 25 2006 02:19 GMT
#117
yo mama's so fat that when under the arbiter shes the only one cloaked?
troi oi thang map nai!!!
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
March 25 2006 02:28 GMT
#118
--- Nuked ---
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 25 2006 04:00 GMT
#119
yo momma so fat when u see her with FP rep the game crashed.
new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
March 25 2006 04:22 GMT
#120
yo momma is so fat she doesn't let you play starcraft.
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