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nortydog
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia3067 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 21:00:24
March 23 2006 20:34 GMT
#81
Your momma's so fat she ate Big Game Hunters and shitted out The Hunters.

Your momma's so big Bill had to remake LT for 'playability' issues.

Your momma's so fat only parts of her can be hotkeyed.
NoCleanFeed.com
nortydog
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia3067 Posts
March 23 2006 20:58 GMT
#82
Your momma's so big she uses her arms as bridges on Dire Straights and 4 pools everygame.

Your momma's so fat she refuses to play BloodBath because she can 'never leave her base'.

Your momma's so fat you can't NOT storm her when casting.

Your momma's so big OGN has to place the map name on the top right of the screen because noone can ever identify the map when she's playing.

Your momma's so big new players often mistake her for a building.

Your momma was not featured in the single player missions simply because they couldn't find a single planet in the starcraft universe that could hold her weight.
NoCleanFeed.com
Mr.Testie
Profile Joined February 2006
973 Posts
March 23 2006 21:11 GMT
#83
Yo momma's so fat she tried to join a game and got stuck.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
March 23 2006 22:21 GMT
#84
hahaha omfg this is funny shit XD good post~
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
March 23 2006 22:29 GMT
#85
-yo momma so fat arbiters have to recall her in sections. ---> LOL!
:)
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
March 23 2006 22:40 GMT
#86
yo mmoma so fat that now protoss have Nukes when she farts.
:)
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
March 23 2006 22:53 GMT
#87
Yo momma's so lame, she can encode MP3s
smurfingchobo
Profile Joined April 2004
833 Posts
March 23 2006 23:35 GMT
#88
Yo mommas so fat, she freezes Missile Turrets

Yo mommas so fat, Interceptors explode as soon as they're done building
Teach me PvZ~
EntertainMe
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
864 Posts
March 23 2006 23:42 GMT
#89
Yo momma so fat, it takes an hour to d/c.
EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
March 23 2006 23:55 GMT
#90
OMG ur the funnyest guy ever!!!!
I'm like, the coolest
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
March 24 2006 00:06 GMT
#91
yo momma so stupid, DA's don't need any mana to MC her
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
March 24 2006 00:45 GMT
#92
Yo mamma so fat she only fit on 256x256 map
Memory lane in nice
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 24 2006 01:39 GMT
#93
-yo momma so fat echoofdream change race to terran
CCHS
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States614 Posts
March 24 2006 01:41 GMT
#94
Yo momma sooooooooo fat that she took up all the supply. 200/200
Believe in the Ball! Throw Yourself!
Born)Slippy
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway1904 Posts
March 24 2006 01:56 GMT
#95
Yo momma is so fat, that a whole fleet of carriers and Tassadars couldn't make a dent.

Yo momma is so fat, when she's proxy gated the gates are never seen again.

Yo momma is so fat, DTs don't need no cloak.

Yo momma is so fat, even Chuck Norris would back down.
bioboyAT
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria1763 Posts
March 24 2006 02:38 GMT
#96
CHUCK NORRIS WOULD NEVER BACK DOWN!!!! °_°
Milchmann | DeadVessel: Milchmann pwns. I fail.
iloveyou[KTF]
Profile Joined March 2006
Korea (South)113 Posts
March 24 2006 02:42 GMT
#97
irradiate = is actually radiation.
서지수/서지훈/강민/박정석/임요환
Mr.Testie
Profile Joined February 2006
973 Posts
March 24 2006 03:30 GMT
#98
On March 24 2006 11:38 bioboyAT wrote:
CHUCK NORRIS WOULD NEVER BACK DOWN!!!! °_°


Much like my hairstyle, that stopped being cool a long time ago.
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
March 24 2006 04:07 GMT
#99
OMG ROFL WTF THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 24 2006 04:23 GMT
#100
On March 24 2006 12:30 Mr.Testie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 24 2006 11:38 bioboyAT wrote:
CHUCK NORRIS WOULD NEVER BACK DOWN!!!! °_°


Much like my hairstyle, that stopped being cool a long time ago.


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