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ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
March 23 2006 08:31 GMT
#21
YO momma is so fat she doesnt get crabs... she gets Zerglings LOL!

yo momma is so fat she thought a battlecruiser yamato gun was static electricity from dragging her fat feet with socks on the ground !1

yo momma is so fat she has the zerg spawning pool as SOUP!!!1
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
March 23 2006 08:39 GMT
#22
On March 23 2006 17:31 YoiChiBow wrote:
YO momma is so fat she doesnt get crabs... she gets Zerglings LOL!




lol
Protoss-Fighting
Profile Joined October 2005
United States814 Posts
March 23 2006 08:41 GMT
#23
rofl funniest shit ever
aka NrG.GoDz, nH.GoDz, GoDz[h20], GoDz[sK] (regretably) you get the picture. :p
new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 08:45:14
March 23 2006 08:43 GMT
#24
you momma is so fat that it takes 3 larvas to morph her.
Pistasj
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Norway272 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 09:03:20
March 23 2006 08:54 GMT
#25
Yo momma so fat blizzard had to raise the supply limit from 200 to 400 hundred to make her buildable. Yo mamma so fat that people had to upgrade their crappy sc computers with the latest parts to handle the load when someone did the yo momma build.

Edit: (one more) Yo momma so fat she gave birth to an Ultralisk.
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
March 23 2006 08:58 GMT
#26
Yo momma so fat she gets 7000 APM every game because her fingers are so fat they spam 6 keys at once.
Victoria Concordia Crescit
SpeaKinRiddleS
Profile Joined October 2005
United States148 Posts
March 23 2006 09:03 GMT
#27
Yo momma so fat she uses julyzerg as a toothpick
Yo momma so fat a dark swarm only covers 1 of her ass cheeks
Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through
Dont let school interfere with your education
borg
Profile Joined September 2005
171 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 09:05:52
March 23 2006 09:04 GMT
#28
Yo momma so fat, that under an arbiter, she could only be partially cloaked at any one time...
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
March 23 2006 09:05 GMT
#29
Yo momma so fat Blizzard had to add a whole new armor class. Now there's small, medium, large, and YOUR MOTHER.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
March 23 2006 09:05 GMT
#30
Yo Momma is so fat she SIT SAT like 1k-JACK
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
March 23 2006 09:10 GMT
#31
On March 23 2006 17:58 FireBlast! wrote:
Yo momma so fat she gets 7000 APM every game because her fingers are so fat they spam 6 keys at once.


LOL
Micro.Macro.Scouting.Harassment.
hsidori
Profile Joined March 2006
United States116 Posts
March 23 2006 09:10 GMT
#32
Yo momma so fat, protoss gave up trying to warp her in from Aiur.
EntertainMe
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
864 Posts
March 23 2006 09:11 GMT
#33
Yo momma so fat, she cried when she saw this topic.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
March 23 2006 09:13 GMT
#34
On March 23 2006 18:10 hsidori wrote:
Yo momma so fat, protoss gave up trying to warp her in from Aiur.


hahhahahahahahahahaha omggg
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tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 23 2006 09:19 GMT
#35
ROfL

-- yo momma so fat arbiters have to recall her in sections.
StreaK
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada580 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 09:19:35
March 23 2006 09:19 GMT
#36
On March 23 2006 16:51 tadste wrote:
-Your momma's so fat July had to get a new nickname.


haha
1a2a3a
rsvp
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States2266 Posts
March 23 2006 09:23 GMT
#37
On March 23 2006 18:10 hsidori wrote:
Yo momma so fat, protoss gave up trying to warp her in from Aiur.


lol, best one imo
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
March 23 2006 09:31 GMT
#38
yo momma so fat she takes up 2 slots
Legalize drugs and murder.
LG)Sabbath
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Argentina3024 Posts
March 23 2006 09:41 GMT
#39
yo momma so fat she wont fit inside a carrier
yo momma so fat it takes two yamato shots just to wake her up
yo momma so fat she takes up the whole medic energy to charge 1 hp

lame.
https://www.twitch.tv/argsabbath/
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
March 23 2006 09:47 GMT
#40
yo momma so fat she blocks a bridge on gaia
yo momma so dumb that reaver AI would beat her in chess
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